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v-sign on buttocks?

  • 04-09-2009 6:12pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭


    i was coming home from schipol airport yesterday and as i was waiting a klm girl passed by me.as she passed i was taking the obligatory look at her ass when she flicked a v-sign on her buttocks,very deliberately(the peace sign as opposed to the ****-you sign).as there was no-one else around and she knew i'd be having a gander,i assume the sign was meant for me.
    but what did it mean? :cool:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    Maybe she meant to give you the 'fcuk you' v-sign, but was just a bit dim and didn't grasp direction.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    I just tried it, that's an uncomfortable and awkward position.

    She was probably telling you to GTFO


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    Was it a V or a W? A W on each buttock could have spealt wow, if she bent over of course


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,513 ✭✭✭Sleipnir


    That's the international sign for
    "I'm off to the ladies, why don't you follow me and you can do whatever your heart desires to my pert, sweet buttocks"

    It's a shame you didn't know that OP.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    It means that she has a saggy vagina.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    Sleipnir wrote: »
    That's the international sign for
    "I'm off to the ladies, why don't you follow me and you can do whatever your heart desires to my pert, sweet buttocks"

    It's a shame you didn't know that OP.

    well then i'll be camping in schipol,tom hanks style,in the hope she passes my way again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,513 ✭✭✭Sleipnir


    wudangclan wrote: »
    well then i'll be camping in schipol,tom hanks style,in the hope she passes my way again.

    Er, you might be a while so OKAY!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,227 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    It meant that you're not getting a peace of her ass.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    wudangclan wrote: »
    i was coming home from schipol airport yesterday and as i was waiting a klm girl passed by me.as she passed i was taking the obligatory look at her ass when she flicked a v-sign on her buttocks,very deliberately(the peace sign as opposed to the ****-you sign).as there was no-one else around and she knew i'd be having a gander,i assume the sign was meant for me.
    but what did it mean? :cool:

    No deep and meaningful message here, it was just the bored, gratuitous way you were leering at her, she was just letting you know, that she knew, what you were doing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 873 ✭✭✭Four-Percent


    What do you mean she flicked a V on her ass? did she bend over and stick her hand through her legs?


    or is V dutch for bean?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    What do you mean she flicked a V on her ass? did she bend over and stick her hand through her legs?


    as she glided by she put her left hand on her left buttock,in a v-sign.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    No deep and meaningful message here, it was just the ubiquitous way you were admiring her, she was just letting you know, that she knew, what you were doing.

    fyp


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Well you were there, you get to call it....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 873 ✭✭✭Four-Percent


    wudangclan wrote: »
    as she glided by she put her left hand on her left buttock,in a v-sign.

    She probably just thinks yer a dirty aul fella then!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    I'd say it's some sort of reference to being branded

    Either she's owned by a farmer or she knows she's hawt


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 357 ✭✭MmmmmCheese


    wudangclan wrote: »
    as she glided by she put her left hand on her left buttock,in a v-sign.

    Maybe she had a wedgie and was trying to rearrange?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    she was afraid to talk to you, now shes gonna go home and google 'woman making v sign on her ass in airport' and she'll find this thread and create a boards account so you can live happily ever after.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    she was afraid to talk to you, now shes gonna go home and google 'woman making v sign on her ass in airport' and she'll find this thread and create a boards account so you can live happily ever after.
    Do they have airports and stewardesses in Cloud Cuckoo Land ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,250 ✭✭✭✭Iwasfrozen


    Do they have airports and stewardesses in Cloud Cuckoo Land ?
    Yes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭K4t


    She was telling you how many fingers she wanted.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭demakinz


    i think the important question here is-- had she a nice ass?


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,731 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    She was asking you "Vrijen?" most likely.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,171 ✭✭✭Neamhshuntasach


    She farted. I bet if you followed her you would have seen her sniffing her fingers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,109 ✭✭✭Sarn


    Failing all of the other more likely options she may have been indicating the cost of a good time - €200


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    She was asking you "Vrijen?" most likely.

    i wish oder 'ik wens' ik zou moeten zeggen








    .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    She was giving you the international "lick it" symbol.

    She wanted you to part her cheeks and give her a rim job.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,741 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    What fun would life be if men couldn't leer at young women's asses ? No fun at all. She can flick her V-signs all day, I will still stare


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭00112984


    She has worms and was sticking her thumbs up her arse to scratch it. The positioning of her other fingers into a "V" was coincidental.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    She was trying to confuse you, she'll go home and google for "Woman making V sign on her ass in airport" and laugh at how she got this entire thread full of people curious.

    She'll bookmark it and it'll rest in between "Woman tracing the letter R on her breast in café" and "Women rubbing fist on her forehead in library"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    Double post


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,563 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    it's a secret recognition signal that all transexuals use


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    I thought you were going to say she had that tatood on her ass.

    I'm disappointed now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭flanum


    She was using the "scissors" sign.. meaning she was away to have a ****e and it would probably be a particularly long one(a pipe) and she would need to crimp it off several times for it to fully fit in the jacks bowl!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Yep, thats it.

    She had a large log "on the clutch" and was indicating that to you,which is why she was gliding and couldn't stop to talk.

    The scissors sign meant she had to " cut cable" kinda sharpish.


    Did you not wait for her??


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