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Gollum Lookalike Creature

  • 15-10-2009 12:03pm
    #1
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭


    I can't find any other topic about this, though it's old news and the search function is currently being arse ridden.

    http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Gollum-like_monster_emerges_from_lake&in_article_id=739578&in_page_id=2&expand=true#StartComments
    A slimy, glob-like creature dubbed Gollum has terrified children after it slithered out of a lake and clambered over the rocks towards them. The young teenagers were playing by the waterfront in a Panama lake near Cerro Azul when the bald beast emerged from a cave behind a waterfall. They started screaming as it shuffled out "as if to attack them".
    Locals told Panama news the monster was like "Gollum from Lord of the Rings".



    One said: "I have only seen that creature once before - and it was in the Tolkien film."
    But in a "desperate bid to defend themselves" four children grabbed rocks from the beach and hurled them at the beast.



    Having killed it they picked up the body and tossed it back into the lake, before fleeing.
    Disbelieving parents went to investigate and were amazed to see the body had washed up on the shore. It has since been picked apart by buzzards.


    Melquiades Ramos, an expert at the National Environmental Authority said, he will investigate the animal.
    Zoologist Jacobo Arauz said it was likely the creature was likely to be a mutation and suggested it could be a form of sloth.
    The kids are **** for killing it, but I don't know what I'd do.
    I reckon I'd have flash backs of the original Resident Evil games and get hyped up!


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  • #2
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    Actually I'd kidnip Brian Cowen and get them to 'mate' and see what happens :P


  • #3
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    So that's where Louis Walsh was on Sunday


  • #4
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Poor Sloth =(

    It was hardly rushing at them, they move so slowly.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4oNReBV_Mw


    Sounds like they tortured it before killing it


  • #5
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    That's bizarre. Poor creature.


  • #6
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    My name is URL wrote: »
    Poor Sloth =(

    It was hardly rushing at them, they move so slowly.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4oNReBV_Mw


    Sounds like they tortured it before killing it

    It's real sad man. I wonder how it was bald though? Strange.

    You'd have to be an absolutely ill thinking little prick to harm a creature like that.


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  • #7
    Keogg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 427 ✭✭Keogg


    I read about this in the metroWell established, factual newpaper...

    its fairly freaky looking alright, talk about scarring the poor kids


  • #8
    WindSock
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    Fuck that. I'd have probably done the same


  • #9
    Blazer
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    I hate people who've god knows where they've been for the last 3 months, pop back on boards and post a thread about something discussed 2 months ago.

    Next thread I fully expect to be

    1. Jesus dies..RIP
    2. King Kong...spoiler warning
    he dies in the end shot off the empire state building
    3. Michael Jackson dies..RIP
    4. John O'Donoghue....


  • #10
    AnonoBoy
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    So the mushrooms in Panama are pretty good then, yeah?


  • #11
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    Berkut wrote: »
    I hate people who've god knows where they've been for the last 3 months, pop back on boards and post a thread about something discussed 2 months ago.

    Next thread I fully expect to be

    1. Jesus dies..RIP
    2. King Kong...spoiler warning
    he dies in the end shot off the empire state building
    3. Michael Jackson dies..RIP
    4. John O'Donoghue....

    I have never heard of you ;)
    I post more than you :rolleyes:
    I don't use AH that often :eek:
    It seems no one else here knew about it :confused:
    Link to the thread please...

    And...

    I think you'd do well to shove your own foot up your arse you wanker.


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  • #12
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    So the mushrooms in Panama are pretty good then, yeah?

    That's some spacey camera so man, I want one of those fitted on my contact lenses!


  • #13
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    FunkZ wrote: »
    And...

    I think you'd do well to shove your own foot up your arse you wanker.

    Banned.


  • #14
    Blazer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,473 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    Alora Square Creator wrote: »
    Banned.


    woohoo...ah Alora Square Creator...I love you just for your avatar and your smugness:D

    I would show the thread..hell it came with the video link but the search feature is down :(


  • #15
    Insect Overlord
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    Berkut wrote: »
    I hate people who've god knows where they've been for the last 3 months, pop back on boards and post a thread about something discussed 2 months ago.

    Next thread I fully expect to be

    1. Jesus dies..RIP
    2. King Kong...spoiler warning
    he dies in the end shot off the empire state building
    3. Michael Jackson dies..RIP
    4. John O'Donoghue....

    The Bible:
    he dies at the end


  • #16
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    FunkZ wrote: »
    I have never heard of you ;)
    I post more than you :rolleyes:
    I don't use AH that often :eek:
    It seems no one else here knew about it :confused:
    Link to the thread please...

    And...

    I think you'd do well to shove your own foot up your arse you wanker.

