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  • 20-09-2009 7:02pm
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    Orla K
    Registered Users Posts: 2,462 ✭✭✭


    I typed this into the google search bar(that's up in the top right).

    The most popular search starting like this was
    How to become a vampire

    What are people on that they think they can become vampires.

    the next few ones were model, pharmacist, anorexic, personal trainer

    Has anyone else seen any odd suggestions from search engines?


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    #2
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    The old Ashley Cole one was great


    He sued over it didn't he?


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    #3
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users Posts: 17,187 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    http://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Hobo

    :confused:


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    #4
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    How to find yourself and how to find God are quite popular I believe


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    #5
    Dennis the Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Dennis the Stone


    I love the autocomplete suggestions:

    http://bit.ly/2dfiNa


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    #6
    mattfender
    Closed Accounts Posts: 602 ✭✭✭mattfender


    Orla K wrote: »

    How to become a vampire

    haha....oh orla... i think ill introduce you to my friend you's would get on great...:pac: :p

    -Matt


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    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    How to become anorexic is quite high on that list also.
    Higher than doctor :(


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    #8
    yurmothrintites
    Registered Users Posts: 705 ✭✭✭yurmothrintites


    Write in "I like to" into google and see what comes up


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    #9
    pablodunlop
    Registered Users Posts: 959 ✭✭✭pablodunlop


    "Do midgets" :D

    http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/6331/13473093.jpg


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    #10
    G_R
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,025 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    not quite the same thing but i find it funny


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    #11
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,873 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Whatever you do, don't google Google!


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    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    brummytom wrote: »
    The old Ashley Cole one was great


    He sued over it didn't he?

    he takes rampant homosexual to a new level on 3 counts.

    1. He cheated on Cheyrl cole

    2. He Played for Arsenal

    3. Well... he kinda looks like he enjoys receiving a stroke or two


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    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    The anorexic one is both fcuked up and very worrying :/


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    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    snyper wrote: »
    he takes rampant homosexual to a new level on 3 counts.

    1. He cheated on Cheyrl cole

    2. He Played for Arsenal

    3. Well... he kinda looks like he enjoys receiving a stroke or two

    Who would ever cheat on her?!

    Who doesn't enjoy receiving a stroke?

    All footballers are completely ginger beer. Fact
    See exhibits A and B


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    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Wants some funny replies and automatic pop-up suggestions?
    Go to http://www.google.ie/ig and enter the following:

    women have
    do wom
    black people
    why are
    what would jesus
    My parents are
    My vag
    in 19
    twitter is
    hahaha
    jesus christ is
    "Ireland is "(with the space and see the last one! LOL)

    There is loads...


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    Orla K
    Registered Users Posts: 2,462 ✭✭✭Orla K


    yurmothrintites wrote: »
    Write in "I like to" into google and see what comes up

    I got

    i like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur

    and

    i like to think of jesus as a mischievous badger

    Also, this one seems to make the least sense to me
    i like to singa about the moona and the juna and the springa


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    Jet Black
    Registered Users Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Jet Black


    College Humor always good for a laugh:D


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-cRdIcvGN8


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    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    How do you become a waxer.??

    Fookin 'ell was thinking of that, waxing fat chubby twats all day would be good.Sure you could wear a dust mask or something.

    How do you get experience?

    Do you ask your Mom or Auntie of sommat?

    Can I clean you up granny, y'know,.. down there.. nice an' smooth :eek:

    Good job that.


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    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    How do you become a waxer.??

    Fookin 'ell was thinking of that, waxing fat chubby twats all day would be good.Sure you could wear a dust mask or something.

    How do you get experience?

    Do you ask your Mom or Auntie of sommat?

    Can I clean you up granny, y'know,.. down there.. nice an' smooth :eek:

    Good job that.

    They start you off waxing dead ones you know.


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    Kold
    Registered Users Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Type in the words: Why do black


    Do it.


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    #21
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Kold wrote: »
    Type in the words: Why do black


    Do it.

    :eek::eek:

    "Why do black people like chicken"

    WTF?
    I love Chicken, I'm practically Albino


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    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    ....beneficiary for AnonoBoy.

    Try it.


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    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Google are watching this thread. Anorexic has moved down to #9 from #4.


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    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    brummytom wrote: »
    I love Chicken, I'm practically Albino

    Racist against albinos?

    Typical.


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    #25
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Go to google (yahoo doesn't allow this), type in "french military victories" and click the 'I Feel Lucky' button.

    LOL I'd say the French are not impressed LOL


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    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,941 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    typed in "women have.." and the first one to come up was "Women have smaller brains" lol

    gas craic to pass some time


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    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,236 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Now under Google "Search settings" click "Do not filter my search results":o


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    #28
    Zigmund
    Registered Users Posts: 145 ✭✭Zigmund


    "What Are "


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    #29
    Dartz
    Registered Users Posts: 4,373 ✭✭✭Dartz


    How to become a Criminal.

    I dunno.... Crime does seem to pay.


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    yurmothrintites
    Registered Users Posts: 705 ✭✭✭yurmothrintites


    What are these strawberries doing on my nipples I need them for the fruit salad

    I've literally been google searching random phrases for ages now. It's getting addictive.


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    Jet Black
    Registered Users Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Jet Black


    'i knew a guy who' in google

    Both results slightly confused me and made me laugh:pac::pac:


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