Why aren't Women as funny as Men

jaysusjones

I think I have met two woman in my life who I genuinely class as funny and capable of delivering something as witty as I would expect from a typical "funny" guy.

Frankly, the rest of the women I know who attempt to be funny just ending up looking awkward, lame and needy and HONESTLY I just find myself humouring them, fantastic people and all as they are let me add!!:D

So whats the deal?

Why are Woman not as Funny as Men?

Discuss

Voltex

cause men are just better than women!

My name is URL

Women can be funny, but comedian women try to act like men and that makes them unfunny, which is odd because men are funnier than women

apparently

SoupyNorman

Women are funnier then men...unintentionally.

callaway92

i think they are funnier because they have teh bewbies

brummytom

There's only one person I know who constantly makes me crack up laughing, that's a girl.

Half the lads I know try desperately to be funny. My best mate rang me last night and told me he'd made the class laugh (I was off school)... said it made his day.
FFS

Also, half the posters on here I find funny/entertaining are wimmins

jaysusjones

My name is URL wrote: »

Women can be funny, but comedian women try to act like men and that makes them unfunny, which is odd because men are funnier than women

apparently

You're rambling

You're a woman..aren't you??;)

SEPT 23 1989

they are wired up arseways

My name is URL

jaysusjones wrote: »

You're a woman..aren't you??;)

Damn, are my piss flaps showing?

*blushes

That_Guy

Women aren't funny because this is the standard of female comedy.

ScumLord

jaysusjones wrote: »

I think I have met two woman in my life who I genuinely class as funny and capable of delivering something as witty as I would expect from a typical "funny" guy.

Frankly, the rest of the women I know who attempt to be funny just ending up looking awkward, lame and needy and HONESTLY I just find myself humouring them, fantastic people and all as they are let me add!!:D

So whats the deal?

Why are Woman not as Funny as Men?

Discuss

How can you say women aren't funny? Haven't you ever seen a woman try to park? Or work an electrical device that didn't do house work?

That_Guy

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

they are wired up arseways

We're not talking about a circuit board here.

Sir Gallagher

Women don't need to be funny they've more strings to their bow.

thatsa spicy

Women and men are exactly equal in terms of funniness.

They are equal at absolutely everything.

What a coincidence that this is the case because, as it happens, its also the most desirable situation!

Even though the different methods of reproduction of the two sexes imply that there must have been different evolutionary pressures on each sex, both sexes turned out exactly the same with regard to everything!!!

Owww..my backs sore from all this bending over backwards...

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7izJggqCoA

wolfric

thatsa spicy wrote: »

Women and men are exactly equal in terms of funniness.

They are equal at absolutely everything.

What a coincidence that this is the case because, as it happens, its also the most desirable situation!

Even though the different methods of reproduction of the two sexes imply that there must have been different evolutionary pressures on each sex, both sexes turned out exactly the same with regard to everything!!!

Owww..my backs sore from all this bending over backwards...

Good god i don't know about you but my women aren't exactly the same as men where it counts... don't know what experiences you've been having...

phlegms

Because they are still bitter about that whole childbirth business, feckin' moanbags.

SoupyNorman

..Pretty much.

thatsa spicy

wolfric wrote: »

Good god i don't know about you but my women aren't exactly the same as men where it counts... don't know what experiences you've been having...

..nah being sarcastic. Men really are so so so much funnier than women. Women don't need to be funny, us men don't really care!!

Jesus Wept

jaysusjones wrote: »

Why are Woman not as Funny as Men?

Discuss

Why are generalisations shit?

dr.bollocko

The last women I slept with said I was nothing like she expected. She said that most men with tiny penises are generous and caring lovers. Or something like that. I wasn't really listening.
That aside, lets just utilise this lock button I just clicked on this here thread as a jumping off point. Hopefully from my simple actions in locking this thread we have bridged the gender bridge and we can all face the future as equals.