Where do I find St. Anthony?

TheTubes

I owe St. Anthony a fiver and I want to know how I can give it to him.

The irony of my request was already pointed out when I posted this question in the Christianity forum before they locked my thread cos they thought I was taking the piss.

I lost my keys, promised him some money and then I found my keys so I want to pay up.

Do I have to give it into a money box that is collecting for him or can I do something else?
There has to be a way to get the money to him and I doubt he has paypal.

Any suggestions as to what I can make this right?

Sherifu

You have to go back to the island.

Loopy

TheTubes wrote: »

I owe St. Anthony a fiver and I want to know how I can give it to him.

He's Dead.

Quazzie

Give it to me and I'll pass it on.

wudangclan

st.anthony of padua or st.anthony the great?

blubloblu

You have to lose your life first.

seamus

Ask St. Anthony to let you keep the fiver.

Then put it in your pocket.

Problem Solved.

Sharpshooter

Don't most church's have a statue of Saint Anthony with a donation box underneath?
That would be where I would look, OP.

TheTubes

wudangclan wrote: »

st.anthony of padua or st.anthony the great?

um, st. anthony the finder?

javaboy

Just pop the money in an envelope. Write St. Anthony on the front and put S.A.G. (St. Anthony guide) on the back. Don't bother with stamps.

It should find its way then.

wudangclan

TheTubes wrote: »

um, st. anthony the finder?

you can't find him,eh?

laugh

Never heard of Anthony Street.

Long Onion

He's just to the left of wally, beside the fella with the beard (pg 6)

PCPhoto

have you tried googling him :P

Delirium

TheTubes wrote: »

I owe St. Anthony a fiver and I want to know how I can give it to him.

The irony of my request was already pointed out when I posted this question in the Christianity forum before they locked my thread cos they thought I was taking the piss.

I lost my keys, promised him some money and then I found my keys so I want to pay up.

Do I have to give it into a money box that is collecting for him or can I do something else?
There has to be a way to get the money to him and I doubt he has paypal.

Any suggestions as to what I can make this right?

Why don't you ask St.Anthony to help you find him.:D

Aidric

Send it to Sean Fitzpatrick, or St Anthony as he was known to his customers.

javaboy

He's always in the last place you look. That or behind the radiator.

Loopy

javaboy wrote: »

He's always in the last place you look. That or behind the radiator.

or the back of the couch

Love2love

Most shops have a St. Anthony donations box - that is where I usually put it. Also there is a church up on the Quays (Dublin) that do a St Anthony Novena on a Tuesday night, they have a relic up there and a Thanksgiving box.
Also, most churches have St Anthony donation boxes

gerard65

Throw in up in the air. If he catches it he can keep it.

Dancor

Idhao apparently

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=st+anthony&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=50.956929,89.560547&ie=UTF8&ll=43.961067,-111.668816&spn=0.091314,0.174923&z=13

Joey the lips

Your thoughts are nobel i reckon if you give it to St vincent as in st Vincent de paul St antony would be happy

CountingCrows

Joey the lips wrote: »

Your thoughts are nobel i reckon if you give it to St vincent as in st Vincent de paul St antony would be happy

How do you know? Maybe they hated each other

TheTubes

Joey the lips wrote: »

Your thoughts are nobel i reckon if you give it to St vincent as in st Vincent de paul St antony would be happy

not that nobel Im afraid,
Im waiting to hear back about a job interview and Im afraid that st. anthony will stop me from getting the job just to spite me if i dont pay up.

Long Onion

Joey the lips wrote: »

Your thoughts are nobel i reckon if you give it to St vincent as in st Vincent de paul St antony would be happy

I think you may be wrong there me auld flower - the fcuker wouldn't help the OP find his keys until he was promised a fiver and you reckon that he'd see it go to his biggest rival?

Methinks you no fully understand the Church ...

AthAnRi

Good old St Anthony, He's helped me find lots of things. He must be sick and tired of looking at this stage.

Anyway as some people have already said there are lots of shops that have St Anthony donation boxes. Stick it in there.

El Guapo!

