Have you ever robbed anything?

TheInquisitor · 13-09-2009 12:47pm #1

I personally do not remember ever robbing anything ever in my life. Not even a penny jelly. Yesterday i saw a child pouring sweets into his pocket in front of his scumbag mom and she didn't give a rats ass, just took him by the hand and walked out.

Great parenting like that is why in 15 years he'll be locked up in jail.

So i'm wondering have you ever robbed anything and how do you justify it?

holly1 · 13-09-2009 5:44pm

My sisters bra,mine two were in the wash:o,does that count:D
By the way,she had to go braless for the day!

Micky Dolenz · 13-09-2009 5:48pm

holly1 wrote: »

My sisters bra,mine two were in the wash:o,does that count:D
By the way,she had to go braless for the day!

I too robbed a bra, but got caught, turned out to be a boobie trap

asdasd · 13-09-2009 5:48pm

Uncle Torrence / cough.

Deki · 13-09-2009 6:04pm

stole the first spring flower i saw from a neighbor's yard when i was six. guilt was so overwhelming immediately confessed. cried torrents. Why don't children feel guilt anymore?

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 13-09-2009 6:57pm

Loads and Loads and Loads of stuff.

Matt Holck · 13-09-2009 11:41pm

Deki wrote: »

stole the first spring flower i saw from a neighbor's yard when i was six. guilt was so overwhelming immediately confessed. cried torrents. Why don't children feel guilt anymore?

can't win for losing

incidently, I don't think threads show their locks on m.boards
I know I should tell some other forum in systems here

QOTSA90 · 14-09-2009 12:22am

benwavner wrote: »

Loads and Loads and Loads of stuff.

and some more.

Not an OUNCE of regret, Im an arsehole

..oh Ill feel bad when Im caught.. but only because I got caught.

ScumLord · 14-09-2009 12:26am

Oh god ya, when I was in national school me and some others robbed a charity tickets book, sold the tickets and pocketed the money, of course I made the rookie mistake of buying loads of crap with the money, I looked like some sort of junior dictator as I bought a toy machine gun and never thought to come up with any explanation for where all this crap came from and duly got bet around the house with said machine gun once I was found out.

That was probably the worst I done, that and stealing the human remains.

Matt Holck · 14-09-2009 12:39am

and the sun will someday expand to consume the earth
and it will not care

I think guilt may turn to malice when traded to the wind

seanybiker · 14-09-2009 12:43am

I robbed a stress ball from a pound shop.

I robbed a mobile once and felt so bad I left it back down on the couch after about 2 minutes.

dazftw · 14-09-2009 12:48am

I use to rob a bottle of coke everyday for my lunch on my break from a deli across the road from school it was so often it became a game! The 1st person to get caught was the winner. :pac:

Dante · 14-09-2009 1:04am

I have stolen pints, food, clothes, money and mobiles....all when I was younger. I have given up my ways now though. I have also had many things stolen off me, I see it as one big circle. I wish my thieves well on whatever they steel off me. (I don't go out of my way to steal things...its just when I find a phone or a jumper I would keep it. As they say, finders keepers.....)

Flame me as you will, I deserve it!