Maltesers/Fridge Madness

Bringthethunder

I had an open packet of maltesers on top of the fridge and i just knocked them over and now they are all behind the fridge on the ground. Should i move the (big) fridge and bin them or should i just leave it off...im thinking maybe they will attract mice if i leave it off......but its a big fridge and there is no one to give me a hand......

phasers

You should have eaten them when you opened the bag in the first place

Bringthethunder

phasers wrote: »

You should have eaten them when you opened the bag in the first place

twas the plan i left them there while gettin a can in the fridge.....

Cheeky monkey

Did you try the hoover?

Medievalist

Let's all take a moment for the tragedy of the lost Maltesers....:(

I hope it wasn't a big bag? Brings a tear to my eye just thinking about them...all alone in the dark, getting all stale and uneaten.

Bringthethunder

Cheeky monkey wrote: »

Did you try the hoover?

wont reach. there right at the back....

Bringthethunder

Medievalist wrote: »

Let's all take a moment for the tragedy of the lost Maltesers....:(

I hope it wasn't a big bag? Brings a tear to my eye just thinking about them...all alone in the dark, getting all stale and uneaten.

yeah it was the big bag ,it was the 2 for the price of one you get in supervalue....:( Nice and cold as well but not too cold either....

Epic Tissue

Terrible news

Sharpshooter

I think they are true teasers, and are fulfilling their revenge at being called Malt.

I pity them tbh, a teaser shouldn't be given the first name Malt!

Prick or Mickey or god forbid Brain teaser, but not Malt.

They are in the middle of a revolution, let it be.

sdanseo

Bringthethunder wrote: »

I had an open packet of maltesers on top of the fridge and i just knocked them over and now they are all behind the fridge on the ground. Should i move the (big) fridge and bin them or should i just leave it off...im thinking maybe they will attract mice if i leave it off......but its a big fridge and there is no one to give me a hand......

Mice eat spiders. Given the preference, I'd prefer the mice. /thread

Cheeky monkey

hows about you try getting like 20 straws stick them all together and suck like a mad thing!

humanji

Bringthethunder wrote: »

twas the plan i left them there while gettin a can in the fridge.....

How big was the can that you had to put down a packet of Maltesers to pick it up?

oneweb

I got a tray of Maltesers for Christmas one year. Put them in a box of stuff in my room. Quite a while later put the box in the attic to tidy up the room. Forgot about the box.

A couple of months later we started to hear a scratching noise every now and then in the ceiling over the bedroom. Set mousetraps in the attic. Heard 'snap' noise in the middle of the night. Caught mice. Removed mice.

A couple of months later again, we had to move everything out of the attic to get it re-insulated. Came across the box...

...

...within the box was what looked like confetti. One of the paper bags had a hole at the bottom. Opened paper bag. Found box of Maltesers. At one of the topside corners was a perfectly circular hole no bigger than a 10c piece. The little fuċkers had nibbled through the box, the paper bag, the cellophane wrapper, the Maltesers box and most of the Maltesers. Jaysus I nearly threw up!


Sooo, I think you should clear them up before something else does!

cosmic

Do you own the house? Or do you rent?

If you own it, yeah, probably best to get them.

If you rent, f*ck that, leave them. If mice come, move out!

Medievalist

I now wish I was a mouse. Imagine coming across an acre of Maltesers the size of your head! I'd be one happy mouse