Morning Breath

pikachucheeks · 08-09-2009 1:17pm #1

I went to see Michael McIntyre in The Olympia last night. He did a whole skit on morning breath...

You brush your teeth before bed, floss, use mouthwash etc ... So, WHY when you wake up, does your breath smell like you've potentially "drank from the toilet"?

Does anyone have any suggestions on why this happens?

08-09-2009 1:19pm

I pick my arse in my sleep and chew on it.

It explains mine anyway.

Wazdakka · 08-09-2009 1:21pm

TaDaaa!!

In most cases (85–90%), bad breath originates in the mouth itself. The intensity of bad breath differs during the day, due to eating certain foods (such as garlic, onions, meat, fish, and cheese), obesity, smoking, and alcohol consumption. Because the mouth is exposed to less oxygen and is inactive during the night, the odor is usually worse upon awakening ("morning breath").

Sleipnir · 08-09-2009 1:22pm

Here's your answer.

copacetic · 08-09-2009 1:23pm

Wazdakka wrote: »

TaDaaa!!

when someone says TaDaaa! a wikipedia link is the last thing you expect. well played sir.

humanji · 08-09-2009 1:23pm

The internet knows all and tells all: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081018104545AAFgcZE

pikachucheeks · 08-09-2009 1:24pm

Sleipnir wrote: »

Here's your answer.

Well, that's all too obvious, isn't it?

It's much more fun to ask people on Boards and hear their suggestions, as insane as they normally are.

Wazdakka · 08-09-2009 1:26pm

Also..

Because I drink from the Toilet.

latenia · 08-09-2009 1:30pm

An even greater mystery is the popularity of Michael McIntyre-that fckr is profoundly unfunny.

Sleipnir · 08-09-2009 1:33pm

pikachucheeks wrote: »

Well, that's all too obvious, isn't it?

It's much more fun to ask people on Boards and hear their suggestions, as insane as they normally are.

There's nothing fun about TRENCHMOUTH!

petes · 08-09-2009 1:33pm

latenia wrote: »

An even greater mystery is the popularity of Michael McIntyre-that fckr is profoundly unfunny.

I disagree.

Zadkiel · 08-09-2009 1:35pm

Insurgent wrote: »

I disagree.

I think he's funny too. Its his delivery more than anything else.

Aidric · 08-09-2009 1:39pm

Zadkiel wrote: »

Its his delivery more than anything else.

I'd like to deliver him a humour transplant and a few stab wounds.

Zadkiel · 08-09-2009 1:40pm

Sleipnir wrote: »

There's nothing fun about TRENCHMOUTH!

And Jennifer Love Hewitt has it....seriously how do they find this sh1t out?:eek:

pikachucheeks · 08-09-2009 1:40pm

latenia wrote: »

An even greater mystery is the popularity of Michael McIntyre-that fckr is profoundly unfunny.

He was brilliant last night. He's really good at accents and his energy is amazing. He was jumping around on the stage for an hour and a half!

Can't wait to go to my next stand-up show now... Dylan Moran, hopefully

Zadkiel · 08-09-2009 1:40pm

Aidric wrote: »

I'd like to deliver him a humour transplant and a few stab wounds.

A bit harsh, I did lol though

Zadkiel · 08-09-2009 1:42pm

pikachucheeks wrote: »

He was brilliant last night. He's really good at accents and his energy is amazing. He was jumping around on the stage for an hour and a half!

Can't wait to go to my next stand-up show now... Dylan Moran, hopefully

Dylan Moran is hilarious.....and he looks like he gets morning breath....so its on topic! Win win. Enjoy!

Sleipnir · 08-09-2009 1:44pm

Zadkiel wrote: »

And Jennifer Love Hewitt has it....seriously how do they find this sh1t out?:eek:

I'd still snog her though. Rosanne Barr...? not so much....

Twee. · 08-09-2009 1:44pm

Yuck, the only thing worse than morning breath is retainer morning breath. It's so bad.

Porkpie · 08-09-2009 1:47pm

I talk a load of sh*te in my sleep. That explains it for me.

brummytom · 08-09-2009 1:51pm

I'm going to see Michael Mcintyre in a month today.. thanks for spoiling it pika

deco05ie · 08-09-2009 1:54pm

I've heard it's from eating too late before you go to sleep and the smell is coming from your stomach digesting the food while you sleep.

