Thoughtless

MickyMoo

I brought my wife to the Opera the other night, but for some reason she (and the audience) wasn't impressed when during the performance I stood up and roared 'He's behind You!' at the cast.

The other day my expecting wife came home from work and was extremely stressed out and tired. she'd had a bad day at work, traffic was murder on the way home and she was just told she would have to take a pay cut. So she made herself a cup of tea and settled down on the settee for a bit of relaxation, and i thought, Nows the time for me to jump up from behind the couch with my Scream mask on and shout 'Aaaaghhhhh!'