Darts Drinking Game

shockframe

did something similar for the hurling final a few weeks agao. Just come up with the most repeated quotes from the commentators and have a drink after them.

like anytime sid says any of the following
"taylor-esque"
"in off the barrel"
"skiiiiiiinnnny rrrrrrrrrrrrred bitttttttttt"
"tayor throwing with a 110 average could bring it up to 140 soon"

rod harrington saying
"you gorra take dem dubles dave"

one of the commentators also has a habit of saying "juuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssssstttttttttttt missed the double 18" or somehting like that

any more?

Kingp35

Barneys Zen Meister
Under Stackah
Over Stackah
On The Wire

And the million othe rthings sid waddel will not shut up saying!

Good idea for a bit of fun.

shockframe

Just watching it now

dave clark
"coming next"

rod harrington
"yyyyyyyyyyeeeeaaaahhhhhh i fink ffffffhhhwilllll will do im"
hell be disappointed with that dave


sid
"here we go then"
"this will be a belter"
"lost the lie"
"suuuuuuuperb use of the lie"
"sophisticated use of the lie"
"green bit"
"phat 20"
"tops he wants"
"van de vooooote"
"slack visit"
"snatchy snatchy"
"perfect first dart.............perfect second dart........room for another 47 in there........OHHHHH!"

Devastator

Kingp35 wrote: »

And the million othe rthings sid waddel will not shut up saying!

Taylor's defying the laws of physics


:rolleyes: Im sick listening to him tbh

It seemed to be while ago waddell commentated on every Taylor match, have sly sports gotten sick of his drivel as he doesn't seem to be on quite as many(wasn't last night)

Carrickman

Lad's the worst has to be, "doubling in Dublin"

goodfella

'ticklin' the tungsten'

'double sixteen...errrr no double twelve'

TanG411

(after Taylor hits a T20 with his first dart)
Sid: ''Taylor lookin' for the nine darter!''

shockframe

a few to add for itv

alan-warriner little:repeating something three times like during wades 9-darter last year "and the fireworks are going,the fireworks are going,the fireworks are going"

any mention of stephen fry and twitter

crowd chanting who are ya

player giving out about crowd.

shockframe

any time barney shakes the head

any time commentator picks up on said head shake

mention of barneys new darts

shockframe

commentators mentioning barneys 37th win on the trot - "is barney back"

Kingp35

Everytime Chris Mason mentions himself. You will be pissed by the end of the first leg!

shockframe

for the upcoming bdo world championship i would like to add.

"he'll be thinking of a 9 dart finish" -every time fitton starts on 501 tony

with bobby george responding "yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss"

shockframe

couple more by sid

"nore bother"
"sloppy darts"
"refererence to foreign culture of certain overseas players ie barney's making a tulip out of his oppownernt"
"the mardle drift"

john gywnee going on about big time darts

shockframe

For the lakeside
Bobby George - he beat him up (cue dr hibbert style laugh)
trebles for show etc
terrible jokes

Tony Green getting it wrong
this is the greatest match ever
going on about sportsmanship,great crowd,educated crowd
staying silent when croft praises barney,stompe etc
its all appening here
were going all the way

any mention of martin adams a la taylor on sky

david croft
NOOOOOOOOOOO - after a missed double

shockframe

Just an update

Dave Lanning - This finish will be a party piece.

Sid - Taylor was averaging a miserable 101 but now is averaging 110 and by my reckoning he could reach 280 before the nights out.

Mentioning how Barney came to the pdc to play the big guns and he hit a 9 darter in the second week

The crowd dressed up as cartoon/tv characters - MR Burns, Garfield,MR T

shockframe

Havent done this in a while.

New Sid-ism

"They are lllllluving it"

With all the commentators

*van bareveld/anderson/wade throwing a 95 average at the moment but they could easily add another 10 points onto that"

"painter up against taylor next - bit of needle between these two"

"king up against taylor next - bit of needle between these two"

3hn2givr7mx1sc

Dunno what commentator it is, but he says "Lovely darts" a woeful lot these days.

D_murph

Any time Taylor says hes "over the moon" after a win or talks about his dietician also. He mentions that every post match interview :rolleyes:.

Sid Waddell and his "sloppy darts" comment when the player has wired T20 also.

shockframe

Another Update:

Taylor being mentioned about 40 times in other games

Taylors average in games 6/7 years ago to avoid talk of the 80 averages between 2 players

Stupid potato, guinness and leprechaun cliches by sid.

"Is he ever"

nonsense about positioning the dart in the corner of the treble 20 or getting it to kiss off the last dart

shockframe

Time to bring this back

Stuart Pyke - Where on earth did that come from.
I wonder
This for the biggest win of his career
This to win the first leg which is biggest dart of his career

Wayne Mardle
You cheeky Sausage
Great darts from Mr.T

Rod Harrington
Its so important to hit the big numbers dave
The standard is so high now-( said for about the last 15 years)

Dave Clark calling a bdo world champion a "former lakeside champion"
Insulting players in the interview after a win

Eric Bristow looking like hes "tired and emotional"

Double Top

shockframe wrote: »

Time to bring this back

Stuart Pyke - Where on earth did that come from.
I wonder
This for the biggest win of his career
This to win the first leg which is biggest dart of his career

Wayne Mardle
You cheeky Sausage
Great darts from Mr.T

Rod Harrington
Its so important to hit the big numbers dave
The standard is so high now-( said for about the last 15 years)

Dave Clark calling a bdo world champion a "former lakeside champion"
Insulting players in the interview after a win

Eric Bristow looking like hes "tired and emotional"

do you want to kill us all Shock

User Friendly

shockframe wrote: »

Time to bring this back

Stuart Pyke - Where on earth did that come from.
I wonder
This for the biggest win of his career
This to win the first leg which is biggest dart of his career

Wayne Mardle
You cheeky Sausage
Great darts from Mr.T

Rod Harrington
Its so important to hit the big numbers dave
The standard is so high now-( said for about the last 15 years)

Dave Clark calling a bdo world champion a "former lakeside champion"
Insulting players in the interview after a win

Eric Bristow looking like hes "tired and emotional"

wish Sky would relieve Bristow of commentating,ffs he himself sounds tired and depressed! very draining:(

shockframe

A premier League Special

Andy Hamilton or Kevin Painter being the first 2 matches of the night.

Taylor or Barney being the last 2 matches of the night.

Rod/Mardle commenting that this is "The best Premier League EVER Dave"

Rod telling us the standard is so high because "the players are not scared of the big names anymore".

Scottish/Irish booing English player/Cheering Non-English player

Obligatory remark about Mardle betaing Taylor in every game when taylor has a dip in form.

Barney winning first leg of a game has commentators saying barney has returned to form only to get well beaten afterwards.

sky showing every 9 darter thrown by Taylor and Barney in the preview no matter who they are playing.

"Barney army,Barney army,Barney army,Barney army"