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Neighbours from hell...............

  • 16-10-2009 6:48pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,848 ✭✭✭


    Can't find a link but its in today's Irish Examiner page 8.......mores the pity cause there's a nice pic with the story.
    hopefully someone else can add a link

    Anyway,the jist of it is John & Serena Connors from Wexford and their 7 kids between 4 & 19 were put up by the council in Tottenridge, North London in a £1,000,000 home last Febuary.
    Neighbours say they trashed the house and caused chaos in the neighbourhood in 6 months.

    Property landlady Sapna Bukhari(recieving £2400p.m. for rent) has began a legal battle to have them removed,she claims after a few weeks the tenants broke a radiator causing a leak that collapsed a ceiling.

    They in turn claim they are the victims of racism and will sue after the police circulated leaflets warning of distraction burglaries by "members of the travelling community"

    The Connor's shouted abuse and called police when approached by reporters about the claims.They also deny causing any damage to the house.

    What is the best way to remove unwanted tenants ?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    soundsham wrote: »
    What is the best way to remove unwanted tenants ?

    Murder.

    Knife or gun, whatever you're more comfortable with. Knock politely on the door then fucking kill them.

    Bury them in your back garden; no one will ever know.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    A bath of acid.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,081 ✭✭✭thegen


    soundsham wrote: »
    Can't find a link but its in today's Irish Examiner page 8.......mores the pity cause there's a nice pic with the story.
    hopefully someone else can add a link

    Anyway,the jist of it is John & Serena Connors from Wexford and their 7 kids between 4 & 19 were put up by the council in Tottenridge, North London in a £1,000,000 home last Febuary.
    Neighbours say they trashed the house and caused chaos in the neighbourhood in 6 months.

    Property landlady Sapna Bukhari(recieving £2400p.m. for rent) has began a legal battle to have them removed,she claims after a few weeks the tenants broke a radiator causing a leak that collapsed a ceiling.

    They in turn claim they are the victims of racism and will sue after the police circulated leaflets warning of distraction burglaries by "members of the travelling community"

    The Connor's shouted abuse and called police when approached by reporters about the claims.They also deny causing any damage to the house.

    What is the best way to remove unwanted tenants ?

    With the help of a BayHill 7 iron;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 744 ✭✭✭smodgley


    sneak in under darkness with a cple doz dead fish , hide in various locations around the house.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,726 ✭✭✭✭CianRyan


    I was going to say with a gun.
    Damn you, Tommy.

    They sound like absolute pricks, big thanks goes to them for making us look good over sea's.:rolleyes:

    Let's just hope when they get the boot, they won't come back here.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Wait a minute.

    SOME BRIT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE CALLED THEM PADDIES DURING THE COURSE OF THEIR STAY.

    Even though they are slovenly, inert wastes-of-space, at least they're not Queen-loving, murdering, 800-years-of-subjugation merchants.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    CianRyan wrote: »
    I was going to say with a gun.
    Damn you, Tommy.

    They sound like absolute pricks, big thanks goes to them for making us look good over sea's.:rolleyes:

    Let's just hope when they get the boot, they won't come back here.

    That would be my gun of choice.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    They have a house in my estate aswell which is being 'minded' by his brother, wife and 10 kids. If they come back i'm out of here.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    John and Serena Connors and their seven children are being housed in the five-bedroom detached house in Totteridge while taxpayers pick up the £2,400-a-month bill.
    But landlords Zulfi and Sapna Bukhari, both 38, are desperate to get them out. They claim the travellers have caused tens of thousands of pounds in damage.
    Mrs Bukhari sobbed as she described the couple's battle to get the Connors, originally from Co Wexford, in Ireland, evicted.

    She said it was difficult as they “seem to know the system”, adding: “It's horrible. I thought we should let the house out to a large, struggling family who don't have much, to give them a chance to live somewhere nice. But now I wish I hadn't.”
    Mrs Bukhari claimed that within weeks a radiator had been pulled off a wall and the water made the ceiling collapse. “They've twice blocked the drains so sewage flowed on to the pavement,” she added. “They have thrown food, clothes, cat excrement and all manner of rubbish into neighbours' gardens.”
    The Connors, whose children are aged between four and 19, were placed in the house by Barnet council in February due to a shortage of council housing.
    Mrs Connors said: “This is all lies. The landlady doesn't like travellers. I'm going to get her done for harassment.”
    Found this London Evening Standard (from August, 2009 details on this story could have changed since)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,726 ✭✭✭✭CianRyan


    baz2009 wrote: »
    That would be my gun of choice.
    I was thinking flame thrower.
    Fcuk it, combination of both!!

