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Seems I'm a closet case...

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  • 21-09-2009 11:04pm
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    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭


    ... not that I mean anything bad for those of you that are gay... or still "unsure"

    but appearently... all with my vast quantities of porn... I've been brainwashed into being a fudgepacker...
    http://thinkprogress.org/2009/09/19/coburn-schwartz-pornography/


    :confused:

    - Drav!


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    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    God hates Fags...


    but I think your ok.


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    jumpguy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    I'm gonna wonder if there should be a NSFW tag on that link before I click it.


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    chin_grin
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    ".........so I pull out my gun."


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    Super-Rush
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    Too Long Didn't Fap


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    brummytom
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    'All Pornography Is Homosexual Pornography’

    Ah FFS. No it's not. It's a video of two people riding each other that lads/blokes watch to toss over. It's not gay.

    Whats all the nonsense about lads my age 'hatiing gays'? I've no problem with gay people, nor do any of my mates :confused:


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    Neamhshuntasach
    Registered Users Posts: 2,168 ✭✭✭Neamhshuntasach


    jumpguy wrote: »
    I'm gonna wonder if there should be a NSFW tag on that link before I click it.

    Well if you're still working at 23:06 i think you deserve to see some porn.


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    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    jumpguy wrote: »
    I'm gonna wonder if there should be a NSFW tag on that link before I click it.

    Are you in work?

    - Drav!


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    AnonoBoy
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    So the fact that I've solely been watching homosexual porn for the past 10 years makes me...... straight? :confused:


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    jumpguy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Oh right sorry, no, I'm just not in the mood for a faceful of gay porn tbh. Cancels out all the straight porn. :(


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    Wibbs
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    Im sorry AnonoBoy, I have to break it to you, you're straight. I know, I know, it's a difficult thing to fess up to, but let it out!!!:D

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Im sorry AnonoBoy, I have to break it to you, you're straight. I know, I know, it's a difficult thing to fess up to, but let it out!!!:D

    WHAT?????? NOOOOOO!!!!!!



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    Wibbs
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    On a very positive note, I'm not your da.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Wibbs wrote: »
    On a very positive note, I'm not your da.

    Yay!



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    Calibos
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    I, nor any of my friends hate gays either. Let them get married, let them adopt kids. Doesn't bother me in the slightest.....

    However.....

    Boy do I hate Queens. Ya know, the flamboyant overly effeminate type. Make my skin crawl tbh. I don't see a paradox as I know a few gay guys who hate them too.

    Its not the fact that they are gay cause I have no problem with that.
    Its not femininity either. Have no problems with the ladies acting like that.
    Its the fact that the queens put on an exagerated form of femininity.
    I guess these are just the outward signs that I have subconciously profiled them as the type of personality thats in your face, narcacisstic, pushy, overly emotional, needy and well....drama queen like.

    Sorry, Back on topic..... continue.... :D


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    JupiterKid
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    All porn, in extreme amounts, will make you a sad bastard who never goes out and looks to hook up. It also gives you a very unrealistic expectation of sex.:(

    Well I just put up a post on the fact that Ireland's gay rugby team The Emerald Warriors beat Tallaght RFC 19-10 points at the weekend and it was moved from AH?:confused:


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    IvySlayer
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    JupiterKid wrote: »
    All porn, in extreme amounts, will make you a sad bastard who never goes out and looks to hook up. It also gives you a very unrealistic expectation of sex.:(

    Well I just put up a post on the fact that Ireland's gay rugby team The Emerald Warriors beat Tallaght RFC 19-10 points at the weekend and it was moved from AH?:confused:

    Why does Ireland need a gay rugby team?

    That's segregation.


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    Sharpshooter
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    JupiterKid wrote: »
    Well I just put up a post on the fact that Ireland's gay rugby team The Emerald Warriors beat Tallaght RFC 19-10 points at the weekend and it was moved from AH?:confused:

    You posted it in the wrong Forum I would think.:pac:

    /and no, I didn't move it.


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    Senna
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    JupiterKid wrote: »
    All porn, in extreme amounts, will make you a sad bastard who never goes out and looks to hook up. It also gives you a very unrealistic expectation of sex.:(

    I know, I know, first time i did it I wasn't the plumber coming to inspect some ladies pipes, there was no background music and not even a feckin camera to document the momentous occasion. Have to say it put me right off sex, now i just watch porn and sit in my dark bunker.


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    JupiterKid
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    IvySlayer wrote: »
    Why does Ireland need a gay rugby team?

    That's segregation.

    Erm...becuase there would be quite a few gay guys on "straight" teams that might be a bit reluctant to come out? AND - it encourages gay guys who've never played rugby to get into the game? It is a safe and non-bigoted space for gay guys into rugby to enjoy playing the game and getting into post match boozing sessions in our gay bars.:cool:

    BTW anyone is welcome to join the Warrriors. It just happens that 95% of their players "play for the other team" lol :pac:


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    JupiterKid
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    Senna wrote: »
    I know, I know, first time i did it I wasn't the plumber coming to inspect some ladies pipes, there was no background music and not even a feckin camera to document the momentous occasion. Have to say it put me right off sex, now i just watch porn and sit in my dark bunker.


    You see? Another victim of porn's clutches.:( I myself am a member of pornaholics anonymous. First step isto admit that you're an addict...:D


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    Senna
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    JupiterKid wrote: »
    You see? Another victim of porn's clutches.:( I myself am a member of pornaholics anonymous. First step isto admit that you're an addict...:D

    Hell i'll admit that, just dont made me stop watching it.;)


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    AnonoBoy
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    JupiterKid wrote: »
    BTW anyone is welcome to join the Warrriors. It just happens that 95% of their players "play for the other team" lol :pac:

    Surely that's a conflict of interest during the game, no?

    I just don't get metaphors


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    Biggins
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    Seems I'm a closet case...

    ...if you dump into Tom Cruise, let us know!


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    AnonoBoy
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    Biggins wrote: »
    ...if you dump into Tom Cruise, let us know!

    Jaysus! :eek:


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    #26
    mukki
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    your man swartz might have a point





    1) okay if your kids watch porn they become gays because it turns the sexually drive inwards *

    2) being gay is hereditary....* therefore we the parents will become gays too

    3) next.... I will have to go out at the weekends in leather clothes and kiss bikers because thats what gays do*




    i just downloaded "k9 web detective", phew


    *may not be true


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    genericguy
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    Dravokivich wrote: »
    - Drav!

    I dislike your signature immensely.


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    Jumpy
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    mukki wrote: »


    i just downloaded "k9 web detective", phew

    That only blocks dog porn.


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    mukki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,669 ✭✭✭mukki


    Jumpy wrote: »
    That only blocks dog porn.


    do you want a gay dog?


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    genericguy
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    mukki wrote: »
    do you want a gay dog?

    no. i want a butch dog. i want rin tin tin.


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    #31
    DevilsBreath
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    If you read the link it looks to be saying this.

    "Kids are gullible, so if we tell young boys that watching porn will turn them gay they won’t watch it. So lets tell all our kids it will turn them gay and they’ll never watch porn."

    Kinda fecking evil if ya ask me.


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