The lesser of two evils

Valhalla · 11-10-2009 3:42am #1

In boozer earlier with group of lads, silly topic comes up of 'kick to the balls or kick to the face' i said kick to the balls. Right or Wrong????

Jesus Wept · 11-10-2009 3:43am

Either could have serious consequences.

Surprise me.

Peyton Manning · 11-10-2009 3:44am

Im a dickhead, so its not much difference.

11-10-2009 3:45am

depends how ugly you are to start with tbh

minidazzler · 11-10-2009 3:47am

What if I want to kick a woman? Is it a kick in the Clit then?

I would rather get a kick in the face TBH, at least that I will forget after the bruises go down.

pikachucheeks · 11-10-2009 4:00am

Valhalla wrote: »

In boozer earlier with group of lads, silly topic comes up of 'kick to the balls or kick to the face' i said kick to the balls. Right or Wrong????

What was your logic or reasoning for choosing your answer, out of interest?

Super-Rush · 11-10-2009 4:55am

Where is Facekicker when you need him

TestTransmission · 11-10-2009 5:01am

Kick to the face results in a broken nose which is not very pleasant at all

minidazzler · 11-10-2009 5:06am

jackncoke wrote: »

Kick to the face results in a broken nose which is not very pleasant at all

Yeah, but kick to the balls means years of psychological trauma making you wince whenever someone mentions it.

And the possibility of losing one's balls

11-10-2009 6:05am

Kick in the balls wins hands down if you are a bloke and enjoy sex ffs.

silasrat · 11-10-2009 7:04am

definitely to the face... less chance of throwing up after it.

callig · 11-10-2009 7:13am

There's no lesser evil there.

Joey the lips · 11-10-2009 7:13am

This thread has a lot of hidden meaning

If your 22 and care about your looks I imagine a kick in the balls would be the prefered choice

If your 44 and suffering with your prostate p1ssing every 10 min I imagine you would like a kick in the face in anyway to distract you

Jesus the convesations that go on in pubs...

What happened to "Your wun is fit"

Elliemental · 11-10-2009 7:40am

Valhalla wrote: »

In boozer earlier with group of lads, silly topic comes up of 'kick to the balls or kick to the face' i said kick to the balls. Right or Wrong????

A kick in the balls can actually do serious damage can`t it? I`ve heard it can leave men infertile (it`d have to be seriously hard). But if you were kicked in the face, you could loose some teeth, or be blinded. Either way, it`s painful. My advice really is to try and avoid being kicked anywhere!

Joey the lips · 11-10-2009 7:50am

While we are on the subject if any man would like a kick in the balls to test the theory i will happily carry that request out - No fee involved!

Doc · 11-10-2009 8:13am

Ive had both happen to me and the face hurt less.

The lesser of two evils

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