WOW! Chinas secret weapon?

Paddy Samurai

What a great idea,i mean whos going to shoot back at these ladies.
They can invade me any time..lol.
Maybe we should get a couple of battalions like this for the Irish army.






An all-Chinese women militia marches during the National Day parade in Beijing.

spoofilyj

MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm

NICE!

Lets pick a fight with China and hope they send them...:D

Captain Havoc

I give a few of them a shot alright, grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Diabhal Beag

I'd blow my ammo on them ladies :pac:

asdasd

If they invade how can we be assured they send that unit, though?

Otherwise good plan. Lets get to working on a Casus Belli with China.

Jumpy

How can they all be exactly the same height? They look photoshopped.

asdasd

There are a lot of Chinese people. So they can get em all the same height.

SoupyNorman

Jumpy wrote: »

How can they all be exactly the same height?

They were made on a production line, the defects went down the chute...It's all be on 'How Its Made' soon.

mp3guy

Somebody doesn't quite get the meaning of "secret"

WindSock

Don't be fooled. They are ruthless Femmebots.

Wagon

Machine gun jubblies.

if i was a sniper and had one in my sights id probably just keep looking and not shoot. Technically, they're invincible. All hail china.

Sherifu

Paddy Samurai wrote: »

What a great idea,i mean whos going to shoot back at these ladies.
They can invade me any time..lol.
Maybe we should get a couple of battalions like this for the Irish army.

Drop your gun and take your weapon in hand sonny!

Ladyboys

Elliemental

They look like the Barbie Army! Very pretty though.

Duff

How are they all EXACTLY the same height?!

Agricola

Duff wrote: »

How are they all EXACTLY the same height?!

Genetically engineered!

o1s1n

Are they guns or handbags?

Looks like they're all marching out to a nightclub.

Captain Havoc

I'm sure I saw them on a hen in Temple Bar

Jimmytnin

I'd like to be their comrade in arms! Wha?

rubadub

Jumpy wrote: »

How can they all be exactly the same height? They look photoshopped.

Plenty more than in the photo too. God damn sexy soldiers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iG3dPnD1SGo

Dancor

The Chinese, A great bunch of lads and ladies.

My name is URL

They're a great bunch of ladettes

Damn.. Dancor =p

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Paddy Samurai wrote: »

What a great idea,i mean whos going to shoot back at these ladies.
They can invade me any time..lol.
Maybe we should get a couple of battalions like this for the Irish army.






An all-Chinese women militia marches during the National Day parade in Beijing.

We do have a battalion like this, but we ride them into battle... O.o

Duff wrote: »

How are they all EXACTLY the same height?!

It's for show, they more than likely had restrictions on who could march on the day, one may have been height, socond was probably weight by the looks of things..

Very nice marching all the same... love the sound of marching.

Ross_Mahon

They come in blue too!

Papad

Duff wrote: »

How are they all EXACTLY the same height?!

Because they are 'Made in China'.

Imagine being the 'drill' sergeant with that lot.

Prof.Badass

Paddy Samurai wrote: »

What a great idea,i mean whos going to shoot back at these ladies.

who wouldn't shoot back?

I'd rather drown in a slurry pit than get shot by a girl .

Captain Havoc

Ross_Mahon wrote: »

They come in blue too!

I'd like to come in blue too

WindSock

jerseyeire wrote: »

I'd like to come in blue too

So would he.










Working now, Vic?

MagicMarker

Only the one in the middle of each row is real, the rest are just puppets.

orourkeda

Why arent they at home cooking trios and chow mein

G_R

death by sno sno!!

dresden8

WindSock wrote: »

Don't be fooled. They are ruthless Femmebots.

No, Lucy Liubots

MementoMori

I for one welcome our new giant lizard EU puppetmaster ceiling lolcats hawt Chinese armylady overlords

Surprised it took this long in the thread

Gummy Panda

I wonder would they take it in the ass for their country

MementoMori

Gummy Panda wrote: »

I wonder would they take it in the ass for their country

Not a great question to ask someone who is armed in my experience.

doctor evil

Read the youtubes comments, apparently it's just for show. All flash no substance!

Thirdfox

Speaking as a Chinese - this is the "Dad's army" version of the army - the people you see there are merely professional models/office workers etc who volunteered to join the reserve reserve force (probably just for the parade this time round).

