Earwax

anniehoo

What the hell is that all about? Had an itchy ear there a few minutes ago and a big lump of it popped out :eek: Never had earwax in my life! Diiiiisgusting....! Is this it now..i turned 30 a few months ago..am i slowly goin to disintegrate into a squeaky kneed, grey haired oul wan??

pikachucheeks

Make candles out of it like Father Jack did!

smileysurfer

Thank for sharing that information with us...... wash more!

AnonoBoy

Earwax like that is the first sign that you've got headcrabs.

"Glad to oblige a fellow scientist."

wing52

Sounds like your'e lugs need a good syringing session:mad:

Your gp will do it.

Not nice at all, but the relief is unreal.

K4t

Yeah I hate the stuff and it doesn't even taste nice either.:(

Gran Hermano

Probably loosened by big dirty earwig inside your ear..

tanyaog2007

its all downhill from 30

dunnomede?

i find it very hard to believe that youve never had earwax before.
it protects your ear drum from damage by loud noises and does other stuff as well (i dont know what that other stuff is)

kiffer

K4t wrote: »

Yeah I hate the stuff and it doesn't even taste nice either.:(

cats really like the taste of earwax...

o1s1n

If a big lump of it popped out then it's been there long before you turned 30

anniehoo

dunnomede? wrote: »

i find it very hard to believe that youve never had earwax before.

Nothing of the magnitude of what came out there..a few "secretions":D but nothing like ive experienced just now.

And...this is AH so ye cant be grossed out by this topic;)

Fozzie Bear

anniehoo wrote: »

What the hell is that all about? Had an itchy ear there a few minutes ago and a big lump of it popped out :eek: Never had earwax in my life! Diiiiisgusting....! Is this it now..i turned 30 a few months ago..am i slowly goin to disintegrate into a squeaky kneed, grey haired oul wan??

Earwax?? Pfffft! Least of my worries. I have started sprouting bloody hair from my ears and nose while my eye brows are making a determined effort to connect with the hair line at my temples. My barber now runs the trimmers across that area! What the hell is that all about Mother Nature? What sort of off day were you and God having when you decided that once men hit 30 we needed to start growing hair from our ears and nose while it falls out of our scalps.

What possible fate awaits me as I face into my thirties and beyond that requires me to have a bald head but tufts of black hair sprouting from all the other orifices in my head with a giant mono brow running from one temple across my forehead to the other temple?

Pighead

Pighead had this problem a few years back. Apparently your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren't. So the trick is to stop being afraid. Easy peasy.

Alternatively, use plasters and sticky tape to block every single orifice in your body. Proceed to eat fart friendly foods and before you can say "head fart", you're ear canal is freer than Nelson Mandella.

That_Guy

anniehoo wrote: »

What the hell is that all about? Had an itchy ear there a few minutes ago and a big lump of it popped out :eek: Never had earwax in my life! Diiiiisgusting....! Is this it now..i turned 30 a few months ago..am i slowly goin to disintegrate into a squeaky kneed, grey haired oul wan??

Keep it as a souvenir. If you become famous it might be worth a lot of money in the future.

Dord

Pighead wrote: »

Alternatively, use plasters and sticky tape to block every single orifice in your body. Proceed to eat fart friendly foods and before you can say "head fart", you're ear canal is freer than Nelson Mandella.

Either that or you'll burst your ear drums! :rolleyes: