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New German Sex Dolls Go SciFi, Scary

  • 22-09-2009 1:31pm
    #1
    The_Minister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    I was trying to thing of a funny name for the thread, but tbh I just can't beat the title of the article.

    http://jezebel.com/5359828/new-german-sex-dolls-go-scifi-scary

    Basically there are now sex dolls which breath and have a pulse.


    So, robot sex slaves, eh?

    No need to battle with the vagrancies of the opposite sex to get laid.

    Everyone will be delighted...


    ...Oh


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  • #2
    wudangclan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    breathes and has a pulse.
    winner.


  • #3
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Got to say technology is moving too fast... soon we will have come full circle and these robots will be complaining about something or other after sex


  • #4
    Fuhrer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,661 ✭✭✭Fuhrer


    wudangclan wrote: »
    breathes and has a pulse.
    winner.


    Thats a huge turn off for me.


  • #5
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Fuhrer wrote: »
    Thats a huge turn off for me.

    Just unplug her!


  • #6
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Not into pulses myself.


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  • #7
    eddiehead
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,493 ✭✭✭eddiehead


    It's just like a real woman, only with no brain or corresponding ability to reject douchebags.

    So just like a real woman then:pac:

    /runs away


  • #8
    wudangclan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    Fuhrer wrote: »
    Thats a huge turn off for me.
    rarnes1 wrote: »
    Not into pulses myself.

    they have necrophile range also.just keep her in the fridge for ten minutes beforehand.


  • #9
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    they be great for catholic priests e.g. can have sex with them but still remain technically celibate


  • #10
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    Wow, that writer seems a tad bitter about something.


  • #11
    Fuhrer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,661 ✭✭✭Fuhrer


    fryup wrote: »
    they be great for catholic priests e.g. can have sex with them but still remain technically celibate


    Not sure they have a young boy range.


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  • #12
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    wudangclan wrote: »
    they have necrophile range also.just keep her in the fridge for ten minutes beforehand.

    I'm sorted there already. I live beside a graveyard.


  • #13
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,227 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    eddiehead wrote: »
    So just like a real woman then:pac:

    /runs away

    also full of wind.

    /runs away and joins the witness protection programme


  • #14
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Their abandoning their Necrophilia fanbase. :mad:


  • #15
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    My favorite sexual position is the 'robot'

    It usually just involves me , and my pc .


  • #16
    Kevin Bacon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 291 ✭✭Kevin Bacon


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueGuzmotwaI


    Suitable theme song in my opinion......


  • #17
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    The_Minister wrote: »
    I was trying to thing of a funny name for the thread, but tbh I just can't beat the title of the article.

    http://jezebel.com/5359828/new-german-sex-dolls-go-scifi-scary

    Basically there are now sex dolls which breath and have a pulse.


    So, robot sex slaves, eh?

    No need to battle with the vagrancies of the opposite sex to get laid.

    Everyone will be delighted...


    ...Oh

    How on earth did you find that?!


  • #18
    marcsignal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    Jumpy wrote: »
    Wow, that writer seems a tad bitter about something.

    maybe he arranged an interview for the article, and was stood up by one:D


  • #19
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    mikom wrote: »
    My favorite sexual position is the 'robot'

    It usually just involves me , and my pc .
    And a floppy drive? Oldskool.. :cool:


  • #20
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Do they do a Harney one?
    I'm interested 'cos my guard dogs are looking kinda in heat!


  • #21
    Porkpie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 717 ✭✭✭Porkpie


    And I thought men were becoming obsolete....


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  • #22
    Quint
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,407 ✭✭✭Quint


    I'm afraid to click that link. Is it bad?


  • #23
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Quint wrote: »
    I'm afraid to click that link. Is it bad?

    Yes - Just imagine a naked Harney! LOL
    O' the horror...


  • #24
    Dallas Huge File
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Dallas Huge File


    Jumpy wrote: »
    Wow, that writer seems a tad bitter about something.

    Yeah, she must not be getting any


  • #25
    Lirange
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,108 ✭✭✭Lirange


    Hear that wimmins? You're going to be outsourced.

    It's nascent technology mind. Gotta work out the kinks and work in some kinks.


  • #26
    Prof.Badass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    Is the snatch warm?

    That's the real test.


  • #27
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    We're laughing now.

    Wait until they start pursuing an aggressive foreign policy of Bedroom Lebensraum, formulate a philosophy based on the genetic inferiority of the standard pneumatic doll, and begin annexing bordering sex shops.


  • #28
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,469 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    Their torso range look good, who really needs the arms, legs and head


  • #29
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    Robotic sex slaves.

    Damn they stole my idea.

    I'd imagine they're a bitch to clean out.

    edit: 500 posts. yay


  • #30
    benj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 292 ✭✭benj


    as podge and rodge says "a hole and a heartbeat" :D


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  • #31
    Coriolanus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    Boring. I thought this was going to be about an Alien Queen sex doll or something. :mad:


  • #32
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    The_Minister wrote: »
    I was trying to thing of a funny name for the thread, but tbh I just can't beat the title of the article.

    http://jezebel.com/5359828/new-german-sex-dolls-go-scifi-scary

    Basically there are now sex dolls which breath and have a pulse.


    So, robot sex slaves, eh?

    No need to battle with the vagrancies of the opposite sex to get laid.

    Everyone will be delighted...


    ...Oh

    Jaysus...I never knew that Megan Fox one was German....


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