    Better yet.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    smodgley wrote: »
    sneak in under darkness with a cple doz dead fish , hide in various locations around the house.

    that would only improve the smell of the place


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    stovelid wrote: »
    Even though they are slovenly, inert wastes-of-space, at least they're not Queen-loving, murdering, 800-years-of-subjugation merchants.

    Yeah, don't you just hate those Brits?



    *kills neighbours, beats slaves and faps to £20 note*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    soundsham wrote: »

    John & Serena Connors

    Relatives of Blackie I presume.
    soundsham wrote: »
    What is the best way to remove unwanted tenants ?

    Some people will tell you to ring Pavee point.
    I tried ringing them there recently, but they were out to lunch.
    The answering machine message went something like this........ Hello, you have reached Pavee point. Please leave a mess.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,124 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    What is the best way to remove unwanted tenants ?

    Rent Man shaped scarecrow?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,726 ✭✭✭✭CianRyan


    OH OH OH, I GOT A NEW ONE!!

    Offer them a decent, honest job.
    :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭Whosbetter?


    Let loose 2 bags of starving rats in the attic.

    That ought to shift 'em!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,461 ✭✭✭foxshooter243


    Do it Irish/Russian style!-offer them a drink, but make the first round a molotov cocktail!:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,848 ✭✭✭soundsham


    “They've twice blocked the drains so sewage flowed on to the pavement,” she added. “They have thrown food, clothes, cat excrement and all manner of rubbish into neighbours' gardens.”

    :eek: classy stuff.......http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23731977-the-travellers-on-benefits-accused-of-trashing-a-1m-home.do


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,142 ✭✭✭koHd


    Ok sorry if the article answers this. I'm on the mobile.

    Why the hell are they being put up in a million pound house? That's absolutely ridiculous.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,113 ✭✭✭ParkRunner


    Average children per household in Ireland = 1.4
    Average children per household in a traveller family = 3.5


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    those english, always complaning about something...


    :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 837 ✭✭✭CutzEr


    EF wrote: »
    Average children per household in Ireland = 1.4
    Average children per household in a traveller family = 3.5

    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,113 ✭✭✭ParkRunner


    CutzEr wrote: »
    :pac:

    Per caravan, until they get the free house then :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,392 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    galwayrush wrote: »
    A bath of acid.
    Clearly you don't watch breaking bad else you'd cop why a bath is a poor choice for acid.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    I think he meant in someone else's house....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 636 ✭✭✭big_show


    brummytom wrote: »
    Bury them in your back garden; no one will ever know.

    no one ever checks the back garden.....

    <_<


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 47 Valhalla


    Number of ways to get rid of this menace.

    1 - Drive 40 foot filled with dog Sh!t through front of building and tip contents out.

    2 - unleash an even worse traveller family at them with sticks (NOT POSSIBLE PROB)

    3 - Car Bomb

    4 - Turn Chuck Norris loose on them

    5 - Stick them on an Island with a 200 foot wall around it, fill it with many hungry Nazi Zombies and make them think about what they have done! HOW ARE LIKING THAT YIZ FOOKERS!!!! GONNA MESS THE GAFF UP NOW ARE YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    invite your ones from 'how clean is your house' round, that will shape them up


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Mrs Connors said: “This is all lies. The landlady doesn't like travellers. I'm going to get her done for harassment.

    lol. Well, at least it's one less pack of degenerates over here causing trouble.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    brummytom wrote: »
    Murder.

    Knife or gun, whatever you're more comfortable with. Knock politely on the door then fucking kill them.

    Bury them in your back garden; no one will ever know report you.
    Fyp :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    soundsham wrote: »
    Can't find a link but its in today's Irish Examiner page 8.......mores the pity cause there's a nice pic with the story.
    hopefully someone else can add a link

    Anyway,the jist of it is John & Serena Connors from Wexford and their 7 kids between 4 & 19 were put up by the council in Tottenridge, North London in a £1,000,000 home last Febuary.
    Neighbours say they trashed the house and caused chaos in the neighbourhood in 6 months.

    Property landlady Sapna Bukhari(recieving £2400p.m. for rent) has began a legal battle to have them removed,she claims after a few weeks the tenants broke a radiator causing a leak that collapsed a ceiling.

    They in turn claim they are the victims of racism and will sue after the police circulated leaflets warning of distraction burglaries by "members of the travelling community"

    The Connor's shouted abuse and called police when approached by reporters about the claims.They also deny causing any damage to the house.

    What is the best way to remove unwanted tenants ?

    Call Skynet?


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 11,394 Mod ✭✭✭✭Captain Havoc


    Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig

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