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Pearls

  • 08-09-2009 1:13am
    #1
    dylano_k
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭


    Anyone else getting turned on by the new tampon add? I never tought i would before but that chick in it is bleeding gorgeous !! Change from the sweaty women riding bikes and in the gym with their wings.


Comments

  • #2
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Nothing on the Hitler Aids ad.


  • #3
    Iang87
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,181 ✭✭✭Iang87


    no, the fundamental meaning behind it is that her vagina is bleeding, not attractive


  • #4
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    Iang87 wrote: »
    no, the fundamental meaning behind it is that her vagina is bleeding, not attractive

    Maybe they just put a refuse sack over the mattress.


  • #5
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    I once gave my girlfriend a necklace made entirely from pearls.


  • #6
    Iang87
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,181 ✭✭✭Iang87


    SoupyNorman wrote: »
    Maybe they just put a refuse sack over the mattress.

    ooh just you wait until the female mods get here they wont take kindly to your sexual options.
    FearDark wrote: »
    I once gave my girlfriend a necklace made entirely from pearls.

    as did i she replied with punching me in the face, true love


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  • #7
    In All Fairness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 515 ✭✭✭In All Fairness


    FearDark wrote: »
    I once gave my girlfriend a necklace made entirely from pearls.

    Did they not roll all over the place?


  • #8
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    FearDark wrote: »
    I once gave my girlfriend a necklace made entirely from pearls.


    Were those real pearls or are your referring to your semen?


  • #9
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    FearDark wrote: »
    I once gave my girlfriend a necklace made entirely from pearls.

    When did you start going out with Jackie Onassis?


  • #10
    truecrippler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭truecrippler


    SoupyNorman wrote: »
    Were those real pearls or are your referring to your semen?

    Nope, it only counts if it's on her chest.


  • #11
    kmart6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,174 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    FearDark wrote: »
    I once gave my girlfriend a necklace made entirely from pearls.
    Weird....I gave her one too!


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  • #12
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    In All Fairness wrote: »
    Did they not roll all over the place?
    SoupyNorman wrote: »
    Were those real pearls or are your referring to your semen?

    Your all VERY slow tonight...

    Yes, yes I did mean my semen.


  • #13
    truecrippler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭truecrippler


    FearDark wrote: »
    Your all VERY slow tonight...

    Yes, yes I did mean my semen.

    Who's slow?


  • #14
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    FearDark wrote: »
    Your all VERY slow tonight...

    Yes, yes I did mean my semen.

    What? like in a boat? i dont get it?


  • #15
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Senna wrote: »
    What? like in a boat? i dont get it?
    Seriously?

    Ill break it down for you into one picture so you understand...
    semen.jpg
    Semen.


  • #16
    truecrippler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭truecrippler


    FearDark wrote: »
    Seriously?

    Ill break it down for you into one picture so you understand...
    semen.jpg
    Semen.

    Jahsus, I think you've got the wrong end of the stick... Ooops.


  • #17
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    FearDark wrote: »
    semen.jpg

    Now i get ya, why didn't you just say spunk?


  • #18
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Iang87 wrote: »
    no, the fundamental meaning behind it is that her vagina is bleeding, not attractive
    Speak for yourself buddy.


  • #19
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    truecrippler wrote: »
    Jahsus, I think you've got the wrong end of the stick... Ooops.

    I have a strange sence of humour, its best just to ignore me :D


  • #20
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    There's an advert in Canada for sanitary towels and it opens with it literally absorbing a gigantic tempest. I lol'd every time. Not as good as the Ultra Downy adverts though. Heh.. Ultra Downy.


  • #21
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Kold wrote: »
    Speak for yourself buddy.

    Bleedin' attractive?


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  • #22
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Whys the liquid in these ads always blue??

    Newsflash ad people, blood is RED!


  • #23
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    I'm asshamed to say i googled tempest and now i'm even more confused:confused:


  • #24
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Jemma Strong Goatee wrote: »
    Bleedin' attractive?
    Some girls can be bloody horny at their time of the month..


  • #25
    laugh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,745 ✭✭✭laugh


    Kold wrote: »
    Some girls can be bloody horny at their time of the month..

    They can feck off and use their dildo.


  • #26
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    laugh wrote: »
    They can feck off and use the dildo.


    fyp


    You should'nt imply ownership.


  • #27
    truecrippler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭truecrippler


    laugh wrote: »
    They can feck off and use their dildo.

    Jesus... calm down now would ya?


  • #28
    In All Fairness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 515 ✭✭✭In All Fairness


    FearDark wrote: »
    Your all VERY slow tonight...

    Yes, yes I did mean my semen.

    Re-read my post. I was deliberately misunderstanding you so I could make a funny about a pearl necklace made ENTIRELY of pearls (no string to hold them together).

    Ah fcukit. It wasn't funny before I had to explain.:(


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