just heard the first banger of the year...

120_Minutes

here we go again.

and next door have dogs that would bark at a flys fart, setting off my own dog.

next couple of months are going to be fun.

even as a kid i didnt think bangers were that interesting....how bored can these people be?

Michellenman

Oh no... they'll be going off until December probably.

FlutterinBantam

Annoying people is their chosen way of life.

learn to live with it son.

SV

I swear if any of those little cúnts come anywhere near my dogs I'm going to kill them.

Little fúcktards.

ChocolateSauce

Great, that means it is only a matter of time until the first animal is tortured to death

Rented Mule

Is that one of the symptoms of the swine flu ?

TripleAce

What is a banger? I google it and it came up with some food stuff

SV

The worst is if they just bloody legalised these and taxed them then they could control them.
Instead we just have loads of little muppets getting their hands on them and throwing them at people/animals.

ChocolateSauce

SV wrote: »

The worst is if they just bloody legalised these and taxed them then they could control them.
Instead we just have loads of little muppets getting their hands on them and throwing them at people/animals.

Although I do favour their legalisation (for liberty-related reasons), I don't think it would stop or even reduce the number of violent crimes related to them. How would it?

SV

ChocolateSauce wrote: »

Although I do favour their legalisation (for liberty-related reasons), I don't think it would stop or even reduce the number of violent crimes related to them. How would it?

I think it would because it would highly reduce the people who go to the north and buy these just to sell to the young lads who cause the trouble.

Why would the young lads bother going to them when they could easily have their parents go and buy them and enjoy them with their parents?
Weak reason I know but I believe it's one of them.

zuutroy

TripleAce wrote: »

What is a banger? I google it and it came up with some food stuff

you def have safe search on. loollollolol

Mossy Monk

I have been hearing them on and off for a few months now.

The Citizen

The Halloween season always registers high on the scum scale. Each year, the scum find ways of disrupting the peace by use of fireworks, more specifically "bangers". The scum know the cops will have their hands full, so all-out mayhem is never too far away...
Halloween often reminds me of a particular scumbag I used to battle during the shellsuit years...
It was a cold Halloween night, and scum levels were at an unusual high. The cops were busy tackling bangers, bonfires and booze. One scumbag saw this as an opportunity to capitalise. Using my surveillance technology, I noticed the scum was trying to steal a car a couple of streets away. I quickly made my way to the scene. Utilising my stealth skills, I managed to get access to the car's exhaust pipe. I selected the finest banana from my utility bag trick or treat bag and lodged it in, twarthing the scum's hotwiring efforts. The confused scumbag got out of the car to investigate the problem....and came face to face with....the citizen. Stricken with terror, he ran for his life. He scrambled, screaming around the corner, straight into the arms of the law. The cops assumed he was on drugs after hearing his account of what had happened, but after seeing that his tool bag was full of car jacking equipment, the jig was up. I quickly made my way back to the car to remove the banana, rendering the scumbag's statement as useless. I decided to set off the car alarm to get the attention of the cops and disappeared into the shadows. The cops put 2 and 2 together and arrested the scumbag. The scum was promptly thrown in the slammer that evening, never to be heard from again.
Justice was served.

:mad:

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Ban Saumrai swords, I saw. And Sunbeds. That'll learn 'em.

Kevin Bacon

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Ban Saumrai swords, I saw. And Sunbeds. That'll learn 'em.

Would it just be possible to ban scumbags instead?

WeeBushy

In my very tired state I read the title as "just heard the first gang banger of the year" and was confused as to why it was the first this year and not ever... Oh well, I should really go to sleep

kumate_champ07

SV wrote: »

I swear if any of those little cúnts come anywhere near my dogs I'm going to kill them.

Little fúcktards.

No need to kill your dogs, just keep them inside at night for a while and they'll be grand

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Kevin Bacon wrote: »

Would it just be possible to ban scumbags instead?

Sterrilisation.

SV

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

No need to kill your dogs, just keep them inside at night for a while and they'll be grand

Cheers for the sound advice.

RVD420

LOLZ, The_Citizen has returned!!! :pac:

The Citizen wrote: »

The Halloween season always registers high on the scum scale. Each year, the scum find ways of disrupting the peace by use of fireworks, more specifically "bangers". The scum know the cops will have their hands full, so all-out mayhem is never too far away...
Halloween often reminds me of a particular scumbag I used to battle during the shellsuit years...
It was a cold Halloween night, and scum levels were at an unusual high. The cops were busy tackling bangers, bonfires and booze. One scumbag saw this as an opportunity to capitalise. Using my surveillance technology, I noticed the scum was trying to steal a car a couple of streets away. I quickly made my way to the scene. Utilising my stealth skills, I managed to get access to the car's exhaust pipe. I selected the finest banana from my utility bag trick or treat bag and lodged it in, twarthing the scum's hotwiring efforts. The confused scumbag got out of the car to investigate the problem....and came face to face with....the citizen. Stricken with terror, he ran for his life. He scrambled, screaming around the corner, straight into the arms of the law. The cops assumed he was on drugs after hearing his account of what had happened, but after seeing that his tool bag was full of car jacking equipment, the jig was up. I quickly made my way back to the car to remove the banana, rendering the scumbag's statement as useless. I decided to set off the car alarm to get the attention of the cops and disappeared into the shadows. The cops put 2 and 2 together and arrested the scumbag. The scum was promptly thrown in the slammer that evening, never to be heard from again.
Justice was served.

:mad:

Aidric

Few smells can compare to a few bangers sizzling under a steaming grill on a sunday morning. Even the dog agrees.

120_Minutes

120_Minutes wrote: »

here we go again.

and next door have dogs that would bark at a flys fart, setting off my own dog.

next couple of months are going to be fun.

even as a kid i didnt think bangers were that interesting....how bored can these people be?

You sure it wasn't just an old car! or a farmer carrying out "pest control!"