F1 Car Made out Of Bread

Rufus.T.Firefly · 03-09-2009 8:47am #1

Chefs in Singapore came up with this idea ahead of the Singapore GP, to raise some 'dough' for a local school...

Do you reckon it can do doughnuts?

Apparently there was no time for 'loafing' about when they were making it..

It looks like a good way to earn a crust to me, anyway!!!

Come on guy's, how many more bad puns can we get from this???

artanevilla · 03-09-2009 8:50am

Are they self raising tyres?

Nikko · 03-09-2009 8:52am

Have they got the 'knead' for speed?

:P

Rylan · 03-09-2009 8:55am

I would say it would do some amazing speed if you put your foot to the flour.

Nikko · 03-09-2009 8:59am

- runs on 'flour power'?

What kind of half-baked thread is this anyhoo? You won't get a rise out of me! (I'm too toasted to think of any more at the mo...)

:P

Run_to_da_hills · 03-09-2009 9:00am

I would say that cost a lot of bread

Rufus.T.Firefly · 03-09-2009 9:01am

Uppercrust are probably only ones who could afFord one :rolleyes:

fobster · 03-09-2009 9:27am

It must have at least 600 bhp. That's bread horse-power for the non-aficionados.

fobster · 03-09-2009 9:28am

Is it going to win one of the few F1 races in the far (y)east?

Twin-go · 03-09-2009 9:32am

There will have to be a toast.

Twin-go · 03-09-2009 9:34am

I'd say it will only last 13 laps (a bakers dozen).

Twin-go · 03-09-2009 9:36am

What are the safety features like? Does it have a crumble zone

GoneShootin · 03-09-2009 9:37am

HashSlinging · 03-09-2009 10:01am

DOUGH!!!

fobster · 03-09-2009 10:44am

The real question is: Is it made of the right stuff to win the race? Does it have the moral fibre to persevere?

Have they decided on the driver? Last time I checked only one person can drive an F1 car so looks like Johnson Mooney and O'Brien will have to decide who drives.

dak · 03-09-2009 12:55pm

If you crash and go on fire ......your'e toasted alive !

If it doesn't start and get off the grid ...will you have to loaf around the track?

Some people are making a wholemeal out of this , I'm leaven right now ! this thread is too seedy!

I'm sure we will see it in Bransbatch... !

fobster · 03-09-2009 1:00pm

dak wrote: »

If it doesn't start and get off the grid ...will you have to loaf around the track?

Not sure, but if you crash into someone on purpose I hear you get put in the bread bin as punishment.

FACEPALM · 03-09-2009 1:04pm

how may cylinders does it run on ? Probably a bakers dozen!!

dak · 03-09-2009 1:07pm

Fugiitive F1 Car wanted ...... Bread or Alive !

dak · 03-09-2009 1:10pm

fobster wrote: »

Not sure, but if you crash into someone on purpose I hear you get put in the bread bin as punishment.

If you crash you will feel your paninni ! As you are a good driver thats a nan-issue ! Baguette my drift !

Someone Please , please ......pimp-my-rye !!!!

Rufus.T.Firefly · 03-09-2009 1:31pm

Usually a nice bit "CRUMPET" getting photo's taken around these cars :rolleyes:

dak · 03-09-2009 1:38pm

Rufus.T.Firefly wrote: »

Usually a nice bit "CRUMPET" getting photo's taken around these cars :rolleyes:

As long as they are "well bread" and you use your loaf !

A Primal Nut · 03-09-2009 1:39pm

F1 cars usually have a low centre of gravity, i hope this one's centre of gravity is below the bread line.

A Primal Nut · 03-09-2009 1:42pm

I could this see this bread causing a traffic jam!

Don't spread any of these jokes!

fobster · 03-09-2009 1:42pm

Rufus.T.Firefly wrote: »

Usually a nice bit "CRUMPET" getting photo's taken around these cars :rolleyes:

Yeah they always have nice baps. They could butter my roll any day!

dak · 03-09-2009 1:48pm

fobster wrote: »

Yeah they always have nice baps. They could butter my roll any day!

As long as her name isn't Marge !

dak · 03-09-2009 1:50pm

If the car crashed into a bit of crumpet and flipped over......would that be a bread roll ?

fobster · 03-09-2009 1:56pm

dak wrote: »

As long as her name isn't Marge !

Aye Marge always leaves bad taste in the mouth!

dak · 03-09-2009 2:08pm

What do you say if you knock a few corners off this car ? .

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.....Ohh Crumbs !!

fobster · 03-09-2009 2:38pm

Wonder how it is on the ocrnering, hopefully it doesn't over-cook them

Dublin_Gunner · 03-09-2009 2:42pm

I heard it was designed by Panninifarina.

antodeco · 03-09-2009 3:56pm

I hope they dont "stale" the engine by mistake. It does give me an appetite for disaster. Oh god, we're on a roll :P

Rufus.T.Firefly · 04-09-2009 8:08am

I heard that Jesus is lined up to drive in the first race and is very excited at the prospect.

Mel Gibson is going to make a Movie about it,

“The Passion Of The Crust”

Rufus.T.Firefly · 04-09-2009 1:59pm

Well the car looks ready,heard the first race is goin to be at BRANS hatch

TerrorFirmer · 04-09-2009 11:11pm

Imagine how delicious it would smell if it went up in flames...

dak · 07-09-2009 9:00am

I'll raise a toast to that !

dak · 07-09-2009 12:19pm

TerrorFirmer wrote: »

Imagine how delicious it would smell if it went up in flames...

Murray Walker ( Famous FI Commentator ) once said

"There's nothing wrong with the car except that it's on fire."

This car has got to be a Breadwinner !

CrazyRabbit · 07-09-2009 12:23pm

I'm guessing that the black bread was bought in Tesco's.

Oink · 07-09-2009 12:25pm

Now that's what I call a car. A real thoroughbread.

F1 Car Made out Of Bread

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