I'm not sure what this forum is or what it's for

Kold · 10-09-2009 12:57am #1

But name my new CPU. I've been dawdling on it for about a week now.

10-09-2009 1:20am

slowcoach!

Ghost Train · 10-09-2009 1:22am

just pretend you know whats going on

holly1 · 10-09-2009 7:39am

Come in and savour the experience,you will never go back.

Jesus Wept · 10-09-2009 8:51am

Hitler

cherryghost · 10-09-2009 9:06am

If its an Intel, name it AMD, if its an AMD, name it Intel

kerash · 10-09-2009 9:45am

Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

colrow · 10-09-2009 10:58am

The Urine test

(This was written by a rig worker in the North Sea - What he says makes a lot of sense!)

I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to earn that pay cheque, I work on a rig for a drilling contractor. I am required to pass a random urine test for drugs and alcohol, with which I have no problem.

What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a benefits cheque because I have to pass one to earn it for them?

Please understand that I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do on the other hand have a problem with helping someone sit on their arse drinking beer and smoking dope.

Could you imagine how much money the government would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a benefit cheque?

Please pass this along if you agree or simply delete it if you don't.

Hope you will pass it along though, because something has to change in the UK , and soon!

Jesus Wept · 10-09-2009 11:11am

colrow wrote: »

rig

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colrow · 10-09-2009 11:15am

wot was it you mr rigger ?

Jesus Wept · 10-09-2009 12:29pm

dunno, it was too long for me to read!
im hungry now.

Sarky · 10-09-2009 12:33pm

You have all missed the point of this forum completely. Please read the charter.

Kold · 10-09-2009 12:50pm

Sarky wrote: »

You have all missed the point of this forum completely. Please read the charter.

I did but am none the wiser.

Sarky · 10-09-2009 12:51pm

Hmm, what resolution are you reading it at? I'm at 1440x900 and when I stare at the charter long enough and cross my eyes I see a pony. That might be the problem.

Matt Holck · 10-09-2009 2:18pm

one shouldn't put the charter before the pony

I'm just glad my taxes don't go to people that use bombs

Ghost Train · 10-09-2009 3:43pm

I'm calling the Ispca as I type

joes girls · 13-09-2009 10:47am

Im not sure who i am...or were i is going.....

colrow · 13-09-2009 3:23pm

i think u r going round the bend..................and you need to look in the moirror to see if you recognise who you are

Matt Holck · 14-09-2009 12:10am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ4xALSUysc

Max Power1 · 14-09-2009 12:12am

my laptop is called sabrina. She has great memory when it suits but a slow processor.

Matt Holck · 14-09-2009 12:17am

it's very hard to learn a new language
and despairing when the puzzle does not reward
at least in English I can recognize and skip it

joes girls · 15-09-2009 5:00pm

Im just going to blow everything up!!!

homah_7ft · 09-11-2009 8:44pm

It's whatever Sarky wants it to be.

joes girls · 09-11-2009 8:45pm

Or whatever we make it!!!

sNarah · 11-05-2010 6:39pm

Yoink.

I bet Sarky's urge for closing threads!

****pets herself on the shoulder****

BBDBB · 11-05-2010 8:03pm

thread started in September 09............just think, that CPU is out of date by now:rolleyes:

Kold · 11-05-2010 11:48pm

One of the hard drives already killed itself. Not happy about it. Samsung won't answer my angry emails.

Sarky · 12-05-2010 12:52am

So you've named at least one component SH*TTING DICKNIPPLE WANKBUCKET?

Matt Holck · 12-05-2010 1:30am

https://www-s.ks.uiuc.edu/Research/vmd/allversions/repimages/

http://www.specialchem4coatings.com/tc/paint-stripping/index.aspx?id=formulate

I'm not sure what this forum is or what it's for

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