Pubic Litterus!!

FlutterinBantam

Shunted into the netty in The Westin today to ...well... "cut a bit of rope" and was confronted with a fcuking nest of pubes on the underside of the pan.

On further inspection the fcuking whole cube was infested with stray pubes and ,well fcuk it, totally put me off my stroke.

Whats with the cover of pubes on every netty one uses?

Getting a bit pissed off with peoples personal hygiene, at least try to sweep the fcukers away.


women's are probably even worse......:eek:

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

*crickets*

Mrmoe

In English, please?

Paddo81

Er...........What?

Whosbetter?

Hair-raising story! :pac:

The End Of Days

FOAD

TheZohanS

Are you sure it wasn't just Marty Morrissey after falling in?

partyatmygaff

This children, is what happens when you think mixing 8 shots of vodka with 8 shots of gin is a good idea....

OMG that is loike totally shocking

Gummy Panda

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Shunted into the netty in The Westin today to ...well... "cut a bit of rope" and was confronted with a fcuking nest of pubes on the underside of the pan.

On further inspection the fcuking whole cube was infested with stray pubes and ,well fcuk it, totally put me off my stroke.

Why are you **** in a public toilet?

wudangclan

it's pubes on the urinal i dont get.do guys rub their crotch on the edge of the urinal or is it the odd stray midget leaving behind some detritus?

FlutterinBantam

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Why are you **** in a public toilet?

Smart ass :cool:

Don't like busting the buns on a nest of stray pubes buddy.

Must be a machine for sweeping those bad boys away surely.


Lowers the tone of the place.

Mr. Incognito

So,

you went into the Westin to have a ****- posted it on your profile pic and start a thread in AH about it-

Appropriate user name buddy

Gummy Panda

Maybe you need to move to Japan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU_vNb_XkTM

TPD

Does this count as a toilet thread? Has it been a month since the last?

thomond2006

The Perfect Drug wrote: »

Does this count as a toilet thread? Has it been a month since the last?

Possibly, that's gotta be a record.

TPD

thomond2006 wrote: »

Possibly, that's gotta be a record.

I vaguely remember a 1-per-month ban being implemented. Might have just been a suggestion though.

The Perfect Drug

The Perfect Drug wrote: »

I vaguely remember a 1-per-month ban being implemented. Might have just been a suggestion though.

tis the 1st of the month!!

TPD

Deleted User wrote: »

tis the 1st of the month!!

So it is. Could have done better than pubes on the seat though Flutt. That's my September ruined

The Perfect Drug

The Perfect Drug wrote: »

So it is. Could have done better than pubes on the seat though Flutt. That's my September ruined

I don't it think counts as a toilet thread. I think it's more of a 'bad hygiene in Dublin's top hotels' thread.


September looking any better?

TPD

Deleted User wrote: »

I don't it think counts as a toilet thread. I think it's more of a 'bad hygiene in Dublin's top hotels' thread.


September looking any better?

Something to look forward to now I guess :P

K4t

Flutt has such a way with words.

Purple Gorilla

The person masturbating in a public toilet is giving out about other people's etiquette in them?


Delightful

FlutterinBantam

The Perfect Drug wrote: »

Does this count as a toilet thread? Has it been a month since the last?

Hey Mr Wannabeee mod:D

don't take the Flutt for a dummy... last Toilet Thread was 03 June started by me, as a matter of interest it's one toilet thread every two months so horse don't try to phase the Flutt on these little matters.

The fcukin man knows where he stands:D

People should tidy up in the nether areas though, fcukin rank squatting on a nest of stray springy pubes... uuuuugh:mad:

TPD

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Hey Mr Wannabeee mod:D

don't take the Flutt for a dummy... last Toilet Thread was 03 June started by me, as a matter of interest it's one toilet thread every two months so horse don't try to phase the Flutt on these little matters.

The fcukin man knows where he stands:D

People should tidy up in the nether areas though, fcukin rank squatting on a nest of stray springy pubes... uuuuugh:mad:

Hey! I enjoy toilet threads as much, if not more, than the average AHer. I was shocked and delighted to find another toilet thread, as it had seemed like such a short time since the last one.

FlutterinBantam

I understand your feelings, yes there were others but they were locked.

I am the only one who can start TTs in AH . Every two months.

This one is below par... sorry.:o

Did me best.

johnnyrotten

Its then for cornflakes money car footpath water trouble horse cap cap gis cap is

humberklog

Did you give the management a spot of what for FB?
I pull up a stool in the Westin for the odd evacuation myself and have only ever been impressed with the cleanliness.

FlutterinBantam

humberklog wrote: »

Did you give the management a spot of what for FB?
I pull up a stool in the Westin for the odd evacuation myself and have only ever been impressed with the cleanliness.

Inddeeed dead fookin' right, USUALLY clean as a whistle but this netty I chose to cut some cable in was disgusting.

Fcukin spring loaded pubes everywhere!!

Looks like two Lebanese men were making out there.:eek:

WTF !!Either that or some AAArab bird snuk in for a wizz

Gross I tell ya, and in fairness out of character.

One off so I didn't make an issue out of it.

humberklog

Yeah, wouldn't be fair to come down the heavy with the staff. Can't blame them for someone moulting all over the theatre of operations. No better place to have that nest of disgust quickly and politely dealt with.