    Express Yourself [remix]


  • #17
    Blazer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,473 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    Good old Penny Arcade :D

    http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/215535297_B2j5j-L-2.jpg


  • #18
    WindSock
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    Berkut wrote: »
    woohoo...ah Frada...I love you just for your avatar and your smugness:D

    I would show the thread..hell it came with the video link but the search feature is down :(

    Hey, you should totally get the same avatar.


  • #19
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    WindSock wrote: »
    Hey, you should totally get the same avatar.

    What? You kinda semi-accused me of favouritism yesterday because I banned a popular poster, and now you want somebody to steal my avatar? What the hell have I ever done to you? :(


  • #20
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Alora Square Creator wrote: »
    What? You kinda semi-accused me of favouritism yesterday because I banned a popular poster, and now you want somebody to steal my avatar? What the hell have I ever done to you? :(

    I did not. Oh wait, I did in a way I suppose. But not really. That wasn't my intent.


  • #21
    Blazer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,473 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    WindSock wrote: »
    Hey, you should totally get the same avatar.

    Nah..Frada's a one of the kind...


    besides..i'd have to pay for it :D


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  • #22
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    WindSock wrote: »
    Hey, you should totally get the same avatar.
    Alora Square Creator wrote: »
    What? You kinda semi-accused me of favouritism yesterday because I banned a popular poster, and now you want somebody to steal my avatar? What the hell have I ever done to you?

    Fight! Fight! Fight!


  • #23
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    WindSock wrote: »
    I did not. Oh wait, I did in a way I suppose. But not really. That wasn't my intent.

    I'm keeping a super special eye on you Windsock. :mad:


  • #24
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    brummytom wrote: »
    Fight! Fight! Fight!

    Oh, it's on like Donkey Kong
    Alora Square Creator wrote: »
    I'm keeping a super special eye on you Windsock. :mad:


    You keep your special japs eye in your pants. No one likes the smell of smeg.


  • #25
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    WindSock wrote: »
    Oh, it's on like Donkey Kong




    You keep your special japs eye in your pants. No one likes the smell of smeg.

    Well this has taken a digusting yet intruiging turn


  • #26
    Blazer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,473 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    agreed...
    Frada should be keeping his japs eye in his windsock


  • #27
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    *cough*

    So anyway, this "monster." Does anyone else think it might be an albino, hairless ape?


  • #28
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Alora Square Creator wrote: »
    *cough*

    So anyway, this "monster." Does anyone else think it might be an albino, hairless ape?
    Stop being dirty!


    EDIT: I've no idea what I'm on about; I saw monster and hairless


  • #29
    Blazer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,473 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    Alora Square Creator wrote: »
    *cough*

    So anyway, this "monster." Does anyone else think it might be an albino, hairless ape?

    Is it Terry?

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055710997

    I'm afraid to open that pic in work :D


  • #30
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    Alora Square Creator wrote: »
    What? You kinda semi-accused me of favouritism yesterday because I banned a popular poster

    who be that..?


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  • #31
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    itsallaboutheL wrote: »
    who be that..?
    http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/joedogg/TurdFerguson.png


  • #32
    AnonoBoy
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    An File wrote: »
    The Bible:
    he dies at the end

    Don't worry - he comes back in the sequel.


  • #33
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    brummytom wrote: »
    http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/joedogg/TurdFerguson.png

    more dirrty scat porn?


  • #34
    Kold
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    Old news. Bald sloth. Dickhead kids.


  • #35
    CianRyan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,721 ✭✭✭✭CianRyan


    It's only Mewtwo shedding his skin, get over it.


  • #36
    Seaneh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    An File wrote: »
    The Bible:
    he dies at the end

    Spoiler fail, he dies about 3/4 of the way in. He is very much alive at the end.


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  • #37
    Paddycrumlinman
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    My name is URL wrote: »
    Poor Sloth =(

    It was hardly rushing at them, they move so slowly.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4oNReBV_Mw


    Sounds like they tortured it before killing it


    That is the most fooked up thing I have seen in a long time. Weird animal

    It reminds me of some oul wan falling out of a pub in Crumlin, hanging to the ground for dear life, saying "if ya touch me, ill kill ya" :P

    As someone said, a bizarre creature and I feel sorry for it big time.


  • #38
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    There's a Sloth in Dublin Zoo, it climbs on the caged ceiling, it's kick ass! LAAAZZZYYY!


  • #39
    CHD
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,956 ✭✭✭CHD


    Sloths are stupid. Throw rocks at them.


  • #40
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    Retarded bastards for killing it.

    Please keep the mod porn to... no one, ya?


  • #41
    laugh
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    Seaneh wrote: »
    Spoiler fail, he dies about 3/4 of the way in. He is very much alive at the end.

    And you can turn a pumpkin into a carriage.


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  • #42
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    laugh wrote: »
    And you can turn a pumpkin into a carriage.

    Ah now, one story is fictional and the other is real magic!


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