Unemployment(Zombieworld), how is it for you?

Hollyg'lightly · 15-09-2009 11:00am #1

Well i'm getting incredibly bored. This can be a place to vent frustration at the whole scenario and possibly throw up some ideas on how to mosey through it and to dare i say, procure a job.

thebouldwhacker · 15-09-2009 11:13am

on the bright side, if your able to use a computer your not yet a (real) zombie:D

ScumLord · 15-09-2009 12:38pm

I'm going starting a new business giving buildings zombie ratings. I'll inspect private and business premises and give the building a rating plus recommendations for improving there zombie survival rating.

thebouldwhacker · 15-09-2009 1:23pm

Yea, I tried that in the 80's. All was going well but every time I brought my 'demo-Zombie' to show how things work he kept biting people and my perspective buyers were all turned into zombies themselves. Great as a demonstration to show the need but once Zombies themselves they lost all interest in investing. My business model was sound but my sales and marketing strategy kept letting me down. I changed to just showing clients the Zombie but that scared the carp outa them and they legged it... not before ringing the cops of course. This lead to all my Z's being confiscated and ruined my business. They tried to arrest me but as the Z's were already dead no laws were applicable.The Z's were in no frame of mind to press their own charges against me for breach of labour laws so at least I never got busted.

Apparently they never figured out what to do with the Z's so they are put to good use staffing the financial regulators office, I think they are in the investigations department and doing very well for themselves.......:D

Unemployment(Zombieworld), how is it for you?

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