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Tourists Toilet

  • 08-09-2009 12:35pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭


    http://www.independent.ie/world-news/asia-pacific/ayres-rock-used-by-tourists-as-a-toilet-1881005.html
    Thousands of tourists from all over the world climb Australia’s Ayres Rock every year.

    But is seems that, once atop of the Northern Territory monolith, visitors are taking more than photographs.

    Tour guides have accused some tourists of using the rock, which is considered to be a sacred site to local aborigines, “as a toilet”.

    Andrew Simpson, general manager of the Aboriginal-owned Anangu Waai tour company, said tourists had been defecating on the rock.

    “That’s been going on for years,” he told the Northern Territory News.

    “When people climb up the top of the rock there’s no toilet facilities up there.”

    The climb takes at least half a hour each way, but Mr Simpson said no matter how desperate climbers were, it was not acceptable to use the rock as a lavatory.

    Ayres Rock, or Uluru, is sacred for the local Anangu people, to whom the land was handed back in 1985.

    “They get out of sight ... (and) most of them have a toilet roll tucked away,” he claimed.

    “They’re ******** on a sacred site.”

    The allegations of misuse could increase the chances of the rock closed to climbers.

    Mr Simpson’s claims were made in a submission on the draft Uluru-Kata Tjuta national park management plan, which includes a proposal to ban climbing on the 348-metre-high rock.

    The Uluru-Kata Tjuta National Park called for an end to people making the arduous trek up the monolith earlier this year, citing cultural, environmental and safety concerns.

    It sparked immediate debate over the future of the climb, which is seen by many as a drawcard for the 350,000 tourists who visit the rock each year.

    Submissions on the plan closed last Friday. Peter Garrett, the environment minister, will consider more than 150 of them before making a decision next year.

    Kevin Rudd, the prime minister, has said he believed the climb should not be closed.

    They're shítting on a sacred site :pac:

    brilliant :D


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Ye wouldn't be allowed take a crap atop St Peters....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,227 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    The turd wonder of the world.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    Ayers Rock rebranded as 'use-as-loo'.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,558 ✭✭✭netwhizkid


    Uluru rebranded as 'use-as-loo'.

    FYP!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    If more people took a dump in that place maybe they could grow some trees so the place wouldn't look so barren. From poo comes life.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,106 ✭✭✭✭TestTransmission


    When I was there our guide told us not to climb the rock anyway as the aboriginal people find it very insulting we would do so.
    Instead I walked around it,took bloody ages


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭Archeron


    ScumLord wrote: »
    If more people took a dump in that place maybe they could grow some trees so the place wouldn't look so barren. From poo comes life.

    Kerry Katona proves this.

    Anyway, wouldnt it be more fun to do it in a bag then throw it over the side and see who you hit?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭K4t


    Arrrse rock......:pac:.....:o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Archeron wrote: »
    Kerry Katona proves this.

    Anyway, wouldnt it be more fun to do it in a bag then throw it over the side and see who you hit?
    I suppose if the Aboriginals start getting hit with flying bags of poo from above they might not have such a problem with people leaving it on top of the rock.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    lol build a public toilet on top then :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭RHunce


    haha aboriginies (spl?) would definitely be im impressed then :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    When I climbed it in 2002, I had a doz. VB cans with me.

    Got a bit of a "tug" just short of the summit ridge,so slipped behind a outcrop, opened the can, drank it, then opened the top with my can opener.

    Jammed it tight to the badge and blew out the lot.

    Nice and neat into a crack in the rocks and no spirits disturbed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,227 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    When I climbed it in 2002, I had a doz. VB cans with me.

    Got a bit of a "tug" just short of the summit ridge,so slipped behind a outcrop, opened the can, drank it, then opened the top with my can opener.

    Jammed it tight to the badge and blew out the lot.

    Nice and neat into a crack in the rocks and no spirits disturbed.

    I bet that before you arrived there, Ayers Rock was no bigger than the holy stone of Clonrichert.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Ayres Rock?

    Ayres Poop more like.
    Ayres Plop more like
    Ayres Dump more like

    Ah sh*te I can't think of one good pun. :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    So no one was pssing on this until the Irish economy went south ?

    Must be a slow news day in Australia.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    Wait.

    If people bring toilet paper with them then they must have gone up there specifically with the intention of doing it :confused:.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,227 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Ayres Rock?

    Ayres Poop more like.
    Ayres Plop more like
    Ayres Dump more like

    Ah sh*te I can't think of one good pun. :mad:

    How about a mountaineer climbing the north faeces of it?:P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Nodin wrote: »
    Ye wouldn't be allowed take a crap atop St Peters....
    True, but that might be down to practicality.

    Certainly, the basilica has been defaced in other ways ...
    emmm... in the toilets in St. Peters Basilica in Rome. It was a school trip.
    That one didn't stay secret very long.
    on a school trip to Rome in 5th year I masturbated in St. Peters Basillica. But in the toilets. Not on the alter or anything.
    :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Ayres Rock?

    Ayres Poop more like.
    Ayres Plop more like
    Ayres Dump more like

    Ah sh*te I can't think of one good pun. :mad:


    Ayres mi bogroll?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    True, but that might be down to practicality.
    Completely down to practicality, it's just not really doable. You can poop all over the inside of it though.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    At least it is better than doing a poo at Pauls house.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Mrmoe wrote: »
    At least it is better than doing a poo at Pauls house.
    Pampers are bringing out a counter add with the tag line "shutup and shit your pants like a normal child!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 512 ✭✭✭wilson10


    RHunce wrote: »



    They're sitting on a sacred sh*te


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,369 ✭✭✭Thephantomsmask


    U-loo-ru


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,574 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    vinylmesh wrote: »
    If people bring toilet paper with them then they must have gone up there specifically with the intention of doing it :confused:.
    So that how its so big now.


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