Abolish Switzerland!

Mr Maroon

Libya leader Col Moammar Khadafy to United Nations: Abolish Switzerland!

Libya's Col. Moammar Khadafy has a beef with Switzerland and plans to ask the United Nations to abolish the tiny Alpine home of milk chocolate, cuckoo clocks and yodeling.

According to Swiss minister Christa Markwalder, Khadafy will demand that Switzerland be wiped off the map when he comes to New York Sept. 23. He apparently wants the country to be dismembered and the land parceled out among neighbouring France, Germany and Italy.

The Libya-Swiss kerfuffle began a year ago, when Khadafy's youngest son, Hannibal Khadafy, and his pregnant wife were arrested in a Geneva luxury hotel for beating two servants with a belt and a coat-hanger.

Hannibal Khadafy had previously been busted in both France and Italy for beating a woman and fighting a cop, and once for driving drunk down Paris' Champs Elysee at 90 mph - the wrong way.

Libya retaliated with fury, recalling some diplomats, suspending visas for Swiss citizens, withdrawing funds from Swiss banks, shuttering the Tripoli office of Nestle and threatening to cut off oil deliveries to Switzerland.

Two Swiss businessmen were barred from leaving the country until Libya received an apology for Hannibal's arrest.

Two weeks ago, Swiss President Hans-Rudolf Merz sought to win their release after a year by traveling to Triploi to apologize for the arrest.

Libya promised to let the hostages go by Sept. 1 - but reneged. Now Merz is fending off calls for his resignation.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2009/09/03/2009-09-03_libya_leader_col_moammar_khadafy_to_united_nations_abolish_switzerland.html

My name is URL

haha Gaddafi is awesome!

mink_man

abolish polish!

Epic Tissue

WTF how long have those 2 Swiss men been stuck in Libya?

biko

FFS he's worse than the Saudis
Hannibal is a spoilt brat

Mr Maroon

My name is URL wrote: »

haha Gaddafi is awesome!

Yeah, he's looking very suave.

soundsham

over-reaction by the swiss pfff!!
aren't we all just sick of them really

Riddle101

Pfft, since when is Libya in a position to make demands. If he want's Switzerland abolished, let him do it himself. Come to think about it, maybe Libya plans to invade Switzerland with a horde of Elephants which will be lead by his son Hannibal.

K4t

You'd think there would have been some educational programmes available in prison.....:rolleyes:

RHunce

Epic Tissue wrote: »

WTF how long have those 2 Swiss men been stuck in Libya?

a year i think

i feel sorry for those poor bastards

soundsham

oil good

chocolate bad

Stercus Accidit

Libya has oil doesn't it?

They have the lockerbie bomber? cough cough terrorist

The people don't have a democratically elected leader do they?


Lol, Gaddafi ougt to be careful what he says, very careful.

biko

Hannibal - in 2005, he was convicted by a French court for striking his pregnant companion in a Paris hotel. He was given a four-month suspended prison sentence and a 500 euro fine.

He likes getting his belt off in hotels...

ejmaztec

If they had any sense, they would have used the invisibility cloak function on their Swiss Army knives and sneaked out of Libya.

Itsdacraic

2 Swiss Business men stuck in labia?

Sounds like a porn.

Mr. Presentable

Qaddafi is an idiot. Cuckoo clocks come from the Black Forest region of Germany, not Switzerland. *snort*

Mr. Presentable

Riddle101 wrote: »

Pfft, since when is Libya in a position to make demands. If he want's Switzerland abolished, let him do it himself. Come to think about it, maybe Libya plans to invade Switzerland with a horde of Elephants which will be lead by his son Hannibal.

FFS, that's Tunisia. Carthage was in modern Tunisia.

Niall09

Mr Maroon wrote: »

Hannibal Khadafy had previously been busted in both France and Italy for eating a woman

:eek:

mink_man

who is this libya they speak of?

Mrmoe

mink_man wrote: »

who is this libya they speak of?

a cousin of Dubya.

pablomakaveli

nipplenuts wrote: »

FFS, that's Tunisia. Carthage was in modern Tunisia.

But the Carthiginians controlled Libya and used there soldiers in Hannibals army.

The modern equivalent would probably a Tuninsian general leading a load of Libyan lads and a few elephants up to Switzerland. The Swiss will be quaking in their boots.:D

wudangclan

instead of a trojan horse the swiss could leave a giant cuckoo clock on a beach,as a peace offering,wait till the libyans go asleep,sneak out the guys who were hiding in the clock,rescue the two businessmen and sail back to switzerland.
easy.

Epic Tissue

Mrmoe wrote: »

a cousin of Dubya.

Stupidity runs in the family

ejmaztec

Qaddafi deserves a swift kick up the Swiss.

Dr Kamikazi

Gaddafi or Cowen?

Fratton Fred

Isn't tobacco smoke carthenagenic?

Rented Mule

Switzerland leads the world in advanced cheese warfare technology.

I would be very careful if I were Libya.

ChocolateSauce

Rented Mule wrote: »

Switzerland leads the world in advanced cheese warfare technology.

