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Final Destination

  • 12-09-2009 1:34pm
    #1
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,599 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/09/10/devout_catholic/
    A devout Catholic who popped into church to thank God for a his rescue from a lift was crushed to death by a 860lb stone altar,


Comments

  • #2
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    God works in mysterious ways.


  • #3
    candy-gal1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    horror movies at work much!! :D


  • #4
    swingking
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,258 ✭✭✭swingking


    God bless him


  • #5
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    god really does have a mad sense of humor,,


  • #6
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    much lolz!


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  • #7
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,217 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Deleted User wrote: »
    god really does have a mad sense of humor,,
    Everytime I look in a mirror I reflect on the same thought.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #8
    donmeister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,158 ✭✭✭donmeister


    The poor fucker, just when he thought his day could get worse!


  • #9
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    A bit like Roy, hit seven times by lightning.


  • #10
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Everytime I look in a mirror I reflect on the same thought.

    What's cookin', average looking?
    :pac:


  • #11
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    God works in mysterious ways.

    Must be a woman then.


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  • #12
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    God was obviously foiled by the lifts emergency clamps when he tried to kill him the first time but would make no mistake when the bastard walked into his own house and made absolutely sure he got him the second time.


  • #13
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    God just wanted to altar his destiny.


  • #14
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Deleted User wrote: »
    god really does have a mad sense of humor,,

    only someone that had a twisted sence of humour could have invented the scrotum


  • #15
    Sulmac
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,021 ✭✭✭Sulmac


    Some people are going to hate me for this, but whatever. :pac:


  • #16
    Scrambled egg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 383 ✭✭Scrambled egg


    Sulmac wrote: »
    Some people are going to hate me for this, but whatever. :pac:

    I hate you :p


  • #17
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    No matter how hard you try, you can't escape the reaper of death.
    Your all doomed.

    Have a nice day though ...while ya can! :D


  • #18
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Biggins wrote: »
    No matter how hard you try, you can't escape the reaper of death.
    Your all doomed.

    Dunno about that man, I think I'm doing okay so far. :cool:


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