Masturbating truck driver convicted of careless driving

vangoz

A German truck driver charged for masturbating while behind the wheel of his truck when it crashed has been ordered to undergo psychiatric care.

In court, the truck driver claimed he didn’t remember the accident and that he had fallen asleep at the time of the crash.

The truck he was driving had flipped over on Route 40 outside of Borås one morning in early September.

During an initial interrogation, the man admitted that he was pleasuring himself when the accident occurred.

But during the trial, the German truck driver changed his story, alleging instead that he had succumbed to the need for sleep rather than sex when he flipped his rig.

According to the driver, he hadn’t slept for several nights in a row, the local Borås Tidning (BT) newspaper reports.

When police arrived on the scene of the accident, the man was sitting in the driver’s seat, naked from the waist down.

On Wednesday, the man was convicted of careless driving, assault, and sexual harassment by the Borås District Court.

The additional charges stem from the man’s behaviour following the accident, when he hit a nurse and then started to masturbate while being interrogated by police.

An evaluation of the driver revealed that he may have suffered from a serious mental disturbance at the time of the accident.

The prosecutor argued that the man needed psychiatric care, and the man’s defence attorney agreed.

FAIL!!!!!

http://www.thelocal.se/22662/20091014/

wudangclan

what a wanker!!

rednik

Sure it was only a yorkie bar.

Max Power1

dont you hate when you get onto a thread in AH third, after the OP post first, and some other poster has put the witty response you thought uip :P

jebuz

mother trucker

Fizman

The additional charges stem from the man’s behaviour following the accident, when he hit a nurse and then started to masturbate while being interrogated by police.

An evaluation of the driver revealed that he may have suffered from a serious mental disturbance at the time of the accident.

No sh1t sherlock!

Was he carrying a big load?

mike65

Wipers on the inside?

Paulyh

rarnes1 wrote: »

Was he carrying a big load?

nice one!

and did he shed it across the road, and were there any skid marks??

sky88

the truck driver is a legend

zebrafumbler

Sure he be dead right, ball bag yourself senseless and let mother nature take it's course.

Captain Havoc

He was only only shifting his gear stick

Max Power1

he was quite cocky when interrogated by police, but his hardman approach quiclky faded away with a bang

jebuz

It happened just as he was pulling off

Jesus Juice

Psychiatric care?
Sexual Harassment charge!?
He was just having a ****!!His must of lost his vision when his eyes went out of focus!!

godtabh

rarnes1 wrote: »

Was he carrying a big load?

that he shed all over Route 40

axer

Jesus Juice wrote: »

Psychiatric care?
Sexual Harassment charge!?
He was just having a ****!!His must of lost his vision when his eyes went out of focus!!

Well masturbation does cause blindness!

smodgley

He saw, He came, He crashed.

TPD

Jesus, pretty much every post has been an attempt at comedy, and yet I didn't laugh once. AH is slipping

Jesus Juice

The Perfect Drug wrote: »

Jesus, pretty much every post has been an attempt at comedy, and yet I didn't laugh once. AH is slipping

At least there was no Mary Harney references!



yet

orourkeda

Its gives the phrase pulled over a whole new meaning.

orourkeda

Jesus Juice wrote: »

At least there was no Mary Harney references!



yet

Maybe he was fantasizing about the Lovely health minister

orourkeda

The Perfect Drug wrote: »

Jesus, pretty much every post has been an attempt at comedy, and yet I didn't laugh once. AH is slipping

I was going to tell you to f**k off but that would be another paltry attempt at humour.

ScumLord

Who the hell did he sexually harass? It's like they just wanted to charge him with something so they could put him on the sexual deviants list.

TPD

orourkeda wrote: »

I was going to tell you to f**k off but that would be another paltry attempt at humour.

Er.. right then. So rather than saying it you thought you'd say that you're not going to say it?

ScumLord wrote: »

Who the hell did he sexually harass? It's like they just wanted to charge him with something so they could put him on the sexual deviants list.

I think it was the police interrogators he masturbated in front of.

SoWatchaWant

That guy is a moron. How was he gonna clean himself up even half decent with only one hand?

eigrod

I'll certainly be changing my driving habits after reading that. Never foresaw the dangers in it myself.

I call on Gay Byrne to address the nation on the dangers of this practice.

Rondolfus

Wouldn't be surprised if Ryan Tubridy had him as a guest on the late late in a few weeks.

In All Fairness

Meanwhile truck drivers marched in Paris today in defence of **** rights which even their EU Trade Union counterparts admit are unsustainable given the huge increases in traffic in the last forty years.

orourkeda

eigrod wrote: »

I'll certainly be changing my driving habits after reading that. Never foresaw the dangers in it myself.

I call on Gay Byrne to address the nation on the dangers of this practice.

Especially when youre drunk. It'll take forever

orourkeda

In All Fairness wrote: »

Meanwhile truck drivers marched in Paris today in defence of **** rights which even their EU Trade Union counterparts admit are unsustainable given the huge increases in traffic in the last forty years.

Joined by Irish Taxi drivers who are annoyed by the fact that the regulator has issued **** plates to every Tom Dick and harry

Long Onion

Pity he hadn't picked a hitchiker who could have blown his horn, thus avoiding a nasty accident.

DonJose

vangoz wrote: »

...rather than sex when he flipped his rig.

LOL who doesn't flip their rig every now and then.

g5hn710m4xpdwy

orourkeda wrote: »

I was going to tell you to f**k off but that would be another paltry attempt at humour.

You could of called him a Jerk... :pac:

Rented Mule

mike65 wrote: »

Wipers on the inside?

...and they go 'fap, fap, fap'

Gummy Panda

Now thats what i call, a sticky situation!

Mossy Monk

Being charged with sexual harrassment is mental.

The Perfect Drug wrote: »

Jesus, pretty much every post has been an attempt at comedy, and yet I didn't laugh once.

Not just me to notice this.

Abi

sky88 wrote: »

the truck driver is a legend

Ah hes not, no.

galwayrush

It could have got messy.:pac:

john-joe

could have caused an accident.....

Midnight_EG

You can really tell who the dirty minded gits are in here by checking who thanked what post

john-joe

Midnight_EG wrote: »

You can really tell who the dirty minded gits are in here by checking who thanked what post

u mean thanked wanked

pebbles21

Did anyone on the road see him coming before he crashed?

Paddycrumlinman

Its W ankers like this that piss me off...

john-joe

Paddycrumlinman wrote: »

Its W ankers like this that piss me off...

is W anker the german for ; tosser?

Overheal

only in amer- oh wait.

opinion guy

Very nearly a Darwin award. Maybe he'll get best newcumer :P

I wonder if he drives for Anker

They used to have a fleet of trucks with personalised number plates Anker1, Anker2 etc, but in Vienna all numberplates have a W in front.