When was the last time you were great?

In All Fairness

I'd have to say it's been ages for me, but my brother married a "posh bird" the other day, and the reception was in a very fancy yacht club in Dublin.
Not only did I not mention England, Imperialism, or Protestantism; I managed to keep every rebel song between my teeth, 'til my brother (the best man, and told to keep an eye on me:):D) at half one, asked me did I know all the words to "Body of an American". Sweet.

So when was the last time you were proud of yourself for not fcuking up somebody else's night?

Answers/repentance/information from cockblockers of both sexes would help with the validity of this research.

gandhi123

In All Fairness wrote: »

So when was the last time you were proud of yourself for not fcuking up somebody else's night? And how?

this would make a better thread me thinks:P:P

Sharpshooter

In All Fairness wrote: »

So when was the last time you were proud of yourself for not fcuking up somebody else's night?

Right now, in all fairness.:pac:

Senna

A few months back a girl i know and hate was walking around at a wedding in her bare feet, i said to her to put her shoes on before she cut herself, she replied with a "feck off", she walked away from the table and stood on glass within 30 seconds, pretty bad as well, blood pumping out. I laughed my ass off in her face and was mighty proud of my timing:D

liah

I'm always great tbh. People fúck up my life, I don't fúck up theirs.

soundsham

yesterday

starbelgrade

In All Fairness wrote: »

I'd have to say it's been ages for me, but my brother married a "posh bird" the other day, and the reception was in a very fancy yacht club in Dublin.
Not only did I not mention England, Imperialism, or Protestantism; I managed to keep every rebel song between my teeth, .

The country is proud of you.

gandhi123

soundsham wrote: »

yesterday

all my troubles seem so far away...........

sneakerfreak

NOW
1 SECOND AGO

2SECONDS AGO

3 SECONDS AGO AD INFINITY

IN SHORT I AM ALWAYS GREAT

its everyone else that sucks

CHD

sneakerfreak wrote: »

NOW
1 SECOND AGO

2SECONDS AGO

3 SECONDS AGO ADD INFINITY

IN SHORT I AM ALWAYS GREAT

its everyone else that sucks

FYP

artanevilla

I should have the parachute cause I'm great, in fact I should have both in case one of them fails!

sneakerfreak

CHD wrote: »

FYP

you make me even greater,thank you

Kalashnikov_Kid

soundsham wrote: »

yesterday

That has left you with 1 hour and 4 minutes of mediocrity!

ScumLord

I was at a wedding where the best mans speach included the "what have the groom and a weeding ring got in common" joke.

sneakerfreak

ScumLord wrote: »

I was at a wedding where the best mans speach included the "what have the groom and a weeding ring got in common" joke.

what is this joke u speak of?

Cianos

In All Fairness wrote: »

I'd have to say it's been ages for me, but my brother married a "posh bird" the other day, and the reception was in a very fancy yacht club in Dublin.
Not only did I not mention England, Imperialism, or Protestantism; I managed to keep every rebel song between my teeth, 'til my brother (the best man, and told to keep an eye on me:):D) at half one, asked me did I know all the words to "Body of an American". Sweet.

So when was the last time you were proud of yourself for not fcuking up somebody else's night?

Answers/repentance/information from cockblockers of both sexes would help with the validity of this research.

wow...you managed to hold in racist garble for a whole night? Great!

sneakerfreak

Cianos wrote: »

wow...you managed to hold in racist garble for a whole night? Great!

lol ur cute

artanevilla

Cianos wrote: »

wow...you managed to hold in racist garble for a whole night? Great!

More sectarian no?

In All Fairness

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Right now, in all fairness.:pac:

Jaysus, SS. I can't believe your ****e thread detection software is that far advanced. It hardly seems like a game anymore.

*moves again:mad:*

ScumLord

sneakerfreak wrote: »

what is this joke u speak of?

...They come in a posh box.

In All Fairness

ScumLord wrote: »

I was at a wedding where the best mans speach included the "what have the groom and a weeding ring got in common" joke.

No fcuking way. We actually joke about the "it's not the first time tonight I've got up off a warm seat with some paper in my hand", joke.

Can I use the word joke again?

Well then can I use FFS?:)

In All Fairness

sneakerfreak wrote: »

lol ur cute

Aah bless. Don't be mean.:P

In All Fairness

Cianos wrote: »

wow...you managed to hold in racist garble for a whole night? Great!

I don't know much about racist garble but I'll take you on at Ker-Plunk.

*shines marbles*