Really seriously

Terry

The sea was angry that day, my friends... Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out, and suddenly...the great beast appeared before me. I tell you, he was ten stories high if he was a foot! As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish.

javaboy

Aaaaaaar!

Michellenman

w.t.f.

Kiera

Stop drinking!

AckwelFoley

yes. Ok i will.

RHunce

aaaaaarrrrghhhh you reeeaaaallllly serious??

Latchy

You had a fish supper ?

pikachucheeks

Reminds me of that Elizabeth Bishop poem...

phasers

giz a hug

citizen_p

what did you do...eat him???

LadyJ

Fair play to ya.

bigeasyeah

Costanza!

Jumpy

Ill show you a white whale!
*drops pants* *dives in* *floats to the surface arse first*

Super-Rush

I'm going fishing tomorrow

martyboy48

Captain birds eye advert?????

Kess73

Bit of a Seinfeld fan then

Schism

Is this a dramatisation of your latest fap? :pac:

anniehoo

javaboy wrote: »

Aaaaaaar!

Talking like a pirate day isnt till the 19th..seriously http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

Prof.Badass

Wait, if this was posted by a mod, then who's gonna lock the thread .

brummytom

D'you want a hug Terry?

javaboy

anniehoo wrote: »

Talking like a pirate day isnt till the 19th..seriously http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

Sorry I meant to say Yaaaar not Aaaaar. I'm always mixing up pirates and legitimate law abiding seafarers.

TriciaDelicia

Go on ye good thing ye!

What did you do next? I'm on th edge of my seat.

This is much better than the last 'Seriously' thread.

Aldebaran

I need about tree fiddy

Latchy

Just another average quiet night in casualty in AH

Sharpshooter

The great white is back and he's circling the waters.

Just when you thought it was safe to venture into After Hours.

Terry

Jumpy wrote: »

Ill show you a white whale!
*drops pants* *dives in* *floats to the surface arse first*

Can't stand ya.

Agent Smith

Terry wrote: »

The sea was angry that day, my friends... Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out, and suddenly...the great beast appeared before me. I tell you, he was ten stories high if he was a foot! As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish.

thats it...



I'm hard

TheZohanS

Terry wrote: »

I said, "Easy, big fella!"

He was lucky enough so; had you said "careful now" he would have been on his way to a ban.

peasant

Well then, from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me, tossed me like a cork, and I found myself right on top of him! Face to face with the blowhole! I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction! (George pulls an object out of his coat - the one golf ball that Kramer managed to hit into the ocean. Jerry and Elaine stare in astonishment. Kramer looks a little sheepish.)
Kramer: (In disbelief) What, is that a Titleist?
(George nods.)
Kramer: Hole in one, huh?

bronte

Terrence, I have missed thou.

AckwelFoley

Pics or gtfo?

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