He's prob down the social welfare with the rest of the country. Hand it in there and they'll give it to him. Just don't say he's been doing nixers or they'll stop his payments.

xzanti

Send it to Jesus at the Pentagon.. He'll pass it on for you..

getz

he is in egypt,why not go there

ejmaztec

TheTubes wrote: »

um, st. anthony the finder?

If he doesn't get his fiver, he'll be St Anthony the loser.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

TheTubes wrote: »

I owe St. Anthony a fiver and I want to know how I can give it to him.

The irony of my request was already pointed out when I posted this question in the Christianity forum before they locked my thread cos they thought I was taking the piss.

I lost my keys, promised him some money and then I found my keys so I want to pay up.

Do I have to give it into a money box that is collecting for him or can I do something else?
There has to be a way to get the money to him and I doubt he has paypal.

Any suggestions as to what I can make this right?

Typical fcuking christians...

ejmaztec

Heavenly Defeated Body wrote: »

Typical fcuking christians...

An atheist loses his keys and buys another car, or worse still, another house.

genericguy

gerard65 wrote: »

Throw in up in the air. If he catches it he can keep it.

i offered that bet instead of contributing to the collection plate the last time i was dragged to mass with me burd's parents. they don't invite me to come eat bits of the zombie jew anymore.

Joey the lips

CountingCrows wrote: »

How do you know? Maybe they hated each other

I heard it from my brother Jesus!

TheTubes wrote: »

not that nobel Im afraid,
Im waiting to hear back about a job interview and Im afraid that st. anthony will stop me from getting the job just to spite me if i dont pay up.

I love christanity, You dont believe in god but afraid of the bad luck of the devil. Kinda catholic of you me thinks.

Long Onion wrote: »

I think you may be wrong there me auld flower - the fcuker wouldn't help the OP find his keys until he was promised a fiver and you reckon that he'd see it go to his biggest rival?

Methinks you no fully understand the Church ...

I perfectly understand....I love the line "Let he who has not sinned cast the first stone" to me that says "Shut your mouth if you cant do better" what do you think?

Heavenly Defeated Body wrote: »

Typical fcuking christians...

There is a strange irony in your name and comment only a christian would get

ShooterSF

Hide it. Then tell him he can keep it if he finds it.

TheTubes

thanks for the suggestions,
I had a look around in a few shops after work today,
plenty of money boxes for black babies in Africa and children with down's syndrome but nothing for my holy detective.
will try a few more shops 2moro.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

ejmaztec wrote: »

An atheist loses his keys and buys another car, or worse still, another house.

Who said I was an athiest?

Conor108

That would be an ecumenical matter

Quint

A fiver? The patron saint of fecken mercenarys.
Why do you have to give it to a church? I doubt St. Anthony would approve the way the Catholic Church was run over the last 2,000 years. Give it to your barman. In exchange for a pint

Capt'n Midnight

Pray to St Jude, offer him a fiver to sort it out.


Alternatively pop into Merchants Quay , he has an office down there.

genericguy

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Pray to St Jude, offer him a fiver to sort it out.


Alternatively pop into Merchants Quay , he has an office down there.

and get syringed in the neck for your fiver? no way!

You're in luck, he takes Visa

https://www.stanthony.org/donate/donate.asp

G_R

If he was gonna smite/kill you or throw a lightnig bolt at you or somthing for not giving it back then he would have done so by now, i think your safe OP

blinding

I always say to myself about people that I owe money to

"sure they will find me if they need the money"

This seems especially appropriate for St Anthony.;)

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Joey the lips wrote: »

There is a strange irony in your name and comment only a christian would get

Explain please...

Iggy Pop

TheTubes wrote: »

There has to be a way to get the money to him and I doubt he has paypal.

I doubt he has PayPal.......fcuking brilliant plsstake there.:P

Joey the lips

Heavenly Defeated Body wrote: »

Explain please...

what? Explain the Irony that only a christian would get?

Are you a christian?

G_R

Joey the lips wrote: »

what? Explain the Irony that only a christian would get?

Are you a christian?

/converts

yes

/awaits answer so can convert back