Revengification

Purple Gorilla

A friend is telling everyone on facebook I have Swine Flu. I'm not one to be outdone in the field of rumour starting, so does anyone have any ideas how I can get back at her? I'm taking suggestions on:
1)Starting a rumour about her on facebook
2)Photoshopping a pic of her or an element of her facebook to something funny

But I'm open to anything else. The winrar of the best suggestion will receive one free internet

FearDark

Just announce she's AIDS, its not the 80's anymore, AIDS isnt as taboo as it was...

TestTransmission

Purple Gorilla wrote: »

A friend is telling everyone on facebook I have Swine Flu. I'm not one to be outdone in the field of rumour starting, so does anyone have any ideas how I can get back at her? I'm taking suggestions on:
1)Starting a rumour about her on facebook
2)Photoshopping a pic of her or an element of her facebook to something funny

But I'm open to anything else. The winrar of the best suggestion will receive one free internet

Get a junkie to give her AIDS,that'll shut her up

abouttobebanned

Tell her she left her sex aids in your house.

mikom

Kick her in the face.

smk89

photoshop her at a god hates fags event giving a thumbs up

giggsy664

*Insert comment about AIDS here*


Wait, say she has HIV.

Which will lead to AIDS

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FearDark wrote: »

Just announce she's AIDS, its not the 80's anymore, AIDS isnt as taboo as it was...

jackncoke wrote: »

Get a junkie to give her AIDS,that'll shut her up

abouttobebanned wrote: »

Tell her she left her sex aids in your house.

I was going to reply with an AIDS-related joke too, but I thought it was hackneyed. Thanks for proving me right.

Nozebleed

herpes...would be a good one..yeah.

chin_grin

Going with the South Park theme, mince up her parents and feed them to her in the form of a chilli con carnival.

galwayrush

Tell everyone you got it direct from a pig and post her pic with the comment.

Sofiztikated

Start a rumour that she was born a hemaphrodyte.

G_R

EDIT: Damn you chin grin

Purple Gorilla

I just photoshopping some possible ideas..one I'm playing around with is that I took an MSN conversation between us and edited it so it looks like she's talking about her large labia

FearDark

Well if we started a poll right now AIDS will win...

abouttobebanned

Not too sure who aids and sex aids got cunfused there..

MonkeyTennis

tell everyone that her last (insert previous acheivement here) is subject to a gender test

Gummy Panda

wait op until she has a son, then kidnap her and hold her hostage for 17 years.

Release her and set up a series of clues that leads her to meeting a young male companion. After they have had the unavoidable sex, inform her that she was hypnotised into loving the guy and the guy was hypnotised into loving her.

Inform her then, that she just had sex with her son and you planned all this because she annoyed you on facebook.

Sit back and watch as her world collapses around her.

G_R

Gummy Panda wrote: »

wait op until she has a son, then kidnap her and hold her hostage for 17 years.

Release her and set up a series of clues that leads her to meeting a young male companion. After they have had the unavoidable sex, inform her that she was hypnotised into loving the guy and the guy was hypnotised into loving her.

Inform her then, that she just had sex with her son and you planned all this because she annoyed you on facebook.

Sit back and watch as her world collapses around her.

/note to self: do not pi$$ off Gummy Panda

dreamers75

Gummy Panda wrote: »

wait op until she has a son, then kidnap her and hold her hostage for 17 years.

Release her and set up a series of clues that leads her to meeting a young male companion. After they have had the unavoidable sex, inform her that she was hypnotised into loving the guy and the guy was hypnotised into loving her.

Inform her then, that she just had sex with her son and you planned all this because she annoyed you on facebook.

Sit back and watch as her world collapses around her.

you left out the hammer part, very important part of the plan. Make sure she has no access to hammers or other DIY tools.

AnonoBoy

Just say she makes a really bad cup of tea.

Now I mean, a really bad cup of tea.

Sofiztikated

AnonoBoy, I think thats taking it a step TOO far.

Oh, and Gummy Panda. Thats malicious. Thats really malicious. I like it.

jumpguy

Better yet, replace all her sugar with salt. Ouch. Salty tea.

DanGerMus

FearDark wrote: »

Well if we started a poll right now AIDS will win...

AIDS always wins when Polling.

Coriolanus

Find some porn that looks like her and send it to everyone.

TPD

Sofiztikated wrote: »

AnonoBoy, I think thats taking it a step TOO far.

Oh, and Gummy Panda. Thats malicious. Thats really malicious. I like it.

You'd love the film 'Old Boy' then.

Coriolanus

The Perfect Drug wrote: »

You'd love the film 'Old Boy' then.

That film is fúcked in the head.

squod

Purple Gorilla wrote: »

A friend is telling everyone on facebook I have Swine Flu. I'm not one to be outdone in the field of rumour starting, so does anyone have any ideas how I can get back at her? I'm taking suggestions on:
1)Starting a rumour about her on facebook
2)Photoshopping a pic of her or an element of her facebook to something funny

But I'm open to anything else. The winrar of the best suggestion will receive one free internet

Just fill out one of those dating pages for her. She'll be forever pestered by middle-aged fat mammy's boys. Or get In Dublin down the garage and send a couple of large black gigolos over to her gaff, (and/or your gaff).

Purple Gorilla

We have a winrar. Thank you squod

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AnonoBoy wrote: »

Just say she makes a really bad cup of tea.

Now I mean, a really bad cup of tea.

You're a monster. :eek:

TPD

Nevore wrote: »

That film is fúcked in the head.

In the best possible way

You really don't expect it to be about incest the first time round.

Purple Gorilla

Signed her up to a few Lesbian dating sites and a Porn Olympics site

Vertigo100

Just so you know eye drops are an odourless colourless laxative!

Purple Gorilla

Actually thanks for saying that. I have laxative and we've a birthday party coming up on Friday. Just set a reminder..I won't put too much into her drink...just enough though that she gets cramps and has the odd poo while we're there

Hells Belle

Purple Gorilla wrote: »

Actually thanks for saying that. I have laxative and we've a birthday party coming up on Friday. Just set a reminder..I won't put too much into her drink...just enough though that she gets cramps and has the odd poo while we're there

I saw someone do that on CSI and the guy died, he may have had a funny heart - it was on telly so therefore it must be true........unless you want to kill her in which case you might find rat poison/hammer would work better, but thats not really funny and probably messy too. I like the meat curtains thing though, put that on a dating site with her pic, should attract a couple of freeeks.

AnonoBoy

Marvin Dry Actress wrote: »

You're a monster. :eek:

But my Mom says I'm cool.....