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  • 21-09-2009 10:51pm
    #1
    Purple Gorilla
    Closed Accounts Posts: 865 ✭✭✭


    A friend is telling everyone on facebook I have Swine Flu. I'm not one to be outdone in the field of rumour starting, so does anyone have any ideas how I can get back at her? I'm taking suggestions on:
    1)Starting a rumour about her on facebook
    2)Photoshopping a pic of her or an element of her facebook to something funny

    But I'm open to anything else. The winrar of the best suggestion will receive one free internet


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    #2
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Just announce she's AIDS, its not the 80's anymore, AIDS isnt as taboo as it was...


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    TestTransmission
    Registered Users Posts: 19,106 ✭✭✭✭TestTransmission


    Purple Gorilla wrote: »
    A friend is telling everyone on facebook I have Swine Flu. I'm not one to be outdone in the field of rumour starting, so does anyone have any ideas how I can get back at her? I'm taking suggestions on:
    1)Starting a rumour about her on facebook
    2)Photoshopping a pic of her or an element of her facebook to something funny

    But I'm open to anything else. The winrar of the best suggestion will receive one free internet

    Get a junkie to give her AIDS,that'll shut her up


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    abouttobebanned
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,943 ✭✭✭abouttobebanned


    Tell her she left her sex aids in your house.


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    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Kick her in the face.


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    #6
    smk89
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭smk89


    photoshop her at a god hates fags event giving a thumbs up


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    giggsy664
    Registered Users Posts: 2,457 ✭✭✭giggsy664


    *Insert comment about AIDS here*


    Wait, say she has HIV.

    Which will lead to AIDS


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    FearDark wrote: »
    Just announce she's AIDS, its not the 80's anymore, AIDS isnt as taboo as it was...
    jackncoke wrote: »
    Get a junkie to give her AIDS,that'll shut her up
    abouttobebanned wrote: »
    Tell her she left her sex aids in your house.

    I was going to reply with an AIDS-related joke too, but I thought it was hackneyed. Thanks for proving me right.


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    Nozebleed
    Registered Users Posts: 1,727 ✭✭✭Nozebleed


    herpes...would be a good one..yeah.


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    #10
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Going with the South Park theme, mince up her parents and feed them to her in the form of a chilli con carnival.


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    galwayrush
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    Tell everyone you got it direct from a pig and post her pic with the comment.


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    #12
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Start a rumour that she was born a hemaphrodyte.


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    G_R
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,025 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    EDIT: Damn you chin grin


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    Purple Gorilla
    Closed Accounts Posts: 865 ✭✭✭Purple Gorilla


    I just photoshopping some possible ideas..one I'm playing around with is that I took an MSN conversation between us and edited it so it looks like she's talking about her large labia


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    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Well if we started a poll right now AIDS will win...


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    abouttobebanned
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,943 ✭✭✭abouttobebanned


    Not too sure who aids and sex aids got cunfused there..


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    MonkeyTennis
    Registered Users Posts: 3,098 ✭✭✭MonkeyTennis


    tell everyone that her last (insert previous acheivement here) is subject to a gender test


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    #18
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    wait op until she has a son, then kidnap her and hold her hostage for 17 years.

    Release her and set up a series of clues that leads her to meeting a young male companion. After they have had the unavoidable sex, inform her that she was hypnotised into loving the guy and the guy was hypnotised into loving her.

    Inform her then, that she just had sex with her son and you planned all this because she annoyed you on facebook.

    Sit back and watch as her world collapses around her.


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    #19
    G_R
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,025 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    wait op until she has a son, then kidnap her and hold her hostage for 17 years.

    Release her and set up a series of clues that leads her to meeting a young male companion. After they have had the unavoidable sex, inform her that she was hypnotised into loving the guy and the guy was hypnotised into loving her.

    Inform her then, that she just had sex with her son and you planned all this because she annoyed you on facebook.

    Sit back and watch as her world collapses around her.

    /note to self: do not pi$$ off Gummy Panda


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    dreamers75
    Registered Users Posts: 20,558 ✭✭✭✭dreamers75


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    wait op until she has a son, then kidnap her and hold her hostage for 17 years.

    Release her and set up a series of clues that leads her to meeting a young male companion. After they have had the unavoidable sex, inform her that she was hypnotised into loving the guy and the guy was hypnotised into loving her.

    Inform her then, that she just had sex with her son and you planned all this because she annoyed you on facebook.

    Sit back and watch as her world collapses around her.


    you left out the hammer part, very important part of the plan. Make sure she has no access to hammers or other DIY tools.


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    #21
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Just say she makes a really bad cup of tea.

    Now I mean, a really bad cup of tea.


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    #22
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    AnonoBoy, I think thats taking it a step TOO far.

    Oh, and Gummy Panda. Thats malicious. Thats really malicious. I like it.


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    jumpguy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Better yet, replace all her sugar with salt. Ouch. Salty tea.


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    #24
    DanGerMus
    Registered Users Posts: 1,525 ✭✭✭DanGerMus


    FearDark wrote: »
    Well if we started a poll right now AIDS will win...

    AIDS always wins when Polling.


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    #25
    Coriolanus
    Registered Users Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    Find some porn that looks like her and send it to everyone.


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    #26
    TPD
    Registered Users Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    Sofiztikated wrote: »
    AnonoBoy, I think thats taking it a step TOO far.

    Oh, and Gummy Panda. Thats malicious. Thats really malicious. I like it.

    You'd love the film 'Old Boy' then.


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    #27
    Coriolanus
    Registered Users Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    The Perfect Drug wrote: »
    You'd love the film 'Old Boy' then.
    That film is fúcked in the head. :(


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    #28
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    Purple Gorilla wrote: »
    A friend is telling everyone on facebook I have Swine Flu. I'm not one to be outdone in the field of rumour starting, so does anyone have any ideas how I can get back at her? I'm taking suggestions on:
    1)Starting a rumour about her on facebook
    2)Photoshopping a pic of her or an element of her facebook to something funny

    But I'm open to anything else. The winrar of the best suggestion will receive one free internet

    Just fill out one of those dating pages for her. She'll be forever pestered by middle-aged fat mammy's boys. Or get In Dublin down the garage and send a couple of large black gigolos over to her gaff, (and/or your gaff).


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    #29
    Purple Gorilla
    Closed Accounts Posts: 865 ✭✭✭Purple Gorilla


    We have a winrar. Thank you squod


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    #30
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Just say she makes a really bad cup of tea.

    Now I mean, a really bad cup of tea.

    You're a monster. :eek:


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    TPD
    Registered Users Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    Nevore wrote: »
    That film is fúcked in the head. :(

    In the best possible way :D

    You really don't expect it to be about incest the first time round.


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