now Dougal, nuns are people too...

Nikko

Two nuns riding bicycles down a cobbled street, and one turns to the other and says “Do you know, I’ve never come this way before.”

...at last the hill was too steep and the poor nuns had to get off their bicycles and walk. As they passed a dark passageway two yobbos jumped out, dragged them into the passage and started to rape them. “Lord forgive them for they know not what they do”, said one “Sshhhhhh”, said the other, “this one does!”

...after they have been raped by the two yobbos the two nuns continue to the top of the hill to the convent. One turns to the other and says, “What will we tell the Mother Superior about being raped twice?” The other replies “But we were only raped once.” The first says “We’re coming back this way, aren’t we?”

...so the poor nuns, raped and exhausted, confess to the Mother Superior the things that had happened on the way, and she says, “Go away and each suck half a lemon”. “Will that absolve us from our sin?” asked one of the nuns. “No,” said the Mother Superior, “but it will wipe that silly grin off your faces.”

:P

Rufus.T.Firefly

Good one Nikko


Keep em coming M8ty

Oliverdog

Great continuity, Nikko. Four jokes for the price of one. :P