So frigging bored

Sofiztikated

Hey all.

I'm in work, there's fup all happening, Boards is a bit dull tonight.

Entertain me.

Karoma

www.iamnotyourpersonalclown.ie

GAAman

No

Anonomyte

Take the time to spell sophisticated.

victoriaa

should I get my jester costume from the closet?

**Timbuk2**

Fap in front of your office workmates and then demand money for your act when you have finished.

cherryghost

prepare to be entertained my friend

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/54467/

*coughs*

PCPhoto

Karoma wrote: »

www.iamnotyourpersonalclown.ie

linky not working

try.... www.bored.com

or www.addictinggames.com

Biggins

www.usemycomputer.com
(check out the gallery and graphic forum at top also. That should keep you amused )

Pighead

Pighead has just performed a hilarious song and dance routine for you. Hope it cheered you up.

By the way, is "a hilarious" correct? Sounds like it should maybe be "an hilarious" but that doesn't seem quite right either.

mattfender

just fap away, keeps me entertained

Sofiztikated

victoriaa wrote: »

should I get my jester costume from the closet?

Yes please, dance for me money, dance!

**Timbuk2** wrote: »

Fap in front of your office workmates and then demand money for your act when you have finished.

I usually do it for free, but 3 times already to, no lube, a bit of chaffing is kinda stopping me.

PCPhoto wrote: »

linky not working

try.... www.bored.com

or www.addictinggames.com

Hmm, maybe.

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead has just performed a hilarious song and dance routine for you. Hope it cheered you up.

By the way, is "a hilarious" correct? Sounds like it should maybe be "an hilarious" but that doesn't seem quite right either.

Thanks Pighead, slightly more entertained. Yes, your grammar is correct. Damn those funny H's and their vowel immitating.

Senna

It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast, a mammoth penis

The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel ****
From one place to another

Chorus:
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was **** all else to do

The captain's name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day he'd stop and play
With his ****in' organ

The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor

Chorus

The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy

The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a ****in' nipper
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper

Chorus

The Captain's wife was Mabel
To **** she was not able
So the dirty ****s, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table

The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
And by her squeals we knew the eels
Had found 'er sexual quarters

Repeat Chorus to Fade

Pighead

mattfender wrote: »

just fap away, keeps me entertained

Watching other men masturbating may well keep you entertained but this thread isn't about you. It's about Sofiztikated and trying to unbore him.

4zn76tysfajdxp

You should have a cup of tea OP.

Pighead

Gia Gentle Brow wrote: »

You should have a cup of tea OP.

Cracking idea for a game Gia Gentle Brow. If a good old fashioned rhyming game doesn't cheer old Sofiztikated then nothing will.

Ok, Pighead's turn.

You should drive a Lada, Gia Gentle Brow.

brummytom

Kill the person next to you.
Repeat until you're no longer bored

Professey Chin

brummytom wrote: »

Kill the person next to you.
Repeat until you're no longer bored

But im sitting next to a mirror.
Wait a minute...I keep catching him looking at me.Hes dead!

Sofiztikated

Pighead wrote: »

Cracking idea for a game Frada. If a good old fashioned rhyming game doesn't cheer old Sofiztikated then nothing will.

Ok, Pighead's turn.

You should drive a Lada, Frada.

You should have a bighead, pighead.

Now try me! :pac::D

brummytom

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

But im sitting next to a mirror.
Wait a minute...I keep catching him looking at me.Hes dead!

Go for it.
I'm sitting on the settee opposite mom and dad

4zn76tysfajdxp

Pighead wrote: »

Cracking idea for a game Frada. If a good old fashioned rhyming game doesn't cheer old Sofiztikated then nothing will.

Ok, Pighead's turn.

You should drive a Lada, Frada.

Oh, is it me again? You're a dic-...uh....never mind.

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Sofiztikated wrote: »

Hey all.

I'm in work, there's fup all happening, Boards is a bit dull tonight.

Entertain me.

Join the club

Sofiztikated

I'm already in the club. D'you know the handshake?

Blazer

Do what I'm gonna do..watch a movie...tongiht I'm sitting down to watch Star Trek (2009) in about 5 minutes.
oh wait..I forgot you're at work...muwhahahaha :P

brummytom

Anyone gonna watch 'Would I Lie To You', in half an hour?

Sofiztikated

Maybe I will.

Maybe I'll watch this new fillum called "Smack Berkut in the face for being a git and reminding me I'm in work."

I think Brendan Gleeson is in it. I think he's Emmy nominated for it.

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Sofiztikated wrote: »

I'm already in the club. D'you know the handshake?

Eh,you obviously dont know the first rule.

What amazing job do you have that has you working?

4zn76tysfajdxp

brummytom wrote: »

Anyone gonna watch 'Would I Lie To You', in half an hour?

Well now, you're not expecting a serious answer relating to a show titled that, are you?

brummytom

Gia Gentle Brow wrote: »

Well now, you're not expecting a serious answer relating to a show titled that, are you?

Is that a rhetorical question?

4zn76tysfajdxp

brummytom wrote: »

Is that a rhetorical question?

Do I look the type of person who would ask rhetorical questions?

brummytom

Gia Gentle Brow wrote: »

Do I look the type of person who would ask rhetorical questions?

Do I look like the type of person who would get very easily confused?

(Yes I do)

Sofiztikated

jackncoke wrote: »

Eh,you obviously dont know the first rule.

What amazing job do you have that has you working?

The first rule is:

Don't **** with people that handle your food.

I'm late receptionist and DM (Duty Manager, not Danger Mouse. Which would be cooler.) in a lovely hotel. Its just Monday, theres noone around, my porter and partner in crime was finished at 9, night manager is coming in at 10.30, THEN I've got to do the wages to make sure the plebs get paid.

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Sofiztikated wrote: »

The first rule is:

Don't **** with people that handle your food.

I'm late receptionist and DM (Duty Manager, not Danger Mouse. Which would be cooler.) in a lovely hotel. Its just Monday, theres noone around, my porter and partner in crime was finished at 9, night manager is coming in at 10.30, THEN I've got to do the wages to make sure the plebs get paid.

Sounds alrite to me,im here till 8am

Sofiztikated

Its not bad, I'm just bored! This is the first quiet night since summer began, and its dead quiet! I like doing nights though, have a stint coming up as the NM is off on holidays.

Well, me and the bar manager just had a brief gangsta chat there. Always interesting, thinking of new ways to talk smack to people.

Sofiztikated

Good luck, suckers. I'm oudda here!