Do you have a party/pub trick?

NatKingColeslaw

One of my mates likes to snort a hanky up one nostril and then down the other or out her mouth, then pull either end. Yukies!

Do you guys n gals have any neat pub or party trick you like to do after a few?

FearDark

I can tuck my willy between my legs and make it look like i have a fluffy fanny.

Abi

NatKingColeslaw wrote: »

One of my mates likes to snort a hanky up one nostril and then down the other or out her mouth, then pull either end. Yukies!

Her?

Gummy Panda

Break dancing

PirateShampoo

I can puke in my shoe and drink it.

Prof.Badass

FearDark wrote: »

I can tuck my willy between my legs and make it look like i have a fluffy fanny.

Are there women at this nudist-friendly pub?

NatKingColeslaw

Abigayle wrote: »

Her?

Yes?

Latchy

NatKingColeslaw wrote: »

One of my mates likes to snort a hanky up one nostril and then down the other or out her mouth, then pull either end. Yukies!

Cocaine users have no problem doing that trick ...

P.C.

I can talk to girls and p1ss them off at the same time.

And who said that men can't do two things at once.

AckwelFoley

Taking a punch.

I sometimes challenge anyone to punch me in the gut while i hold 2 pints without spilling them.

Apparently it killed houdini.

trout

snyper wrote: »

I sometimes challenge anyone to punch me in the gut while i hold 2 pints without spilling them.

I'll have to remember that

snyper wrote: »

Apparently it killed houdini.

Why ? Did he spill yore pint ?

StormWarrior

How's this for a party trick (from 2.17 to 2.22)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aKLzY0MQQY

Abi

snyper wrote: »

Taking a punch.

I sometimes challenge anyone to punch me in the gut while i hold 2 pints without spilling them.

I don't need a gun. I've got a Donk

K4t

I take out my cock. It's hit and miss.

Michellenman

NatKingColeslaw wrote: »

One of my mates likes to snort a hanky up one nostril and then down the other or out her mouth, then pull either end. Yukies!

Do you guys n gals have any neat pub or party trick you like to do after a few?

This should be in the 'whats the scummiest thing you've seen' thread... bleugh

liah

Know a guy who can snort a condom up his nose then pull it out the other end.

As for me, I can't really do anything, other than tie a cherry stem (or anything, really) into a knot using only my tongue. But most people can do that.. I think.

Michellenman

liah wrote: »

Know a guy who can snort a condom up his nose then pull it out the other end.

As for me, I can't really do anything, other than tie a cherry stem (or anything, really) into a knot using only my tongue. But most people can do that.. I think.

Yeah, I always thought I was unique being able to do that but then loads of my friends could too.


Bitter disappointment that I'm not as sexy as I thought I was

My name is URL

NatKingColeslaw wrote: »

One of my mates likes to snort a hanky up one nostril and then down the other or out her mouth, then pull either end. Yukies!

Howdyyy Hoooo

AckwelFoley

Abigayle wrote: »

I don't need a gun. I've got a Donk

donkey punch.

lol..

Kingsize

I'll indulge in conversation with strangers whilst discreetly sticking my cock into their unattended pint.
Have you ever seen people leave their pints and stick a bar mat on top - that's cos of me.;)

DubLass

I can lick my nose with my tongue and lick my own nipples does that count?

Neamhshuntasach

My party trick is pulling a girl outta the bar and then disappearing from her bedroom before morning. Pure magic.

dr.bollocko

I do a pretty good elephant impression.
The trick is to make the ears and the trunk. The ears are easy. Just turn your pants pockets inside down. The trunk requires a warm room and a fair measure of whiskey.

Orla K

I've a number of party tricks I can say the alphabet backwards (even when drunk), I can fit my fist in my mouth, I can do that cherry stem thing, I'm double jointed in my hands so I can touch my thumb on my arm (I bet your trying that one now), I can hold my drink in my boobs (can do it with a pint glass too) and I've forgotten the last one.

The Walsho

DubLass wrote: »

I can lick my nose with my tongue and lick my own nipples does that count?

Upload a vid so we can decide. Kthx.

Jay P

I can finish a rubik's cube while drunk.

khmk

I start off with a bit of levitation, and before you know it the vodka's empty and im full on channelling the spirits of various murdered prostitutes who's murders are all still unsolved.

ooh and im really good at scrabble.

FearDark

I can balance a pint on my head forever and walk around the place, talk to people, even do a few dance moves!!

Some dick will ALWAYS knock it off my head though and say "huh huh huh ya fookin eeeeeeeejit huh huh huh"

SV

I talk fluent french when drunk.
Now, before ye start!
I did get an A2 in honours in the leaving but when sober I can't remember a thing..when I get drunk however! I've had full conversations with french students, it's very bizzare
The words and phrases just come naturally, even the grammar is usually correct..

FlutterinBantam

If I see a half used pat of Kerrygold,I can top it up with bellcheese and refold it.

Saw a nun using it on a slice of toast and smacking her lips.

Sofiztikated

I can fit through a regular wire coat hanger.

Don't ask what I was doing when I found out that gem.

Mountain_Surfer

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

If I see a half used pat of Kerrygold,I can top it up with bellcheese and refold it.

Saw a nun using it on a slice of toast and smacking her lips.

That is absolutely revolting! Revolting, and funny!