Funniest prank call:

SoulReaperDan1 · 06-09-2009 2:19am #1

I work in a Domino's and we get the odd prank every now and then. There's tedious ones stemming from legendary pranks scott mills did to a scottish pizza place (youtube them they're great) where customer asks: Do you do-liver?
Yeah.
Can I have a liver and pineapple pizza then please.

Or, Do you do take-aways?
Yeah.
What's 4 take away 2.

But the best one I've heard happened the other night when a normal sounding girl said to me in the calmest possible voice: "Eh, hi, listen I'm so horny I could f*** a horse, and was just wondering if there was anything you could do to help me". To which I responded with much laughter.:D

Anyone ever gotten/given any excellent prank calls such as this?

06-09-2009 2:23am

SoulReaperDan1 wrote: »

But the best one I've heard happened the other night when a normal sounding girl said to me in the calmest possible voice: "Eh, hi, listen I'm so horny I could f*** a horse, and was just wondering if there was anything you could do to help me". To which I responded with much laughter.:D
?

what? you didn't send her out a twelve inch?

Run_to_da_hills · 06-09-2009 2:24am

Dublin zoo is apparently inundated with them

Ruu_Old · 06-09-2009 2:29am

An old lady (sounded like she was going to keel over any minute) went through an application for a credit card with me when I used to do telemarketing. She told me her name was Seymour Butts, I put the application through anyway. It made my day.

FearDark · 06-09-2009 2:47am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0TxfwB3BWQ

In All Fairness · 06-09-2009 2:58am

I'd have to say, I find prank calls up there with funny t-shirts,practical jokes and dental work when it comes to humour.

FearDark · 06-09-2009 3:00am

In All Fairness wrote: »

I'd have to say, I find prank calls up there with funny t-shirts,practical jokes and dental work when it comes to humour.

Dont forget plate spinning.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 06-09-2009 3:31am

FearDark wrote: »

Dont forget plate spinning.

and juggling, don't forget juggling.

In All Fairness · 06-09-2009 4:01am

The official ranking of who gets punched first is:

1. Practical Joker

2. Prank Caller

3. Juggler

4. Plate Spinner

5. Funny t-shirt wearer

A dentist is performing a necessary service on a willing patient so does not qualify as a punchee.

The rankings of 3,4 and 5 can change depending on whether it is done in private(fifth) up to being an Australian street "entertainer".