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  • 05-10-2009 8:04pm
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    JordanDC
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    hi everyone,

    so im supposed to be a news reader tomorrow for a school project but have been told i need funny news stories. Does anyone know where i can get something or know anything i can use? Im desperate! My best so far is a lawer getting thrown out of court for playing peek-a-boo with the client.

    Sorry if this is the wrong forum by the way, had no idea where this fits in.


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    Elliemental
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    What about this, I know I laughed when I read it at work today....

    http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Neighbour-From-Hell-98-Year-Old-Mary-Plaisted-Evicted-From-Home-By-Southampton-City-Council/Article/200909315382789?f=rss

    Possibly not quite what you`re looking for though.


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    blond45
    Registered Users Posts: 537 ✭✭✭blond45


    JordanDC wrote: »
    hi everyone,

    so im supposed to be a news reader tomorrow for a school project but have been told i need funny news stories. Does anyone know where i can get something or know anything i can use? Im desperate! My best so far is a lawer getting thrown out of court for playing peek-a-boo with the client.

    Sorry if this is the wrong forum by the way, had no idea where this fits in.
    how about the NAMA verses the lamas that were stolen when they were all rounded up when they went walk about then went missing again.


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    serendip
    Registered Users Posts: 287 ✭✭serendip


    You might find something here:

    - http://www.reuters.com/news/oddlyEnough


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    TPD
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    Just redo some Onion News Network stories.


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    wolfric
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    breaking news... 2 seater plane crashes into a cemetery last night... rescue teams have uncovered 11 bodies and are still digging


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    [Deleted User]
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    What about the story of the girl selling her granny on ebay? that could work?

    News


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    DarkJager
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    Man gets first reported infection of new cock eating strain of chylmidia - says its a real pain in the balls.


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    Sabre0001
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    Ananova.com

    🤪



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    TheZohanS
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    JordanDC wrote: »
    hi everyone,

    so im supposed to be a news reader tomorrow for a school project but have been told i need funny news stories. Does anyone know where i can get something or know anything i can use? Im desperate! My best so far is a lawer getting thrown out of court for playing peek-a-boo with the client.

    Sorry if this is the wrong forum by the way, had no idea where this fits in.

    Why don't you tell them about the time you dated Peter Andre?


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    JaneyMc
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    Hope this helps.

    Weird Asia News


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    Irish Trinity
    Closed Accounts Posts: 589 ✭✭✭Irish Trinity


    what do you call a northsider in a suit.......the accused.


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    #13
    JordanDC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 89 ✭✭JordanDC


    thanks for the tips everyone, really great, anyone else know some more funny news?


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    deadhead13
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    Wiki's Wacky News Portal.

    http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Portal:Wackynews


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    -Leelo-
    Registered Users Posts: 240 ✭✭-Leelo-


    Odd section on digitalspy.co.uk has some good ones.


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    Executive Steve
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    There was a tsu....


    whoops.


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    The_Minister
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    JordanDC wrote: »
    hi everyone,

    so im supposed to be a news reader tomorrow for a school project but have been told i need funny news stories. Does anyone know where i can get something or know anything i can use? Im desperate! My best so far is a lawer getting thrown out of court for playing peek-a-boo with the client.

    Sorry if this is the wrong forum by the way, had no idea where this fits in.
    Link?


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    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    JordanDC wrote: »
    hi everyone,

    so im supposed to be a news reader tomorrow for a school project but have been told i need funny news stories. Does anyone know where i can get something or know anything i can use? Im desperate! My best so far is a lawer getting thrown out of court for playing peek-a-boo with the client.

    Sorry if this is the wrong forum by the way, had no idea where this fits in.

    Google is your friend,OP.:pac:

    Just do what a lot of the posters in this thread did, for you.


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