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Pubic Litterus!!

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  • 01-09-2009 9:17pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭


    Shunted into the netty in The Westin today to ...well... "cut a bit of rope" and was confronted with a fcuking nest of pubes on the underside of the pan.

    On further inspection the fcuking whole cube was infested with stray pubes and ,well fcuk it, totally put me off my stroke.

    Whats with the cover of pubes on every netty one uses?

    Getting a bit pissed off with peoples personal hygiene, at least try to sweep the fcukers away.


    women's are probably even worse......:eek:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    *crickets*


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,212 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    In English, please?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 132 ✭✭Paddo81


    Er...........What? :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭Whosbetter?


    Hair-raising story! :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 62 ✭✭The End Of Days


    FOAD


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Are you sure it wasn't just Marty Morrissey after falling in?


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,992 ✭✭✭✭partyatmygaff


    This children, is what happens when you think mixing 8 shots of vodka with 8 shots of gin is a good idea....


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    OMG that is loike totally shocking


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Shunted into the netty in The Westin today to ...well... "cut a bit of rope" and was confronted with a fcuking nest of pubes on the underside of the pan.

    On further inspection the fcuking whole cube was infested with stray pubes and ,well fcuk it, totally put me off my stroke.

    Why are you **** in a public toilet?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    it's pubes on the urinal i dont get.do guys rub their crotch on the edge of the urinal or is it the odd stray midget leaving behind some detritus?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Why are you **** in a public toilet?

    Smart ass :cool:

    Don't like busting the buns on a nest of stray pubes buddy.

    Must be a machine for sweeping those bad boys away surely.


    Lowers the tone of the place.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    So,

    you went into the Westin to have a ****- posted it on your profile pic and start a thread in AH about it-

    Appropriate user name buddy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Maybe you need to move to Japan



  • Registered Users Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    Does this count as a toilet thread? Has it been a month since the last?


  • Registered Users Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    Does this count as a toilet thread? Has it been a month since the last?

    Possibly, that's gotta be a record.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    Possibly, that's gotta be a record.

    I vaguely remember a 1-per-month ban being implemented. Might have just been a suggestion though.


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I vaguely remember a 1-per-month ban being implemented. Might have just been a suggestion though.

    tis the 1st of the month!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    tis the 1st of the month!!

    So it is. Could have done better than pubes on the seat though Flutt. That's my September ruined :(


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    So it is. Could have done better than pubes on the seat though Flutt. That's my September ruined :(

    I don't it think counts as a toilet thread. I think it's more of a 'bad hygiene in Dublin's top hotels' thread.


    September looking any better? :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    I don't it think counts as a toilet thread. I think it's more of a 'bad hygiene in Dublin's top hotels' thread.


    September looking any better? :D

    Something to look forward to now I guess :P


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭K4t


    Flutt has such a way with words.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 865 ✭✭✭Purple Gorilla


    The person masturbating in a public toilet is giving out about other people's etiquette in them?


    Delightful


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Does this count as a toilet thread? Has it been a month since the last?

    Hey Mr Wannabeee mod:D

    don't take the Flutt for a dummy... last Toilet Thread was 03 June started by me, as a matter of interest it's one toilet thread every two months so horse don't try to phase the Flutt on these little matters.

    The fcukin man knows where he stands:D

    People should tidy up in the nether areas though, fcukin rank squatting on a nest of stray springy pubes... uuuuugh:mad:


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    Hey Mr Wannabeee mod:D

    don't take the Flutt for a dummy... last Toilet Thread was 03 June started by me, as a matter of interest it's one toilet thread every two months so horse don't try to phase the Flutt on these little matters.

    The fcukin man knows where he stands:D

    People should tidy up in the nether areas though, fcukin rank squatting on a nest of stray springy pubes... uuuuugh:mad:

    Hey! I enjoy toilet threads as much, if not more, than the average AHer. I was shocked and delighted to find another toilet thread, as it had seemed like such a short time since the last one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    I understand your feelings, yes there were others but they were locked.

    I am the only one who can start TTs in AH . Every two months.

    This one is below par... sorry.:o

    Did me best.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,593 ✭✭✭johnnyrotten


    Its then for cornflakes money car footpath water trouble horse cap cap gis cap is


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,477 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    Did you give the management a spot of what for FB?
    I pull up a stool in the Westin for the odd evacuation myself and have only ever been impressed with the cleanliness.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    humberklog wrote: »
    Did you give the management a spot of what for FB?
    I pull up a stool in the Westin for the odd evacuation myself and have only ever been impressed with the cleanliness.


    Inddeeed dead fookin' right, USUALLY clean as a whistle but this netty I chose to cut some cable in was disgusting.

    Fcukin spring loaded pubes everywhere!!

    Looks like two Lebanese men were making out there.:eek:

    WTF !!Either that or some AAArab bird snuk in for a wizz

    Gross I tell ya, and in fairness out of character.

    One off so I didn't make an issue out of it.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,477 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    Yeah, wouldn't be fair to come down the heavy with the staff. Can't blame them for someone moulting all over the theatre of operations. No better place to have that nest of disgust quickly and politely dealt with.


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