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  • 20-09-2009 11:18am
    #1
    MrBill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46 ✭


    I don't mind the neighbours having a sunday morning shag, but thunderballs has been giving it to her fierce since ten.


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    #2
    Steve
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 22,584 CMod ✭✭✭✭Steve


    Jealousy is a terrible thing :pac:


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    #3
    **Timbuk2**
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 7,395 Mod ✭✭✭✭**Timbuk2**


    1. Go outside their window
    2. Fap
    3. ???
    4. Profit


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    #4
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,068 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Put the mass on RTE on at full blast.. that'll put them right off


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    #5
    Jet Black
    Registered Users Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Jet Black


    Pics or gtfo


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    #6
    thomond2006
    Registered Users Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    My name is URL wrote: »
    Put the mass on RTE on at full blast.. that'll put them right off

    No, it will bring a new meaning to "Lord Hear Us".


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    #7
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    I've stopped, go back to sleep now.

    .


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    #8
    Schism
    Registered Users Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    Thunderballs; As we all know, Thors pet name for his 2 veg.

    I'd leave him be, being the god of thunder and all.


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    #9
    Teutorix
    Registered Users Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Teutorix


    O_o

    Slightly inappropriate? definitely a tad vulgar.


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    #10
    DamoDLK
    Registered Users Posts: 716 ✭✭✭DamoDLK


    Ring the doorbell and run off!!


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    #11
    Agricola
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    Shout loudly "HEY <insert family members name here> WHAT ARE YOU DOIN WITH ME CAMCORDER, GET AWAY FROM THAT WINDOW!"


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    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Sounds like they are faking it.:p


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    #13
    Sleipnir
    Registered Users Posts: 5,514 ✭✭✭Sleipnir


    Are you sure he's not killing her?


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    #14
    cherryghost
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,133 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    get a ladder and stare into their window. see if they stop then


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    #15
    bronte
    Registered Users Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Give them the loudest round of applause you can muster.


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    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    bronte wrote: »
    Give them the loudest round of applause you can muster.

    Yeah, and display large score sheets with marks out of 10 in front of their house.


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    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    btw, if the're still at it, ask them what they are on, i want some.:D


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    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Agricola wrote: »
    Shout loudly "HEY < Madeleine McCann > WHAT ARE YOU DOIN WITH ME CAMCORDER, GET AWAY FROM THAT WINDOW!"


    .


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    #19
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    apolagies for the disruption

    :o


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    #20
    mega man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 370 ✭✭mega man


    wouldnt mind an auld sunday morning shag myself under the duvets..oh YEeeaaHH!!!


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    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,490 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    Ah the least you could do is give them a bit of encouragement!


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    #22
    RonMexico
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,916 ✭✭✭RonMexico


    You need to move all your stereo speakers up against the wall and blare this :pac:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcWif3u4A0A


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    #23
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Teutorix wrote: »
    O_o

    Slightly inappropriate? definitely a tad vulgar.

    lol


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    #24
    Dublindude69
    Registered Users Posts: 770 ✭✭✭Dublindude69


    **Timbuk2** wrote: »
    1. Go outside their window
    2. Fap
    3. Record & Upload To Internet
    4. Profit
    I inserted what was missing.


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    #25
    Neamhshuntasach
    Registered Users Posts: 2,168 ✭✭✭Neamhshuntasach


    I thought that only happens in the films.


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    #26
    Shoop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 45 ✭Shoop


    When a man loves a woman very much....


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    #27
    Relevant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 474 ✭✭Relevant


    The best way to stop people who keep having loud sex is to make an audio recording of it and send it to them. The girl will most likely be so embarrassed she will never put out again


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    #28
    thomond2006
    Registered Users Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    Shoop wrote: »
    When a man loves a woman very much....

    .....God works his magic! :D


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    #29
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    This thread is great :D Thank you all for some fine puns


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    #30
    *giggles*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    What's all this banging on about?:D
    Hey OP, give your right hand a break for once. You don't want to end up with carpal tunnel;)


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    #31
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Wow!!

    Bitch must be fond of the drumstick


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