I've just enjoyed a 5 minute drunken phone conversation with the new Ceann Comhairle!

Short but sweet.

After arriving home from a lackluster session at the pub, I received a text message from a good friend to tell me that there was a new Ceann Comhairle. I didn't really care until I read his name.... Seamus Krik..... the Irish version of the chew gum, kick ass, galactic nympho James Kirk. I googled his name, found his Fianna Fail homepage and gave the constituency number a ring to leave a message. That was until he answered. It had forwarded to his house phone or something. Had a brief chat, congratualted him on his position and reminded him to "engage" the Dail sessions.

He took it well and wished me the best! All hail Kirk!

minidazzler

Lol, I have to Say James T Kirk is the most bad ass name in existance.

Tiberius, do you get any more cum on her face manly than that?

soundsham

+1 suppose its "All Hail Capt Kirk" from now on

gets coat.....

DigiGal

minidazzler wrote: »

Lol, I have to Say James T Kirk is the most bad ass name in existance.

Tiberius, do you get any more cum on her face manly than that?

He has the combined power of Mr.T and Captian Kirk.....Legend

Linku

If only he was elected at the start of a government so he could have a five year mission!

starbelgrade

Who was drunk.. you, him or the pair of ye?!!

Anyhow. He's not answering the phone now. I tried to ring on a reverse charge call. I'm sure his expenses would cover it.

seanybiker

best name ever.

MrVestek

Space.... the final fronteir. These are the voyages of the Starship Éireprise. It's continuing mission... to explore strange new tax blunders. To seek out new "screw the pooch" opportunities and new "feckthem"isations. To boldy push the envelope where no fecker has gone before.


Captain... James T. Krik of the U.... S.... S... Éireprise. If the lot of you understand how far in bed we are with Irish industry then you'll understand the reference.

That is all...

YeGods

seanybiker wrote: »

best name ever.

i an't getting on no black hole - crazy fool

davyjose

Ruledbyjames wrote: »

Short but sweet.

After arriving home from a lackluster session at the pub, I received a text message from a good friend to tell me that there was a new Ceann Comhairle. I didn't really care until I read his name.... Seamus Krik..... the Irish version of the chew gum, kick ass, galactic nympho James Kirk. I googled his name, found his Fianna Fail homepage and gave the constituency number a ring to leave a message. That was until he answered. It had forwarded to his house phone or something. Had a brief chat, congratualted him on his position and reminded him to "engage" the Dail sessions.

He took it well and wished me the best! All hail Kirk!

Just the one shandy eh?

FlutterinBantam

Face covered in Fianna fail spunk is it??


:eek:

jimmycrackcorm

Ruledbyjames wrote: »

I received a text message from a good friend to tell me that there was a new Ceann Comhairle.

This is the bit I thought was sad - The problem with having a free unlimited texts package.

SoupyNorman

Kirk v O'Donoghue

CliffHuxtabel

"After arriving home from a lackluster session at the pub, I received a text message from a good friend to tell me that there was a new Ceann Comhairle. I didn't really care until I read his name.... Seamus Krik..... the Irish version of the chew gum, kick ass, galactic nympho James Kirk. I googled his name, found his Fianna Fail homepage and gave the constituency number a ring to leave a message. That was until he answered. It had forwarded to his house phone or something. Had a brief chat, congratualted him on his position and reminded him to "engage" the Dail sessions"

John O Donoghue
October 2009

Fratton Fred

I for one welcome our new star fleet overlord.

Seamus, may you have much fun in Uranus.

Kinetic^

Must have been working late, no doubt he'll claim expenses for that!

WhiteWashMan

theres probably a thread on boards.ie somewhere saying that some drunken gobsheen just phoned up someone who was pretending to be the new ceann chomhairle

dr.bollocko

When the real captain kirk casually shags green chicks they are from space. That's the difference between him and this clown comhairle.

AnonoBoy

Bet his office phone won't forward to his home phone for much longer.

Blazer

Fratton Fred wrote: »

I for one welcome our new star fleet overlord.

please please stop using that phrase..it stopped being funny 10 years ago on the simpsons and after the first post on boards.
Using a phrase such as above or "yore ma" just shows up the poster as someone lacking a real sense of humor and wit.

The Recliner

Berkut wrote: »

please please stop using that phrase..it stopped being funny 10 years ago on the simpsons and after the first post on boards.
Using a phrase such as above or "yore ma" just shows up the poster as someone lacking a real sense of humor and wit.

I for one welcome Berkut, our new cranky and seems to have gotten out of the wrong side of the bed Overlord

Blazer

I'm here at work...listening to people biatching about John O'Donoghue and TDs etc all morning..no wonder I'm cranky