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  • 22-09-2009 9:50pm
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    jozi
    Registered Users Posts: 5,391 ✭✭✭


    Girlfriend came home with a hot water bottle this evening

    http://i577.photobucket.com/albums/ss215/Jozi_E30/Waterbottle.jpg

    Here is the direction on how it's meant to be used:
    RUBBER HEAT WATER BAG

    DIRECTION

    1. Heat water bag is used in medical treatment health and common live to get warm.
    2. The water temperature that the heat water bag used should be around 90°C the water should not be over 2/3 than the capacity of the heat water bag.
    3. After filling water, must let the air in the heat water bag out and let the screw tight. Check if there is leak water phenomenon.
    4. When baby use the heat water bag, should let the heat water bag a little far from baby.
    5. When the heat water bag is used or storage must avert it to be weight on or stabed, not touch sour, alkali, oil and sunlight shoot.
    6. Storage heat water bag should fill a little air inside. Put it in shady environment.
    7. The dirt on the heat water bag can be washed by soap water than use water wash it clean.
    8. The heat water bag should not be put in the display window so long time, especially the display window in the sunlight shoot.
    Made in china

    Anyone else have any funny direction


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    Neamhshuntasach
    Registered Users Posts: 2,168 ✭✭✭Neamhshuntasach


    Cyberskin classic dildo.

    For asses only. No horseplay.


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    artanevilla
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 10,484 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    http://www.engrish.com/


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    Mmcd
    Registered Users Posts: 805 ✭✭✭Mmcd


    Anseo


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    Senna
    Registered Users Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Just about everything bought on ebay from china or Hong Kong has these stupid word-for-word translated instructions.

    A few years ago on one of the english car club sites, someone bought a very expensive CAI and in the instructions it said it created Flux at the manifold, for ages they were all chatting about how much Flux they get and how to get more Flux, until someone realised that the translation was rubbish and flux just meant "air passing by".


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    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    OP, you obviously don't shop on Dealextreme much.


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    Quazzie
    Registered Users Posts: 28,897 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    welsh


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    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    I like how you posted a picture of the hot water bottle


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    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    jozi wrote: »
    Girlfriend came home with a hot water bottle this evening

    Anyone else have any funny direction

    Looks as if you're about to be fired. :pac:


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    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    I didn't realise burberry made hot water bottles.

    Who the fúck uses a hot water bottle anyway?


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    Mmcd
    Registered Users Posts: 805 ✭✭✭Mmcd


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    I didn't realise burberry made hot water bottles.

    Who the fúck uses a hot water bottle anyway?
    Someone that's cold?


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    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    RIGHT CHOICE OF SPORTS

    Think about sports. It's a very good time to start. To be champion and fun. Enjoying sporty will let the globe spanning. Everybody comes to the right choice of sports club ......


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    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    You ok there sport?
    :pac:


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    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    jozi wrote: »
    7. The dirt on the heat water bag can be washed by soap water than use water wash it clean.

    Why did they sell it to you with dirt on it?


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