Quickies

Rufus.T.Firefly

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest.

After 15 minutes of this, the man finally gets up and says,

"Damn, I wish I had a flashlight."

The woman says, "So do I.

You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

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A mother, accompanied by her small daughter, was in New York City.

The mother was trying to hail a cab, when her daughter noticed several wildly dressed women who were loitering on a nearby street corner.

The mother finally hailed her cab and they both climbed in, at which point the young daughter asks her mother,

"Mommy, what are all those ladies waiting for by that corner?"

The mother replies,

"Those ladies are waiting for their husbands to come by and pick them up on the way home from work."

The cabby, upon hearing this exchange, turns to the mother and says,

"Ah, C'mon lady!

Tell your daughter the truth!

For crying out loud...They're hookers!"

A brief period of silence follows, and the daughter then asks,

"Mommy, do the hooker ladies have any children?"

The mother replies, "Of course, Dear.

Where do you think cabbies come from?"

Nikko

Quality! - Good man Rufus T.

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