God damn flies.

chupacabra

So im sitting in my room here, nice and cosy browsing boards and finishing some work. When this little shít of a fly, nay a dastardly rapscallion of a fly keeps buzzing right past my ear. Its like... he knows. He knows thats where i hear things and he is pulling some great mischief by buzzing past my ear and disturbing me. Its incredibly annoying and he continues to do this no matter what i do. I cant kill him because the fúcker goes and hides as soon as i get up to try and kill him or whenever i pick up a newspaper to crush him. Flies are getting awful cheeky these days, i blame the recession.

donmeister

or maybe its because you smell of poo, take a shower,you hippie!

chupacabra

donmeister wrote: »

or maybe its because you smell of poo, take a shower,you hippie!

Tried that one. Left the room door open even to get the little prick out of the place. But he just waited for me...... just waited :mad:

Professey Chin

You need some spiders

Dartz

Deoderant can and a lighter.

Best damn fly-spray I ever found. Incinerates the flies wings at the very least, and leaves a pleasing scent in the air.


Remember... if in doubt, use Fire.

TheTubes

If there was ever one man qualified for this job...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rbUH_iVjYw

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Buy some spiders