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Hey Adam

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  • 22-09-2009 9:34pm
    #1
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭


    It was a family members brithday tonight and we went for the dinner, the whole family and two friends. There was a guy called Adam who's pretty sound but he's way too freakin' sarcastic so I feel obliged to constantly wreck his head with this strange hunour I've picked up from After Hours!

    About twenty gay sexual references later towards him and the waitress brings out a birthday cake and there were 18 candles on it. Pretty much everyone at the table started messing and jokin' with the swords...

    So me, being a bit strange, looked at him and whispered...
    'hey Adam... do ya wanna swordfight?'

    The only other person to hear it was my dad and I think he's gonna beat the hell outta me soon enough! Righttt I'm off to the pub!


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    sean0
    Registered Users Posts: 141 ✭✭sean0


    ok...............................................................................


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    Danbo!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    I'd like to think I speak for everyone when I say WTF? Joking with the swords?


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    Pighead
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    Strange place to come out Funkz but congratulations anyway.

    May your journey into gayness be a long and fruitful one.


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    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    Stee wrote: »
    I'd like to think I speak for everyone when I say WTF? Joking with the swords?

    Ah man, I knew I wouldn't be able to describe it properly. **** it, I'm off to get pissed and that's the moral of teh story.


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    sean0
    Registered Users Posts: 141 ✭✭sean0


    I don't get the post, dunno if i'm missing something.

    I guess some people sing happy birthday while others...play with swords.. WTF!?:confused:


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    WIZE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    Its time for you to EVE
















    Gets coat


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    CianRyan
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    What is this I don't even!


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    ejmaztec
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    A picture's worth a thousand swords:confused:


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    WIZE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    A picture's worth a thousand swords:confused:

    442735272_ec9d8bd95a.jpg?v=0


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    sharky86
    Registered Users Posts: 515 ✭✭✭sharky86


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    A picture's worth a thousand swords:confused:

    Trust me ya dont wanna a picture :rolleyes:

    Tis ok funkz I gets ya I gets ya..


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    stovelid
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    If it's a urinal sword fight, remember never to cross the streams.


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    Corkfeen
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    Crossing swords jokes with a fellow called Adam. Thats not gay at all................:D


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    CianRyan
    Registered Users Posts: 14,721 ✭✭✭✭CianRyan


    BVB wrote: »
    Its time for you to EVE
















    Gets coat

    Took me so long to get this...


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,259 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Pighead wrote: »
    Strange place to come out Funkz but congratulations anyway.

    May your journey into gayness be a long and fruitful one.

    Nah, it's when the sword swallowing starts that you can start to congrateulte the man.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    RxQueen
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    CianRyan wrote: »
    Took me so long to get this...
    i still dont get it..


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    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    emo!! wrote: »
    i still dont get it..

    I do, the OP needs to get a blog.


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