No matter how bad the bar fight

Mint Sauce

the stripper always keeps dancing, just watching james bond here, if only real life was like the movies



any thing else you wish was like the movies

minidazzler

I was watching that a minute ago too:D

I wish life was like in American Pie: Beta House. That would rock.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Strippers never strip in those films, unless the cast are teenagers and it's a late-90s gross-out film. Then it's okay.

Mint Sauce

Elias Raspy Dream wrote: »

Strippers never strip in those films, unless the cast are teenagers and it's a late-90s gross-out film. Then it's okay.

ok so it was an exotic dancer, but i thought when people held their cusor over the title thread stripper might be more enticing

G_R

minidazzler wrote: »

I wish life was like in American Pie: Beta House. That would rock.

You mean its not!!!!

/disappointed

minidazzler

dannym08 wrote: »

You mean its not!!!!

/disappointed

Usually it's more like the Shining.

arybvtcw0eolkf

One of the funniest moments I remember from when I done door work (not related to movies) but during the song 'Murder on the dance floor' - there was murder on the dance floor with your's truely working his magic

Oh, watched 007 this afternoon too!.

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orourkeda

Any breast or nipple on view

minidazzler

Parker Wooden Smartness wrote: »

One of the funniest moments I remember from when I done door work (not related to movies) but during the song 'Murder on the dance floor' - there was murder on the dance floor with your's truely working his magic

Oh, watched 007 this afternoon too!.

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*Blargh blargh blargh, Random AH comment about unfair scummy bouncers, Blargh blargh blargh*

Had to be said!

Overheal

Matter.

I bet Bond escapes without a black eye !!

orourkeda

rarnes1 wrote: »

I bet Bond escapes without a black eye !!

He did if it was Pierce Brosnan

Overheal

Overheal wrote: »

Matter.

spelling lessons from an american! Oh the irony

FlutterinBantam

Parker Wooden Smartness wrote: »

One of the funniest moments I remember from when I done door work (not related to movies) but during the song 'Murder on the dance floor' - there was murder on the dance floor with your's truely working his magic

Oh, watched 007 this afternoon too!.

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And people wonder why we call bouncers scumbags

FlutterinBantam

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

And people wonder why we call bouncers scumbags

bad grammar = scumbag now does it?

Cop on.

anplaya

irish-stew wrote: »

the stripper always keeps dancing, just watching james bond here, if only real life was like the movies



any thing else you wish was like the movies

lol was actually watching that film with the lack,pointed that out to her too ,class,yer one didnt budge ,thats what ya call dedicated to the job .:D

orourkeda

Deleted User wrote: »

spelling lessons from an american! Oh the irony

Spelling lessons from someone who can spell

orourkeda

orourkeda wrote: »

Spelling lessons from someone who can spell

I know, it just got me thinking about a thread in ranting and raving is all!

Degsy

Lol..this thread went to hell in a handbasket didnt it?

Riddle101

Sticking on topic, I wish it was like the movies, when the good guys actually win. I always laugh at how you never see the red tape that is involved in real life, that dosen't seem to be in a film. For instance, a cop being suspended and taken off the case only to continue working on the case against hi superior's wishes and then killing the villain at the end of the movies would not happen in real life. Instead, you'd have the guy get sent to prison for some time.

Another thing I wish was like the movies, is if the were superhero's. Then I'd find out how they got their powers and try to get some of my own, and become a supervillain:D I know it's sad but ne can always dream right?

IvyTheTerrible

I love how James never runs out of petrol in a car chase.

Or he can have the whole Russian KGB crack shooting squad after him, they constantly miss, but he shoots a load of them with his little girly gun!