So unfortunately lads you're more likely to meet one of the 2.3 million normal army recruits if there is an invasion

Oh and as for perfect height - the rules stated that the height difference of each row must not be more than 3(5?) cm. And with 1.3 billion people to choose from (and many more overseas Chinese) finding equal height men and women isn't hard. I know one of the ladies marching in pink returned from Singapore to participate.

You should see how President Hu's face visibly brightened when he saw the ladies march down the street - nice to see that even the CCP leadership is only human after all

Mal-Adjusted

doctor evil wrote: »

Read the youtubes comments, apparently it's just for show. All flash no substance!

whadda ya mean? they don't flash at all!:mad:

still though, bright flurescent pink...great camo.:rolleyes:

Captain Havoc

Thirdfox wrote: »

You should see how President Hu's face visibly brightened when he saw the ladies march down the street - nice to see that even the CCP leadership is only human after all

Hu?

Blazer

MementoMori wrote: »

I for one welcome our new giant lizard EU puppetmaster ceiling lolcats hawt Chinese armylady overlords

Surprised it took this long in the thread

Because the rest of us prefer to use our considerable IQ to think of a wittier reponse rather than regurgitating a 15 year old expression from the Simpsons.

Pygmalion

Jumpy wrote: »

How can they all be exactly the same height? They look photoshopped.

China have the biggest army in the world by far, they can pick a few hundred women of the exact same height for a huge march that was planned well in advance, wouldn't say they were all actually from the same battalion

Thirdfox

jerseyeire wrote: »

Hu?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuE621j50Z0

Secretary: - Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you.
George B. : - Good, send her in.
Secretary: - Yessir.

(Hangs up. Condi enters.)

Condoleeza: - Good morning, Mr. President.
George B. : - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoleeza : - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China.
George B. : - Great, Condi. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza : - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.
George B. : - Well, that's what I want to know.
Condoleeza : - But that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President.
George B. : - Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condie. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes.
George B. : - I mean the fellow's name.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The guy in China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The new leader of China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The Chinaman!
Condoleeza : - Hu is leading China, Mr. President.
George B. : - Whaddya' asking me for?
Condoleeza : - I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George B. : - Well, I'm asking you, Condie. Who is leading China?
Condoleeza : - That's the man's name.
George B. : - That's who's name?
Condoleeza : - Yes.

(Pause.)

George B. : - Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condoleeza : - That's correct.
George B. : - Then who is in China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir is in China?
Condoleeza : - No, sir.
George B. : - Then who is?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir?
Condoleeza : - No, sir.

(Pause. Crumples paper)

George B. : - Condi, you're starting to piss me off now, and it's not 'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why don't you get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.
Condoleeza : - Kofi Annan?
George B. : - No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap.
Condoleeza : - You want Kofi?
George B. : - No.
Condoleeza : - You don't want Kofi.
George B. : - No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations.
Condoleeza : - Kofi?
George B. : - Milk! Will you please make that call?
Condoleeza : - And call who?
George B. : - Well, who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleeza : - No, Hu is the guy in China.
George B. : - Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza : - Kofi.
George B. : - All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condoleeza : - Hello. Rice, here.
George B. : - Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get chinese food in the Middle East? I don't know.

G_R

Thirdfox wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuE621j50Z0

Secretary: - Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you.
George B. : - Good, send her in.
Secretary: - Yessir.

(Hangs up. Condi enters.)

Condoleeza: - Good morning, Mr. President.
George B. : - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoleeza : - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China.
George B. : - Great, Condi. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza : - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.
George B. : - Well, that's what I want to know.
Condoleeza : - But that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President.
George B. : - Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condie. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes.
George B. : - I mean the fellow's name.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The guy in China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The new leader of China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The Chinaman!
Condoleeza : - Hu is leading China, Mr. President.
George B. : - Whaddya' asking me for?
Condoleeza : - I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George B. : - Well, I'm asking you, Condie. Who is leading China?
Condoleeza : - That's the man's name.
George B. : - That's who's name?
Condoleeza : - Yes.

(Pause.)

