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A Lemon and A Lime Locked in A sexual Encounter

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  • #2
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    they so are getting it on lots of inuendo in those pictures.....:eek:


  • #3
    G_R
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,028 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    During the heated encounter my wife became quite distressed and had to go sit in the car park
    :D
    do these people have nothing better to do with their time
    fúckin idiots


  • #4
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Yes. They are making sweet love.


  • #5
    AlmightyCushion
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    As long as they are both consenting fruits where's the harm.


  • #6
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Do they do flavoured condoms too?


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  • #7
    bronte
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    Haha! Fruit orgy! :pac:


  • #8
    TheZohanS
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    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    As long as they are both consenting fruits where's the harm.


    That's where it starts, next they'll want the right to get married.


  • #9
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    who's the gooseberry?


  • #10
    Scrambled egg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 383 ✭✭Scrambled egg


    Kinky lol


  • #11
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Mr Simpkins seems like a pain in the hole.

    "The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter. The lime, who I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face."

    :D

    Can't believe he has young kids - that means there's a huge likelihood of him being fairly young himself.

    It could be a wind-up too though.


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  • #12
    jumpguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    The father must have one seriously sick mind for spotting this.


  • #13
    eddiehead
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,493 ✭✭✭eddiehead


    Now I'm not one to criticise a couple of fruits for what they do in their own time, but do they have to be so open about it?


  • #14
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    I though this thread was about a joke... "There Was A Lemon and A Lime Locked in A Sexual Encounter..."

    ...they came to a bitter end! :D


  • #15
    Joey the lips
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    Bet he works in the advertising dept of the sweet company.


  • #16
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    TheZohan wrote: »
    That's where it starts, next they'll want the right to get married.

    Why shouldn't they be allowed to marry? It's 2009. Not allowing a lemon and a lime to marry in this day and age is ridiculous. A lemon and something like an orange on the other hand isn't natural and is against God.


  • #17
    Schism
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    Ah now, there's sweet **** all going on there.


  • #18
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Mr Simpkins of Pontefract, West Yorkshire, told The Sun: "The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter.

    I'm surprised he even knows what a carnal encounter looks like if he's reporting shit like this.


  • #19
    thomond2006
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    /Buys a truckload of lemons and limes to see if the theory holds true.


  • #20
    Adamcp898
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,473 ✭✭✭Adamcp898


    The jovial MAOAM man is very popular with fans fruit, both young and old.

    Fixed their quote


  • #21
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    mrs moneypenny wrote: »
    WTF ................. a father has complained to a sweet firm over characters on sweet wrappers .......... he thinks it looks like they're having sex!!!:D:D

    Linky herehttp://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Outrage_over_sexy_Haribo_sweet_wrapper&in_article_id=727568&in_page_id=34

    If his complaint is thrown out, how do you think he'll appeal?


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  • #22
    eddiehead
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,493 ✭✭✭eddiehead


    Simon Simpkins, a dad of two, said he was shocked at the "pornographic" poses when he bought Haribo's MAOAM sweets for his children.

    Buying porn for young kids.....you sicken me:mad:


  • #23
    Day Lewin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,779 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    What does he expect if he buys sweets called Madam?


  • #24
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    jumpguy wrote: »
    The father must have one seriously sick mind for spotting this.

    He and the wife obviously use that position a lot.


  • #25
    orourkeda
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    The next time this particular sweet company launch a new brand of sweets they should draw a big pair of boobs on the wrapper.


  • #26
    TheZohanS
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    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    A lemon and something like an orange on the other hand isn't natural and is against God.

    They're going to hell so!


  • #27
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Bristol Salmon Crosswalk wrote: »
    If his complaint is thrown out, how do you think he'll appeal?

    The judge would squash it without doubt.


  • #28
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    The judge would squash it without doubt.

    What a salad state of affairs.


  • #29
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Bristol Salmon Crosswalk wrote: »
    What a salad state of affairs.
    That's so bad it's good.


  • #30
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Juicy story.
    Is it wrong that I really want some maoams now?


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  • #31
    orestes
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    TheZohan wrote: »
    That's where it starts, next they'll want the right to get married.
    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Why shouldn't they be allowed to marry? It's 2009. Not allowing a lemon and a lime to marry in this day and age is ridiculous. A lemon and something like an orange on the other hand isn't natural and is against God.

    And the first person to say they shouldn't be allowed to marry but can have "civil partnerships" is a bastid :mad:


  • #32
    dez_warlock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 396 ✭✭dez_warlock


    What a juicy story. I thought everyone loved getting Hariboned... I mean Haribo ;)


  • #33
    welcomeinjam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 142 ✭✭welcomeinjam


    The best quote from the article has to be
    "I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park."

    How angry did he get???


  • #34
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    dez_warlock wrote: »
    What a juicy story. I thought everyone loved getting Hariboned... I mean Haribo ;)

    Too late! bronte pipped you to the post. ;)


  • #35
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    bronte wrote: »
    Juicy story.
    Is it wrong that I really want some maoams now?

    No. Wanting the lime to sodomise you probably would be though.


  • #36
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,738 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    welcomeinjam wrote: »
    The best quote from the article has to be
    "I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park."

    How angry did he get???

    Are you sure he didn't say "sit 'er ass" down in the car park?


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  • #37
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    I hope the lime used protection, he doesn't want to get lemonAIDS


  • #38
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    "Kids And Grown-Ups Love It So,
    The Happy World Of Haribo!''

    Looks like the lime was very happy alright.


  • #39
    The_Minister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    In fairness I can actually see what he means, especially with the second picture.

    What disturbs me deeply though, is the first picture.

    Those cherries have no arms or legs ans are joined at the stalk.

    Rule 32 - Siamese, amputee, confectionery porn?


  • #40
    [Deleted User]
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    welcomeinjam wrote: »
    The best quote from the article has to be
    "I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park."

    How angry did he get???
    This!!! :D

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvLV6f2R72s


  • #41
    Thephantomsmask
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    Two citrus fruits showing their zest for life. I'm surprised the lime is more interested in squeezing the lemon than popping those cherries to be honest.


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  • #42
    Mrmoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    Lets cut to the core of the issue here, and that is that our kids are ripe for exploitation. Orange you glad that they don't sell them here?


  • #43
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Thephantomsmask wrote: »
    Two citrus fruits showing their zest for life. I'm surprised the lime is more interested in squeezing the lemon than popping those cherries to be honest.

    Those cherries have been well popped by now. tarts!


  • #44
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Those cherries have been well popped by now. tarts!

    I thought you make tarts out of apples? :confused:


  • #45
    dez_warlock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 396 ✭✭dez_warlock


    Bristol Salmon Crosswalk wrote: »
    Too late! bronte pipped you to the post. ;)

    Damn! That's left a sour taste in my mouth. It's a little bittersweet though a great minds think alike :D

    The guys reaction is pretty hilarious though, looks like the lime was just letting some juice loose.


  • #46
    SoWatchaWant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    He complained to the shop manager? What a ****ing tool.


  • #47
    thomond2006
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    My name is URL wrote: »
    I hope the lime used protection, he doesn't want to get lemonAIDS

    If he didn't, he's a ****ing curd.




    /Gets coat :(


  • #48
    Anonomyte
    Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭Anonomyte


    These are recessionary limes we live in....


  • #49
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,596 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Why shouldn't they be allowed to marry?
    Technically speaking the progeny would be vegetables


  • #50
    pablomakaveli
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    I think the one with the cherries is more graphic. Looks like a pair of balls being licked.


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