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Berties next book!

  • 11-10-2009 8:54pm
    #1
    Mal-Adjusted
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,603 ✭✭✭


    so, bertie ahern has finally written his autobiography. i guess writing fiction runs in the family. so what do you think his next book will be called?

    "How I F***** the Irish People"
    "The Invention of Lying"
    "Where's the bank account?" (this could be a picture book, like where's wally!):)

    Keep the ball rolling!


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  • #2
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    "PS I shagged your sister"


  • #3
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    how to dodge the question


  • #4
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    How to make a plasterer famous in 3 easy steps


  • #5
    WIZE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    6a00cd96f969e04cd500e398b170ba0005-500pi


  • #6
    Whosbetter?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭Whosbetter?


    How to make a Speech Impediment work for you!


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  • #7
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Forgive Me, I'm Forgetful


  • #8
    imme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,200 ✭✭✭imme


    How To Look Bad Naked
    How I Destroyed Your Lives
    How I Met Your Mother


  • #9
    Enii
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,546 ✭✭✭Enii


    Stuff your brown envelopes.......with a load dough


  • #10
    squibs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 975 ✭✭✭squibs


    Macroeconomic Fraud For Dummies

    The Idiot's Guide to Bankrupting a Nation

    Hurty? I Burn! (By Bertie Ahern)


  • #11
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭trout


    Bolshevik Bertie ... the b-b-b-b-Brown Envelope Years (1987-2008), or "How I saved d'Nation, really, I did ... all by meself"


    Maybe history will record, in the fullness of time, the greatness of Patrick Bartholomew "Bertie" Ahern ... it shall be forever recorded at OUR expense


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  • #12
    Supercell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,544 ✭✭✭✭Supercell


    A "Dummies Guide to Horse Betting"?
    https://www.loughlinstown.ie/

    Have a weather station?, why not join the Ireland Weather Network - http://irelandweather.eu/



  • #13
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    How to Win Friends and Shaft People.
    An Idiots Guide to Corruption.
    Quit While you're Ahead.
    Its not a Pyramid Scheme.


  • #14
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    The Idiots Guide to The Property Market and other scams


  • #15
    Whosbetter?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭Whosbetter?


    Cheque Mate.


  • #16
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Bertie's memoirs, the 2010 remix.


  • #17
    heyjude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,030 ✭✭✭heyjude


    Bertie The Red !!


  • #18
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Waiting for Biffo


  • #19
    deadhead13
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,034 ✭✭✭deadhead13


    Bertie Ahern - The Prison Diary.


  • #20
    Oliver1985
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,304 ✭✭✭Oliver1985


    Gonna get it during the week !! It be a good read id say!!


  • #21
    Ulysses Gaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    'Mines a Bass: The Story of Ireland's Last Socialist'


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  • #22
    rednik
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,169 ✭✭✭rednik


    My anorak pockets are full.


  • #23
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    To Kill A Mocking Bertie


  • #24
    old boy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,658 ✭✭✭old boy


    i cant remember de name of it


  • #25
    kincsem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,013 ✭✭✭kincsem


    Bertie's Benchmarking Befuddlement
    Da Sequel


  • #26
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Happy Days


  • #27
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    1,916 reasons why i want to be president.


  • #28
    Mike...
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 956 ✭✭✭Mike...


    O. J. SimpsonBertie Ahern: If I Did It, Here's How It Happened


  • #29
    kaiser soza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 407 ✭✭kaiser soza


    P.S. The Money Was Resting In Me Account!


  • #30
    Aidric
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,591 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    The Crying Game - foreword by Brian Dobson.


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  • #31
    Darlughda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,886 ✭✭✭Darlughda


    Utterly unaccountable: How to get away with it all
    Edited by: a few cronies
    Published by no honour required ltd. this version updated (c'mas 2009).

    Actually, no signed edition could possibly be complete without a flashing neon banner mention of whatever deserving charity his disingenousness has suddenly decided will now really boost his pr machine.


  • #32
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    The Godfather


  • #33
    Enii
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,546 ✭✭✭Enii


    The Insider Guide to d' trees of North County Dublin


  • #34
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    "There And Back Again (to the bank)" by Bilbo Baggins Mr "O' I can't recollect!" AHern!


  • #35
    barnacle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 238 ✭✭barnacle


    "Plastering Paddy"


  • #36
    thomond2006
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    "1 night in Manchester"


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  • #37
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    The Origin of the Bertie


  • #38
    K-Ren
    Closed Accounts Posts: 357 ✭✭K-Ren


    I don't know about titles, but tag lines are easy.

    '' It'll Bertie-bowl you over! ''


  • #39
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    P.S I stroked you


  • #40
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    How to run ruin a country

    How to silence a Celtic Tiger


  • #41
    merlie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 673 ✭✭✭merlie


    Mo Money Please!


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  • #42
    ElaElaElano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭ElaElaElano


    Bertie Ahern and the Chamber of Secrets.


  • #43
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    No Cheques Please we're irish


  • #44
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    The evolution of the FF species from a relativity point of view, foreword by Mary Coughlane.


  • #45
    Zebra3
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,008 ✭✭✭✭Zebra3


    I'm a Nationalist".

    The follow up will be "I'm a Socialist".

    But if you hang on a bit you can get the two books combined as a special edition under the tile "I'm a National Socialist".


  • #46
    Sizzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,430 ✭✭✭Sizzler


    "I didn't do it" (Fcuk up the economy) :rolleyes:


  • #47
    Estella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 61 ✭✭Estella


    Bertie: My Life And Crimes


  • #48
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Cops and Robbers


  • #49
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    The Audacity Of Bertie


  • #50
    genericguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    "people spend most of the day calling me a horrible stuttering robbing thieving cnut, yet they still voted for me for president"

    on sale, feb 2012.


  • #51
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Caught Stealin (Charlie Huston)


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