What the hell?

Mr Benevolent

I've noticed a weird new phenomenon in the last year, but it's beginning to develop a momentum of it's own now - lots of middle aged guys walking around with much younger Asian wives/girlfriends. Anybody else notice this?

My question is where the hell did they buy them? God knows what kind of contract the women have to fufill. Can I import them myself to sell here? Is there VRT* to pay on them?

*Vaginal Registration Tax

IvySlayer

Oh this is what Grandad meant when he was ordering a Chinese :eek:

RandolphEsq

Sex dolls!

Pretty to look at and only want a rich husband and, relatively speaking to Asian men, we have a shedload of them

demac71

oh i can sense some jealousy here.

laugh

Asian > Polish > Irish

:P

A Doozer

laugh wrote: »

Asian > Polish > Irish

:P

Amen.

Bobeagleburger

They can be found in the buy and sell under used parts.

Biggins

Maybe its because of another new Tesco promotion?
One free with every box of Kelloggs? Dunno, they are trying everything else! :rolleyes:

(I wonder do you get a cheaper one if you cross the border?)

My name is URL

Where would one sign up for this initiative?

Neamhshuntasach

Judging by the amount of white people dragging Thai girls around with them over there i wouldn't be surprised if they dragged them all the way back to Ireland.

pikachucheeks

Lucky b*stards!

Four-Percent

Was one of them called Ting Tong by any chance?

pikachucheeks

I reckon they picked them up in Jimmy Chungs on Eden Quay.

All you can eat for fifteen euro!

Rev. BlueJeans

Someone will be along in a minute to tell us all we're being racialist for noticing.

Me, I'll hope it's still de riguer when I'm middle aged.

Banter Joe

Rev. BlueJeans wrote: »

Someone will be along in a minute to tell us all we're being racialist for noticing.

Me, I'll hope it's still de riguer when I'm middle aged.

There's always viagra anyway!

leitrim lad

yip all part of the boom ,

you can actually go to a place in thailand where you can buy a young thai virgin, the same as buying cattle in a mart

i know a few fellas from mayo who done this already, and they cant leave you because you own them,

i would say you could nearly get tax depreciation ,or a subsidy on them if you tried

El Weirdo

leitrim lad wrote: »

yip all part of the boom ,

you can actually go to a place in thailand where you can buy a young thai virgin, the same as buying cattle in a mart

i know a few fellas from mayo who done this already, and they cant leave you because you own them,

i would say you could nearly get tax depreciation ,or a subsidy on them if you tried

I'd love to see someone try to get a court to back them up on this one!

Mossy Monk

I know of one such person who no Irish woman would have so he went to Thailand, found a bride, married her and brought her back

My name is URL

Are the men that do this not all a bit weird? I mean what has to be going through your head for you to decide 'fcuk it, I'll buy a wife'

Reminds me of -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz-TUzjSXOw

and he's not even a lish man!

Futurism

I can't wait until I'm middle aged. :cool:

I never see Asian men with Irish women though.

Bobeagleburger

Futurism wrote: »

I can't wait until I'm middle aged. :cool:

I never see Asian men with Irish women though.

That's because they hate Naggers !!

mikom

Confab wrote: »

I've noticed a weird new phenomenon in the last year, but it's beginning to develop a momentum of it's own now - lots of middle aged guys walking around with much younger Asian wives/girlfriends. Anybody else notice this?

Yep, it's a new starter in my local Chinese called number 50 " The cream of someoldguy".

Gone West

Anybody else remember "nadia" :rolleyes:

dlofnep

Was just gunna post the Louis Theroux thing. That whole episode is weird from start to finish. Cringeworthy stuff.

ScumLord

Eddie, I want half!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts4sEBb2K3s

NewNo2

hmm?

leitrim lad

and the great thing about it is if you get sick of her after a year you can always bring her back to the mart in thailand and sell her on again, even with a calf at foot

TestTransmission

Mossy Monk wrote: »

I know of one such person who no Irish woman would have so he went to Thailand, found a bride, married her and brought her back

PICS?

Remmy

My name is URL wrote: »

Are the men that do this not all a bit weird? I mean what has to be going through your head for you to decide 'fcuk it, I'll buy a wife'

Reminds me of -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz-TUzjSXOw

and he's not even a lish man!

That was well strange..

Rented Mule

Confab wrote: »

My question is where the hell did they buy them?

With four you get free spring roll.

Just make sure you don't end up with crab rangoon.

MementoMori

Confab wrote: »

I've noticed a weird new phenomenon in the last year, but it's beginning to develop a momentum of it's own now - lots of middle aged guys walking around with much younger Asian wives/girlfriends. Anybody else notice this?

My question is where the hell did they buy them? God knows what kind of contract the women have to fufill. Can I import them myself to sell here? Is there VRT* to pay on them?

*Vaginal Registration Tax

Snap OP - Saw a couple like this in city centre Dublin yesterday. Out of shape unkempt Irish guy late 40s/early 50s with a much better looking Asian woman about 20 years younger.

Reminded me of a conversation/monologue I had with a taxi driver one night last year who was insistent on providing all the details about his upcoming month-long trip to Thailand to meet his girlfriend. Charming conversational skills my Taxi Driver.