Free Stripshow when you open a Back account

JONJO THE MISER

On Livline now, if you open a ulster bank student account in tallaght you get a free ticket for a stripper.

Turd Ferguson

Threads like this make me cry a little that the yore ma posts are banned

AnonoBoy

Hey I've got to get business somehow and I'd like to thank the good folks at Ulster Bank for helping me out.

Now where's my sparkly g-string gone?

My name is URL

Ulster ****

Carroller16

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

On Livline now, if you open a ulster bank student account in tallaght you get a free ticket for a stripper.

Now you know what to do on your last day in Ireland

Euro_Kraut

Carroller16 wrote: »

Now you know what to do on your last day in Ireland

Spend it listening to Joe Duffy?

Lord Trollington

"its on the screen...."

AnonoBoy

My name is URL wrote: »

Ulster ****

Ulster sit-on-your-hands-and-don't-touch-the-girls-or-we'll-take-you-out-the-back-and-box-your-face-in Bank more like.

Ok. Yours was better.

jester77

After the strip show is over and you agree to open an account the bank manager will say...

let's shake on it...

son.of.jimi

Had to be done!

*NSFW*

In All Fairness

Jaysus would ya just open the bank account and go? We've only three strippers and y'knew we only had three strippers. And two of them are busy signing up the new accounts....and y'knew that.

Slow Motion

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

On Livline now, if you open a ulster bank student account in tallaght you get a free ticket for a stripper.

<Joe>
"Gooooooddddaafternoontoyouuuucaller..........."
"So she took off all of her clothes and sat on your lap? Sure, sure, sure! And she put your face between her boobies and moved your head back and forth you say? Sure, sure, sure!
And how did that make you feel caller?"
<Joe>

tanyaog2007

i only got a 100e for opening mine ha ha

citizen_p

lol a stripper..what next....a half ounce with every junior saver account

phasers

If I open a student account will I get 100 quid and a strip show?

If so, can I request the €100 in fivers?

ScumLord

phasers wrote: »

If I open a student account will I get 100 quid and a strip show?

If so, can I request the €100 in fivers?

No they IBB the money directly into her knickers.

javaboy

Nice to see that bailout money finally being put to good use.

IvySlayer

I see they've moved into sperm banking...

im sorry

CantGetNoSleep

Raging I already have an account

phasers

It's on RTÉ news now, some fat whiny auld one made a load of fuss about nothing

AnonoBoy

Won't somebody please think of the strippers?!!!

brummytom

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Won't somebody please think of the strippers?!!!

*sigh*

If I have to

TheZohanS

Marie Hegarty from Terenure is not gonna like this one bit!!

Sharpshooter

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Won't somebody please think of the strippers?!!!

Don't want to be the only one?
:pac:

Unpossible

What a legendary student union

edit: forgot the innuendo joke
umm, spankster bank ?


sigh, and I had such high hopes for my life back in college

AnonoBoy

brummytom wrote: »

*sigh*

If I have to

Bang! I set it up and Brummy knocks it out of the park.

The kid's learning fast!

RMD

Only in Ireland type moment.

And I thought free rifles with bank accounts was crazy, well we've out done them yanks this time.

Euro_Kraut

RTE news report here: http://www.rte.ie/news/2009/0909/6news_av.html?2607247,null,230

Somebody's mother has made there kids life a living hell for the next few months on campus. Poor fella is going to get some slagging.

Does she really expect that here little darling will never see another women boobs?

Anyways the show has been canceled and the offer withdrawn. Our children are safe once more from attractive women dancing in bar.

galwayrush

I think Ulster Bank were reminding members that they may end up stripped naked by the time the bank is finished with them.:rolleyes:

hatrickpatrick

This is why uptight social conservatives piss me off so much. on't want to watch someone strip for whatever reason? Don't watch it! You have no right to tell others what to do with their own lives though.

I've always hoped that type of attitude was on its way out and would more or less die with the last generation... Is this just wishful thinking or what?

I mean I for one don't get remotely "shocked" when someone uses the F word for example - will I eventually end up like my parents who act as if you've just shot someone?

Slow Motion

Euro_Kraut wrote: »

RTE news report here: http://www.rte.ie/news/2009/0909/6news_av.html?2607247,null,230

Somebody's mother has made there kids life a living hell for the next few months on campus. Poor fella is going to get some slagging.

Does she really expect that here little darling will never see another women boobs?

Anyways the show has been canceled and the offer withdrawn. Our children are safe once more from attractive women dancing in bar.

Yeah, now they will have to put up with the ugly drunk pigs in Coppers like everyone else!