I would be very careful if I were Libya.

If their weapons can do that to cheese, imagine what they would do to a hot all-female elite guard?

Dyr

wudangclan wrote: »

instead of a trojan horse the swiss could leave a giant cuckoo clock on a beach,as a peace offering,wait till the libyans go asleep,sneak out the guys who were hiding in the clock,rescue the two businessmen and sail back to switzerland.
easy.

Except switzerland is land locked.

I've been to switzerland and i see no reason to oppose its abolition.

Cunny-Funt

Wow if a scumbag could be a nation, it'd be Libya.

Schism

That's the stupidest thing I've heard in a long time, what an idiot.

Yeah he gets everything he could possibly desire in his own country so he decides he can just demand another country he's not happy with be dissolved?

He'll go down in the history books under W for wanker.

Riddle101

nipplenuts wrote: »

FFS, that's Tunisia. Carthage was in modern Tunisia.

The joke was more of a reference to his son Hannibal because he has the same name as the famous commander of the Carthaginians. But it was a bad joke none the less:(

grenache

Cunny-Funt wrote: »

Wow if a scumbag could be a nation, it'd be Libya.

Never a truer statement spoken !

Gadaffi would be comical if he wasn't such a psychiotic lunatic.

JupiterKid

The poor Swiss must be absolutely sh*tting bricks at the moment given this dire threat to their very survival.:rolleyes:

So let's see - Geneva goes to France, Zurich goes to Germany and Basle is split between France and Germany. St. Moritz forms its own principality, charging Libyans and other plebs hefty fees to use their ski runs.:cool:

I didn't see Gadaffi calling for America's or the UK's abolition and he was pretty pissed off with these countries back in the 80s.

humanji

Is it just me or does Gadaffi look like Mel Brooks?

limklad

Dr Kamikazi wrote: »

Gaddafi or Cowen?

Is there a difference?

limklad

The mistake Switzerland made was, the Swiss police should not have arrested him. They should have shot him and the wife and place the gun in the servants hands and sent the the servants to court and release them in court under self defence or afterwards under ill health grounds.
Then a year or so later when things quieten down, silently wipe the court convictions of the servants records.

Jeanious

Yet another reason why the entire continent of Africa should be told to fcuk off for itself.

whadabouchasir

Magnus wrote: »

Hannibal - in 2005, he was convicted by a French court for striking his pregnant companion in a Paris hotel. ..

Sounds like a lovely lad

Kipperhell

Isn't Switzerland heavily fortified and quite capable of warfare?

I think I read once all their bridges are set with explosives and their roads designed to double up as runways.

pablomakaveli

Kipperhell wrote: »

Isn't Switzerland heavily fortified and quite capable of warfare?

I think I read once all their bridges are set with explosives and their roads designed to double up as runways.

They also have the best Swiss army knives in the world. No one can mess with them.

CAPTIAN CRAZY

grenache wrote: »

Gadaffi would be comical if he wasn't such a psychiotic lunatic.

:D

partyatmygaff

That guy is craaaaaazzzy

He wears some of strangest looking things ever but the coolest thing is his all-female bodyguards(40 of them)
http://sweetness-light.com/archive/gaddafis-female-bodyguards-in-trouble-again-in-nigeria

General Zod

coyle wrote: »

Yet another reason why the entire continent of Africa should be told to fcuk off for itself.

now now, that's just silly.

wudangclan

Bambi wrote: »

Except switzerland is land locked.

it was the perfect plan except for that one flaw.it worked for the trojans.

Sulmac

Abolish Switzerland?

Where else could we keep the Nazi gold, then? :eek:

cherryghost

down with that sort of thing!

Mr Maroon

Bambi wrote: »

Except switzerland is land locked.

That's what they want you to think.

limklad

Kipperhell wrote: »

Isn't Switzerland heavily fortified and quite capable of warfare?

That depends on your point of view. They have no Navy except some patrol boats in any lakes bordering other nations.

They do have an air force to fly between mountains.

The structure of the Swiss militia system stipulates that the soldiers keep their own personal equipment, including all personal weapons, at home.

They do have bunkers for nuclear and other types of attacks to cover 114% of its citizens. Incase any births arise due to captivity
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_of_Switzerland#Shelters_and_fortifications

more information about its military is here
http://www.vtg.admin.ch/internet/vtg/en/home.html

Kipperhell wrote: »

I think I read once all their bridges are set with explosives and their roads designed to double up as runways.

Not a bad idea to have here. (The Planes landing on the Roads , I mean) , Ryanair can drop me closer to my Destination instead of the middle of nowhere.

TheCardHolder

I once got chatting to two Swiss girls while in cork, ended up going back to their hotel for a party. needless to say I'm quite fond of the swiss :P

Riddle101

partyatmygaff wrote: »

That guy is craaaaaazzzy

He wears some of strangest looking things ever but the coolest thing is his all-female bodyguards(40 of them)
http://sweetness-light.com/archive/gaddafis-female-bodyguards-in-trouble-again-in-nigeria

I wonder if his son would beat those females;)