George B. : - Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condoleeza : - That's correct.
George B. : - Then who is in China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir is in China?
Condoleeza : - No, sir.
George B. : - Then who is?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir?
Condoleeza : - No, sir.

(Pause. Crumples paper)

George B. : - Condi, you're starting to piss me off now, and it's not 'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why don't you get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.
Condoleeza : - Kofi Annan?
George B. : - No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap.
Condoleeza : - You want Kofi?
George B. : - No.
Condoleeza : - You don't want Kofi.
George B. : - No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations.
Condoleeza : - Kofi?
George B. : - Milk! Will you please make that call?
Condoleeza : - And call who?
George B. : - Well, who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleeza : - No, Hu is the guy in China.
George B. : - Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza : - Kofi.
George B. : - All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condoleeza : - Hello. Rice, here.
George B. : - Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get chinese food in the Middle East? I don't know.

ya'kno the worst thing is, i wouldn't actually be surprised if this conversation took place GWB was so thick, and to think he had access to Nuclear Warheads:eek:

Riddle101

I get the feeling that this is all just a publicity stunt by the Chinese Government, just like the little girl in the Olympics who sang but was too ugly to be see on TV so they put on a better looking girl who mimed the songs. It just seems weird that all the woman in that parade are all attractive looking, and not one of the women is the least bit ugly. I mean did they tell the ugly women not to participate in the parade or something. I don't know but it just makes me wonder if the Chinese are just doing this to show off to the rest of the world, how great their women soldiers are.

Thomas828

jerseyeire wrote: »

Hu?

That's right. President Hu Jintao.

asdasd

I mean did they tell the ugly women not to participate in the parade or something. I don't know but it just makes me wonder if the Chinese are just doing this to show off to the rest of the world, how great their women soldiers are.

Well, yes. Thats not what this thread is about. This thread is about getting them to invade Ireland.

Thirdfox

Riddle101 wrote: »

I get the feeling that this is all just a publicity stunt by the Chinese Government, just like the little girl in the Olympics who sang but was too ugly to be see on TV so they put on a better looking girl who mimed the songs. It just seems weird that all the woman in that parade are all attractive looking, and not one of the women is the least bit ugly. I mean did they tell the ugly women not to participate in the parade or something. I don't know but it just makes me wonder if the Chinese are just doing this to show off to the rest of the world, how great their women soldiers are.

When is a military parade not a publicity stunt by any government?

And I'm not sure if my standards are too high or what...but many of the army ladies in the video are rather plain in terms of beauty. Though the ones who are professional models etc are obviously very pretty.

Some of the ladies served as attendants during the Olympic Games too - but like I said - the ladies in pink are not actually part of the regular armed forces, but the volunteer armed forces.

Furthermore - the parade was directed internally - it's about showing off to the Chinese people how far we've come in the last 60 (especially 30) years. Like the Dongfeng 21-C missiles on show - it tells the Chinese people that we now have the capability to sink US aircraft carriers and stand toe to toe with the US navy in our backyard (100 years of humiliation etc). Hopefully it doesn't lead to ultra-nationalism.

Oh and as for shocking army parade publicity stunts - try the liberation of Paris by white soldiers during WWII (good for photos - can't have blacks spoiling the fun eh?):
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7984436.stm

But in the spirit of AH - boobies!

Gummy Panda

Thirdfox wrote: »

Furthermore - the parade was directed internally - it's about showing off to the Chinese people how far we've come in the last 60 (especially 30) years. Like the Dongfeng 21-C missiles on show - it tells the Chinese people that we now have the capability to sink US aircraft carriers and stand toe to toe with the US navy in our backyard (100 years of humiliation etc). Hopefully it doesn't lead to ultra-nationalism.

I love countries who believe weapons are a sign of national pride...

CianRyan

rarnes1 wrote: »

Ladyboys

Came to post this.

Thirdfox

Gummy Panda wrote: »

I love countries who believe weapons are a sign of national pride...

Well when these weapons are an useful deterrent to the US Pacific Fleet then yes you are justified in being glad you have them/proud that your country has finally managed to produce an effective asymmetrical defensive counter.

asdasd

I love countries who believe weapons are a sign of national pride...

All real powers do. The rest hide behind the skirt=tails of their protectors. Anyway, The Chinese have an alrigh' looking volunteer army, and thats what counts here.