You shouldn't be eating for at least 2 hours before you go to sleep anyway.

pikachucheeks · 08-09-2009 2:30pm

Twee. wrote: »

Yuck, the only thing worse than morning breath is retainer morning breath. It's so bad.

Oh GOD. I'll be getting one after my tracks come off...

brummytom wrote: »

I'm going to see Michael Mcintyre in a month today.. thanks for spoiling it pika

I didn't spoil anything, you little brat! :P A lot of his material from last night was relating to an Irish audience, so it wouldn't be relevant to you foreign lot!

TPD · 08-09-2009 3:19pm

pikachucheeks wrote: »

Oh GOD. I'll be getting one after my tracks come off...

Really is nasty. I'd hate to have a retainer again, luckily it got stepped on :P

NedTermo · 08-09-2009 3:27pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SJkHnjqIH4

Naos · 08-09-2009 4:11pm

latenia wrote: »

An even greater mystery is the popularity of Michael McIntyre-that fckr is profoundly unfunny.

Disagree.

Check him out on TopGear, very funny.

I always thought it's because you're not drinking water at night/mouth's inactive so bacteria have time to multiply.

silvervixen84 · 08-09-2009 4:19pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUjCF4rgNFA

maybe it's the spiders that crawl into your mouth while you're asleep :eek:

El Guapo! · 08-09-2009 5:38pm

pikachucheeks wrote: »

Does anyone have any suggestions on why this happens?

DUH!! Everyone knows the "morning-breath-fairies" fly around during the night and Tea-Bag you while your sleeping......What are they teaching in schools these days?!!:rolleyes:

Poor Uncle Tom · 08-09-2009 6:02pm

Drink water, brush teeth, floss, mouthwash, off to bed per chance to sleep.....:cool:

brummytom · 08-09-2009 6:09pm

silvervixen84 wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUjCF4rgNFA

Who was that meant to be then?

IvySlayer · 08-09-2009 6:12pm

I love the skit with Michael McIntyre going on about the Kings of Leon.

Here

Darling, don't be alarmed!

He's a good singer too.

Latchy · 08-09-2009 6:14pm

Some people while trying to sleep, find it it difficult to breathe through their nose's so will breathe with their mouths open .But the saliva that keeps our mouths moisturised drys up , so this invites bacteria from inhaled /stale air to build up in the throat ,nose and mouth throughout the night ...hence dry mouth next morning .

I once told a lady friend to keep her mouth closed throughout the night as you never know what might sneak in there while asleep

FlutterinBantam · 08-09-2009 7:21pm

Eating your girlfriends sloppy box before you go to sleep is guaranteed to give you a fairly rancid gob next morning.

Latchy · 08-09-2009 7:26pm

A knob in her mouth aint going to help much either ,,,,,,,opps this isin't the Thunderdrome thread

Gummy Panda · 08-09-2009 7:27pm

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Eating your girlfriends sloppy box before you go to sleep is guaranteed to give you a fairly rancid gob next morning.

maybe she should wash it before you dine

FlutterinBantam · 08-09-2009 7:31pm

She should, but the flap juice will grease her up again in no time.

In fairness to the distaff side, an intake of big thick bell girdled with ripe knob cheese won't do her any favours in the morning either.

A gargle with TCP maybe.

pikachucheeks · 08-09-2009 8:33pm

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

She should, but the flap juice will grease her up again in no time.

In fairness to the distaff side, an intake of big thick bell girdled with ripe knob cheese won't do her any favours in the morning either.

A gargle with TCP maybe.

"knob cheese"? - Have some class, man!

It's smegma...

FlutterinBantam · 08-09-2009 8:43pm

incorrect honey- smegma lubricates the glans, and allows intercourse to occur by facilitating the movement of the foreskin along the glans.

knob cheese or "bell butter" accumulates behind the head of the glans and lodges in the area behind the flange.

can get very "ripe" if left uncleaned for a period and hence can give the female a very fluffy mouth the morning after a bout of fellatio.

Check it out.

pikachucheeks · 08-09-2009 8:48pm

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

knob cheese or "bell butter" accumulates behind the head of the glans and lodges in the area behind the flange.

can get very "ripe" if left uncleaned for a period and hence can give the female a very fluffy mouth the morning after a bout of fellatio.

... That's a quote from Dr Phil's homepage, isn't it?

Novella · 08-09-2009 9:55pm

Morning breath is caused by an accumulation of biofilm on the tongue, teeth, gums and throat! Duh!

It was invented to stop men forcing their partners to indulge in a quickie before work. Then came doggie style!

Morning Breath

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