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Rufus.T.Firefly

What's the best thing about the new Internet Explorer?

You can use it to download Firefox.

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I've just read that some devil worshippers are holding a festival dedicated to Satan and Hell.

Sounds like a fete worse than death.

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It turns out it's not just MP's expenses that are being investigated now,

Aparently the cleaner at Liverpool FC has been claiming for silver polish for the last 4 years

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The head of MI5 says that terrorism poses a threat to every single person in the UK.

That doesn't bother me - I got married last week.

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A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe.

He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, maths and science.

One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child.

The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says,

"Look here!

You're the only white man we've ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child.

It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"

The professor replied,

"No, Chief. You're mistaken.

What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino!

Look at that field over there.

All of the sheep are white except for one black one.

Nature does this on occasion."

The chief was silent for a moment, then said,

"Tell you what.

You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about that white child."

jd83

Very good especially the last one:D

dh0661

Hubby is going to love #3 - LOL

MickyMoo

smashing stuff rufus!