Any traffic wardens,tv licence inspectors on boards?

flanum · 07-09-2009 4:13am #1

Seriously.. if ye knew someone that was a licence inspector or a traffic warden..... what kind of fcukers are they??? you want to be some kind of an abused nazi or something to take a job like that...!

so any boardsies here got a relation with an embarrassing nazi job??

cuppa · 07-09-2009 4:19am

id take any job

Helix · 07-09-2009 4:20am

flanum wrote: »

Seriously.. if ye knew someone that was a licence inspector or a traffic warden..... what kind of fcukers are they???

employed ones?

Jesus Wept · 07-09-2009 4:35am

I'm sure I'd have a laugh with it.

Schism · 07-09-2009 4:51am

Hey everybody's gotta start somewhere, Darth Vader started out as a traffic warden you know.

TheIrishGrover · 07-09-2009 6:17am

I'm a traffic warden by day. But by night I'm...... THE INSPECTOR.
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I kill babies at the weekend for a laugh

galwayrush · 07-09-2009 7:22am

TheIrishGrover wrote: »

1,I'm a traffic warden by day.
2,But by night I'm...... THE INSPECTOR.
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3,I kill babies at the weekend for a laugh

At least you listed them in order of severity.:D

thomond2006 · 07-09-2009 7:29am

I'm the Minister for Health.

/eats second backbencher

/farts and calls ambulance

mukki · 07-09-2009 7:32am

i'm not a traffic warden or tv licence inspector

but i'm still a prick

ynotdu · 07-09-2009 7:47am

flanum wrote: »

Seriously.. if ye knew someone that was a licence inspector or a traffic warden..... what kind of fcukers are they??? you want to be some kind of an abused nazi or something to take a job like that...!

so any boardsies here got a relation with an embarrassing nazi job??

Your ip adress has been logged and WE will get YOUR adress from your isp,WE will then lurk around your home until WE catch YOU(excuses about Grannies will NOT be accepted)WE will then haul YOU through the courts and force YOU to pay a fine as well as the licence fee.

Also you have offended fine upstanding law enforcers of the State and are now on OUR list.

PS:Who is that guy standing beside your car?

The Big Red Button · 07-09-2009 7:52am

I am friends with the traffic warden who's known around town as being the biggest a$$hole.

He's one of the loveliest, funniest, most generous and decent men I have ever met! An absolute gentleman.

ynotdu · 07-09-2009 8:01am

chatterpillar wrote: »

I am friends with the traffic warden who's known around town as being the biggest a$$hole.

He's one of the loveliest, funniest, most generous and decent men I have ever met! An absolute gentleman.

Aw yeah i know him,i have passed brown envelopes to him:D

fact remains though that his a$$hole is HUGH!:D:D:D

Driver 8 · 07-09-2009 8:22am

Why would an abused Nazi want to ensure people have tv licences? It was hardly a key component of the final solution, or did I sleep through that part in school?

And I'd imagine most Nazi jobs are "embarassing", wouldn't you? Can't say I see Uncle Klaus the Jew Killer being mentioned much in the family Christmas letter...

Frankly, I'm beginning to question the very shaky premise you've brought up of a link between German National Socialism in the 30s and 40s and the ensurance that televisions have licences and cars are correctly parked.

Please clarify said premise or I'm afraid I will be no longer subscribing to your newsletter

Sanjuro · 07-09-2009 10:28am

ynotdu wrote: »

Aw yeah i know him,i have passed brown envelopes to him:D

fact remains though that his a$$hole is HUGH!:D:D:D

Why would he name his a$$hole Hugh? There are better names than that.

Hogzy · 07-09-2009 11:07am

Jez lads ye remind me of pre adolescents who constantly go around saying they hate the gardai.

Maybe ye wouldnt hate them so much if ye STOPPED BREAKING THE LAW!:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Prof.Badass · 07-09-2009 11:18am

flanum wrote: »

Seriously.. if ye knew someone that was a licence inspector or a traffic warden..... what kind of fcukers are they??? you want to be some kind of an abused nazi or something to take a job like that...!

so any boardsies here got a relation with an embarrassing nazi job??

tv licence inspectors?
traffic wardens?

bah.

It's those paramedics who are the real cúnts

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ynotdu · 07-09-2009 11:24am

Hogzy wrote: »

Jez lads ye remind me of pre adolescents who constantly go around saying they hate the gardai.

Maybe ye wouldnt hate them so much if ye STOPPED BREAKING THE LAW!:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

It is a well known fact that the law can be a HUGH a$$ !

Seloth · 07-09-2009 6:30pm

Hogzy wrote: »

Jez lads ye remind me of pre adolescents who constantly go around saying they hate the gardai.

Maybe ye wouldnt hate them so much if ye STOPPED BREAKING THE LAW!:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Since when is it only "pre adolescents"?,cause I constantly ehar knackers of my age or around saying it :pac:((Im 18 btw))

I guess everyone hates em as their part of the law thats just plainly retarded at some points...and they can be pricks allot of times but ti dosent mean there are a few ledgends out there too.

AckwelFoley · 07-09-2009 6:36pm

..apparently im a child molesting serial rapist with a penchant for Necrophilia on tuesdays and thursdays...

It would still be worse to be a tv licence inspector on boards.ie

Corkfeen · 07-09-2009 7:39pm

Lads this threads absurd, the tv license man is an omnipresence. He knows more than santa and is a demon of the night. Though, everyone seems to be on boards so I assume we have a few.

poisonated · 07-09-2009 7:48pm

a job is a job.These jobs need to be done.Well I don't agree with the tv licence inspector,put some decent shows on RTE and I'd change my opinion.I was on the luas the other day and the ticket inspector came on.There were a few spanish students and your man started speaking Irish to them.It was pretty funny.

javaboy · 07-09-2009 7:49pm

Mods are like e-clampers.

Lemag · 07-05-2010 1:13pm

Does anyone know if tv licence inspectors make weekend visits?

Any traffic wardens,tv licence inspectors on boards?

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