The sandwich woman

Dublindude69

You all may not believe me but this woman actully exists. She's an old woman who buys premade sandwiches then walks around town and goes into pubs, fast food joints and stuffs the sandwiches into the toilets blocking them.
Anyone else ever have an encounter with this woman?

tanyaog2007

:eek: ha ha thats classic

cathysworld

Sounds like she has a screw loo-se

AnonoBoy

Yes. Yes I have.

And you don't want to even know where she stuffed that Chicken Tikka on White. :eek:

ScumLord

I'm more worried about toilets that are so easily clogged and why she wouldn't just use a loaf of bread like I do.

In All Fairness

You may not believe this but I used to know two very fit young women. We would often go for a "burger" on a Saturday night....


*never a sandwich,stop tellin' lies*

Kold

... In Dublin I assume? Location helps.

bronte

Haha! What a freak!

Ruu_Old

Help us all if it is whole wheat! :eek:

Tea_Bag

The sandwich woman? when did they stop calling her Mary Harney?

Wazdakka

One day..

When I have invented a way to transmit physical pain to people over the internet,
The people who start threads like this will pay.

Obviously after I have made my millions in E-sence porn.

Naos

bash.org guy said it better.

Heisenberg.

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cathysworld

Scien wrote: »

How can you have a Sandwich thats not premade?

If u buy the ingredients and make it yourself??

Mrmoe

cathysworld wrote: »

Sounds like she has a screw loo-se

Or one sandwich short of a picnic basket

This_Years_Love

No, but I have encountered 'The Egg Man'. He's obivously got a severe mental illness. He walks around screaming out the word 'eggs' all the time. I've never heard him utter any other words. Egg seems to be the only word he knows. He seems to be homeless cause I've seem him sleeping in bus shelters a few times. I was behind him in the queue in the spar once and his reply to everything the fella at the checkout asked him was "Egggs!" I know it was bad but I couldn't stop myself from laughing. Even the checkout fella was having a laughing fit.

Rented Mule

I've clogged quite a few toilets with sandwiches in my day....usually the next day.

ejmaztec

I bet the old lady's bread bin is full of sh1t.

TPD

cathysworld wrote: »

If u buy the ingredients and make it yourself??

It's not a sandwich before its made.

truecrippler

Tea_Bag wrote: »

The sandwich woman? when did they stop calling her Mary Harney?

Because she would have eaten it?..

NedTermo

My own sandwich based pun.

/leaves

FlutterinBantam

Why doesn't she eat a few tuna sarnies, pop down the trunks, and clog the shítter with a big soft ripe one??

Tsk tsk.. people today

Handsome Bob

Scien wrote: »

How can you have a Sandwich thats not premade?

I imagine he's referring to packaged sandwiches rather than sandwiches that are made on the spot in Delis.

genericguy

Tea_Bag wrote: »

The sandwich woman? when did they stop calling her Mary Harney?

as if harney would waste food. in fact, the only reason all these new taxes are coming in is so we can't buy food, and it'll all be left for her.


oh, i'm implying that she's a fat cnut by the way.

itsallaboutheL

NedTermo wrote: »

My own sandwich based pun.

/leaves

*groans*

Could be worse, she may graduate to putting sodium polyacrylate down them instead.