Ehh, how much do we pay that guy?

oneweb

For the last 3 weeks there's been a guy going around the building, wiping the tops and fronts of door handles with a rag. Not the bottoms, not the behinds, and the rag seems to be the same each day. The push plates on the door are sticky after he 'wipes' them. So eh... what's the point? (aside from the supposed 'prevention' of swine flu - if it was done properly!)

The_B_Man

doesnt matter how much we paid him, he'd prob still work to the same standard!

My name is URL

http://www.handlehygiene.com/index.php

would be a better investment... It's an Irish product too

IvySlayer

My name is URL wrote: »

http://www.handlehygiene.com/index.php

would be a better investment... It's an Irish product too

Genius!

Long Onion

My name is URL wrote: »

http://www.handlehygiene.com/index.php

would be a better investment... It's an Irish product too

Oh, that's it URL, sack the ordinary worker and replace him with a machine. What about the bankers, the developers, the politicians, the fat cat union bosses on their six figure salaries(oops!, ignore please):o

One man one job, that what this country was built one. That handle wiper does a job as important as any neurosurgeon, he is entitled to a generous pension, salary increments, job security, 9 months paid sick leave etc. etc.

Whats next URL, are you going to target the strugging worker who leans hard on his shovel all day whilst loyally gazing into the hole that his mate dug? Or perhaps you are going to say that 13 tea breaks is excessive for HSE clerical staff - damn you and your capitalist pig views - damn you to hell.

Vain

The point is Op his doing his job unlike some people on boards posting about it. :pac:

TheZohanS

My name is URL wrote: »

http://www.handlehygiene.com/index.php

would be a better investment... It's an Irish product too

Great idea, but who fills the dispensers?

ejmaztec

TheZohan wrote: »

Great idea, but who fills the dispensers?

A team of 3000 people and their vans.

ScumLord

Long Onion wrote: »

One man one job, that what this country was built one. That handle wiper does a job as important as any neurosurgeon, he is entitled to a generous pension, salary increments, job security, 9 months paid sick leave etc. etc.

But your overlooking the fact that it takes a factory full of people to make the magic door handle, then there's the knock on business that that factory generates buying supplies. Since it's an Irish factory you can sleep safe in the knowledge that the workers there take at least 5 more tea breaks than the European average.

Jet Black

Seen that job advertised.
It said: knob cleaner required. Wimmin prefered. Must have experience dealing with knob's.

Well that was me out. Im not a woman or have worked with the government.

AnonoBoy

My name is URL wrote: »

http://www.handlehygiene.com/index.php

would be a better investment... It's an Irish product too

Great idea until April Fools Day when some wiseacre fills the dispenser with sulphuric acid.

orourkeda

Long Onion wrote: »

Oh, that's it URL, sack the ordinary worker and replace him with a machine. What about the bankers, the developers, the politicians, the fat cat union bosses on their six figure salaries(oops!, ignore please):o

One man one job, that what this country was built one. That handle wiper does a job as important as any neurosurgeon, he is entitled to a generous pension, salary increments, job security, 9 months paid sick leave etc. etc.

Whats next URL, are you going to target the strugging worker who leans hard on his shovel all day whilst loyally gazing into the hole that his mate dug? Or perhaps you are going to say that 13 tea breaks is excessive for HSE clerical staff - damn you and your capitalist pig views - damn you to hell.

You've just given us all the idea that will fix the economy.

The property developer machine. Develop a machine that can service his debts, maintain a well run property business etc etc etc. It just needs a name now.

Biffo's Builder Providers.

Lenihan Loans. For all your banking needs

Berties Bookie Bashers.

Any suggestions

Sir Gallagher

oneweb wrote: »

For the last 3 weeks there's been a guy going around the building, wiping the tops and fronts of door handles with a rag. Not the bottoms, not the behinds, and the rag seems to be the same each day. The push plates on the door are sticky after he 'wipes' them. So eh... what's the point? (aside from the supposed 'prevention' of swine flu - if it was done properly!)

Whats this "how much do WE pay this guy" do you and all your workmates pay him out of your own pockets?

G_R

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Great idea until April Fools Day when some wiseacre fills the dispenser with sulphuric acid.

you've just given me an idea for the soap despenser

/que evil laugh





PS: we need an evil face smiley:mad:

genericguy

orourkeda wrote: »

Any suggestions

yes, lets make a deal with austria so we can have joseph fritzl to build us a new prison as part of his sentence.

thomond2006

genericguy wrote: »

yes, lets make a deal with austria so we can have joseph fritzl to build us a new prison as part of his sentence.

lol

citizen_p

oneweb wrote: »

For the last 3 weeks there's been a guy going around the building, wiping the tops and fronts of door handles with a rag. Not the bottoms, not the behinds, and the rag seems to be the same each day. The push plates on the door are sticky after he 'wipes' them. So eh... what's the point? (aside from the supposed 'prevention' of swine flu - if it was done properly!)

what building????

fire him ffs... swine flu is a joke :cool: more people die from falling in the street
the money they spent on it could of bought that cervicl cancer thing 10 times

smegmar

from the title I thought this thread was about Brian Cowan.

we could save ten times the salary of the door cleaning man by sacking Brian. we could replace him with a goat and three sick hamsters and still have better leadership

Mrmoe

smegmar wrote: »

from the title I thought this thread was about Brian Cowan.

we could save ten times the salary of the door cleaning man by sacking Brian. we could replace him with a goat and three sick hamsters and still have better leadership

Brian doesn't polish our knobs, he screws us in the ass, he does it hard and he doesn't hold us or kiss us afterwards either:(

Quint

It doesn't matter if he does a good job or not. He's only there so management in your company are having a meeting, they can say they're doing something about swine flu