For Martha

Hootanany · 17-09-2009 5:13pm #1

The Guinness advert is great,getting ready for the celebration hope there is loads of free pints and stuff

pikachucheeks · 17-09-2009 5:14pm

I have a message for Martha too ;

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Jesus Wept · 17-09-2009 5:15pm

I couldn't give a fúck how long it has been since some dude created some shite drink.

Cordially,
The Rigger

admiralofthefleet · 17-09-2009 5:17pm

what do the last two people say?
we have worked out the rest of the ad in the pub i work in but are stuck on the last two

Micilin Muc · 17-09-2009 5:20pm

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

what do the last two people say?
we have worked out the rest of the ad in the pub i work in but are stuck on the last two

To parsnips is one of them

Adamcp898 · 17-09-2009 5:21pm

Is it not TO Martha and not for Martha????

Diabhal Beag · 17-09-2009 5:35pm

The amount of threads about this in AH alone has made me vow to never drink Guiness again.

Ed_ · 17-09-2009 5:41pm

Hootanany wrote: »

The Guinness advert is great,getting ready for the celebration hope there is loads of free pints and stuff

Celebration? Arthurs Day is the product of a marketing wizz kid. Celebration my arse.

jimi_t · 17-09-2009 6:01pm

...I can see the 25th forever being known as Black Saturday...

chin_grin · 17-09-2009 6:03pm

jimi_t wrote: »

...I can see the 25th forever being known as Black Saturday...

Nope, Black Sh1terday. Imagine the cloud of methane afterwards. Jaysus.

I do like a drop of the black stuff though. It's cheap and cheerful, that's the "acquired taste" right there.

AnonoBoy · 17-09-2009 6:07pm

chin_grin wrote: »

I do like a drop of the black stuff though.

Ah yeah I love a bit of Bovril too.

chin_grin · 17-09-2009 6:10pm

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Ah yeah I love a bit of Bovril too.

You're a bleedin freak!

Well, I did get a bit too merry one night and was mixing my whiskey in with a pint of the "Our Arthur who art in pint glasses, how loud be thy farts". I was not a happy camper the next day..........ooooh no. Dya ever have to go back to bed to ward off puking?

<blinking> "hmm, wha. Oh dear the spin is still rooming. F*ck"
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<wide awake> "Hurrah! I'm a new maaaaaaaaaaaan. I might go for a jog later on!"

AnonoBoy · 17-09-2009 6:13pm

chin_grin wrote: »

You're a bleedin freak!

Well, I did get a bit too merry one night and was mixing my whiskey in with a pint. I was not a happy camper the next day..........ooooh no. Dya ever have to go back to ward off puking?

<blinking> "hmm, wha. Oh dear the spin is still rooming. F*ck"
z
zz
zzzz
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<wide awake> "Hurrah! I'm a new maaaaaaaaaaaan. I might go for a jog later on!"

One night? Are you sure you don't mean tonight?

citizen_p · 17-09-2009 6:14pm

its to arthur then
marta
then farmers
then barbers
the llamas
then parsnips.

chin_grin · 17-09-2009 6:15pm

AnonoBoy wrote: »

One night? Are you sure you don't mean tonight?

Just what implying are you!? Ya buyin?

Nah not tonight. I may be drunk on coffee. (F'coffee). I mean I do make a very strong cup.

But anyway Guinness. To Sparta.

cormie · 17-09-2009 6:16pm

Is this anything to do with this?

Hootanany · 17-09-2009 8:55pm

cormie wrote: »

Is this anything to do with this?

No

Draupnir · 17-09-2009 9:06pm

Was at a wedding last week and when the groom did the toast for his new wife (who's name is Tanya) some bonafide legend at the back shouted:

To Martha

And then I spit up my Guinness with which I was toasting the bride, great stuff.

Who gives a shiny shíte if it's a marketing gimmick, nobody can give out to me for going for pints of Guinness after work on Thursday and I can be hungover Friday at work because it was for Arthur. Thank you marketing exec.